Legalblond @KellyJFlood
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This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
“ a constellated wish”
I would totally read "Shrunken White Elephants of Style"
I would totally read "Shrunken White Elephants of Style"
We’ve reached that point in the week where we would all benefit from seeing some baby bats eating bananas
If you can watch Joe Flaherty in this beautiful scene from Freaks and Geeks without getting choked up, you're made of sterner stuff than I am. RIP. youtube.com/watch?v=LrMBIH…
Favorite film about how an eclipse is imbued with magic: Ladyhawke
Favorite film about how an eclipse is imbued with magic: Ladyhawke https://t.co/E9k9Lutphf
“Oh cool…the sun is gone.” Without a scientific explanation, an eclipse would be… startling. Many ancient peoples had spiritual explanations for solar eclipses to help them make sense of these seemingly inexplicable and random phenomena. 🧵⬇️
For sale. Never worn.
10/10. No notes. 😆
The collective concern of humanity for some small creatures gives me hope:
The collective concern of humanity for some small creatures gives me hope:
Absolutely gorgeous! Gosh!
John Mulaney should have the opposite of those ASMR sleep stories where he wakes you up by loudly explaining 30 yo movies.
I was falling asleep watching Saturday Night Live last night, and I could have sworn I heard this song:
This genuinely reads like the first line of a poem.
This genuinely reads like the first line of a poem.
“This is not how I want to go out, Grissom!”😂
“This is not how I want to go out, Grissom!”😂
✨POETRY BOOK GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate one year of Every Living Day, I'm giving away signed copies to 3 random people. All you have to do is RT this post and I'll use a randomizer to choose the winners sometime tomorrow morning. OK bye love you.
✨POETRY BOOK GIVEAWAY✨ To celebrate one year of Every Living Day, I'm giving away signed copies to 3 random people. All you have to do is RT this post and I'll use a randomizer to choose the winners sometime tomorrow morning. OK bye love you.
This is the dumbest commercial I've ever seen and it's fucking delightful
This is the dumbest commercial I've ever seen and it's fucking delightful
Thread!
dumpling🥟 @KendraWare38608
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The Poetry Times @PoetryDaily_
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Casey Stegman @cstegman
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Library of Congress @librarycongress
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“You slept next to me for eight straight hours” A poem by Dean Rader.
Who is the character you're slowly turning into?
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
Full recap of the cheeseball event via @KellyrKopp
Sigh. I loved my BlackBerry.
Sometimes I wish I could turn back time…
If Tarantino really wants a 10-film arc, his 10th should be about an elderly Cliff Booth being resurrected from obscurity to design the stunts for RESERVOIR DOGS.
Guys I watched The Wedding Singer on the plane (because I love that movie) and it occurred to me young people have no idea how great and chaotic weddings were in the 80s: everyone looked like shit, it was ugly prom decor, people just got wasted and danced to terrible live music
Pretty overwhelming response for BETTER OFF DEAD, a movie that I like, but I really adore ONE CRAZY SUMMER and I wonder if it's because I saw that one first or if it's simply a matter of it has Bobcat Goldthwait talking funny and the other does not?
Oh, Luna Tuna 😂
Why did I not know that Yeats had a brother who painted deeply weird and gorgeously creepy oil paintings?
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
You just never know who is going to grow up to be the chief judge of your state’s intermediate appellate court.
“He still loved his bees, a cocktail at five.” A poem by J.K. Daniels.
@folakebianca Maybe it isn't mourning or grief. Maybe it's nostalgia and habit. The people and things that will never return were intertwined with someone you no longer are. Static things get boring. Don't calcify, don't go brittle. Think new thoughts, do new things. >
the fuck it of branches, Molly Brodak
there should be a french foreign legion for middle aged men like me only instead of an elite military unit it's a theatre company
🥹💜🐾 sometimes these memories are too good not to share.
Love the shade 😎
Ready for the weekend 💙 🐾
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