I will! Here's what you say to him: Barron, I'm sorry I can't come to your graduation, but while your mom was still suckling with you, I was out fucking a pornstar. Then, when I was running for President, my buddy David Pecker killed the story for me, but I paid that porn star $130K to keep her mouth shut so no one would know about it. Then, I lied about what those payments were for. So now I'm being charged with 34 felonies, and that's why I can't be at your graduation. Because I'm going to be in court, getting my ass dragged.
@KellyScaletta My buck is on Barron not even caring if he were at his graduation.
@KellyScaletta Ha! Like he was going to attend the graduation anyway? I'm sure he would have scheduled some rally somewhere as an excuse to miss it, if he didn't have to be in CRIMINAL COURT!! 🤣🤣🤣
@KellyScaletta @Flutterbygypsy Then, when you were born, I ‘dated’ a Playboy playmate named Karen McDougal during your first year. 🤷🏻♀️ My pal David Pecker paid her $150,000 to be quiet… 3 days before the election. 😉 newyorker.com/news/news-desk…
@KellyScaletta Since when do they hold graduation during business hours? If that were so, no parents ever could attend their Childress graduation.
@KellyScaletta Who were you sleeping with when Barron was born?
@KellyScaletta @cp8645 He wasn’t going no how. I bet Barron is relieved.
@KellyScaletta He will use anyone and anything to get what he wants. How sad he uses his son to try to jin up sympathy for his failures.