Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

Your neighborhood plant guy & Uber Eats driver. Radically Moderate Civil Libertarian. Agnostic nihilistic misanthrope. Long-suffering Atlanta sports fan. Terminus Joined December 2018

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

2 days ago

Happy Sunday! Go Falcons!

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4 days ago

Too many people these days...

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5 days ago

Definitely a lot of the establishments I frequent need to put up this sign....

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

5 days ago

If you are out in public and an unfamiliar cat meows at you, it is very bad manners not to meow back. 🐱

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

a week ago

I want to live in a world where I can get paid as much money to get fired from my job as Kalen DeBoer is going to get paid for being fired from his.

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

a week ago

BAMA fans right now. 🤣🤣🤣

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a week ago

Unless FSU pulls a Falcons, this upset is happening. 😲

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

2 weeks ago

If you threw the Pillsbury Doughboy in an oven and turned it on, would he die or would he just turn into the Pillsbury Breadboy?

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

3 weeks ago

The Braves sucking this year has given me the chance to get a little more into the Little League World Series that I normally do. I can watch some meaningful baseball where it's just the players on the field who wind up crying at the end, not me.

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

3 weeks ago

Maybe? 🤣

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

4 weeks ago

Injuries will always be a risk of the preseason. QBs (especially young QBs) NEED live game preseason reps. If Penix did get injured, we only have the highest paid backup QB in the history of the league ready to go. That he is not starting these games is beyond idiotic. #Falcons

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

4 weeks ago

You know the state of mental healthcare in your country is bad when you get this text from your healthcare provider. "Your mental health is important. Here's a free app so hopefully don't kill yourself or whatever."

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

a month ago

Is it hilarious to anybody else that the Bristol Motor Speedway gimmick game got rained out?

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

a month ago

Somebody passed me a joint at the Primus show last night. Can't remember the last time I was at a concert and somebody passed me a joint. Nobody smokes joints anymore. Yes, I hit it.

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

2 months ago

It was epic! What a comeback for South Park!

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2 months ago

It was epic! What a comeback for South Park!

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

2 months ago

The Godfather of Heavy Metal is gone. Rip Ozzy. 😢

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2 months ago

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Ken the ATLien. 🇺🇲🇺🇦🌎 @KenDATL1

2 months ago

Just leaving my gym up and Dunwoody, and across the sky, there is one of the most vivid rainbows I've ever seen in my life. Double rainbow starting to appear above it but it's faint.