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Working on Father’s Day writing ✍️… What does your dad like to do? WL🧒🏼: “he likes to….. pick his scabs until they bleed and then make them better.” 🤢Is there anything else he likes to do? WL🧒🏼: “he likes to wash my hair 🤷🏼.” #PickWhatYouLike #YouChoose

Working on Father’s Day writing… LK👦🏼: “Well, my dad’s favorite food is beer🍻. Should I write that?” 👩🏻‍🏫: “Well, beer is a drink. What does he like to eat?” LK👦🏼: *shrugs* “Ham.” 🤣🤣🤣

Student AD👧🏽: “somebody put nail polish on their daddy’s toenails and that’s weird.” Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫: “it doesn’t have to be. Some people’s daddys might like that. Just because your daddy doesn’t like it doesn’t mean someone else’s won’t.” AD👧🏽: “well, my daddy has marshmallow toes.”

Sub 🧑‍🏫: “okay it’s time to put that craft away now…” AD 👧🏾: “but do you like it?” 🧑‍🏫: “it’s time to put it away…” 👧🏾: “but do you like it?” 🧑‍🏫: “let’s put it away…” 👧🏾: “but….do you like it? ….. do you like it?” #Awkward #ButDoYouLikeIt? #DoYou?

Reading a book about skunks… “…and then the stinkmonk came into the house…”. 🤣🦨 🐿 🤣

Teacher👩🏻‍🏫: “when the wind swirls around and a around in a windy funnel cloud, what is that weather called?” LB🙋🏼‍♀️: “A tomato! When I see a tomato coming I had to go to my basement! And you know what I found there?” IO👦🏻: “A tomato???” LB🙍🏼‍♀️: “No. a cockroach.” 🪳

First day back to school without having to wear a mask… AD👧🏽: “Mrs. B! They tookded evabuddy of da maskses today!” **Teachers giggling** AD👧🏽: “why are you snorted like a pig when you laughin’?”

After reading a story… Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫: (a little distracted) “So…..tomorrow… we are going to talk more about….” GG👦🏻: (matter of factly,) “Bruno.”

Student LB🙋🏼‍♀️: “Mrs. B? Um… um… why are you so bossy?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Teacher: “please raise your hands when you have something to say! I’m tired of being interrupted every time I speak, and frankly, it’s just rude.” GG 🙋🏻: “who’s Frankly?” Everyone else: “yeah who’s frankly?” BS 💁🏾: “that’s my sisters friend.” #WhatTheActualFrank?

Two students playing Rock, Paper, Scissors…. After a few times losing one says to the other: “there is a 4th one. It’s called the booty shake and it wins every time!” #RockPaperScissors #Shoot #BootyShoot #WinsEveryTime

👩🏻‍🏫: “We don’t say someone is our enemy. We are all friends here.” ## 👦🏼: *shakes head ‘no’* 👩🏻‍🏫: “Yes. We are all friends.” 👦🏼: *shakes head ‘nope’ while gesturing to his enemy.* #NotThisDude #ISeeWhatYoureGettingAtButNah #Inaccurate

👩🏻‍🏫: “what do you want to be when you grow up?” BM👦🏻: “the real answer is astronaut 👩‍🚀 but I was too hungry and tired to write that so I just wrote police officer 👮‍♀️” #JustGiveMeADonutAlready #AstroNotToday #TooTired

No wonder this kid never pays attention to what the rest of the 6 yr-olds are learning about 🤦🏻‍♀️. Today he taught us about the Mariana Trench and the snail fish that inhabit it. We are practicing the word “what” as well as asking and answering questions. 😳😳😳😳😳😳

BM👦🏻: “I have the best name for a new TV show. It’s called ‘Welcome Back To Double Trash!’”

On today’s episode of “things you only say in Kindergarten classrooms and rowdy bars...” Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫: “Wowwwww! So many friends are losing their teeth!!!!”

Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫: “The next planet is called Uranus. It is made of gas...” BM 👦🏻: “Uranus smells like farts.” #fact #TodaysEducation #SulfurSoGood #ThisKidsAGas

Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫: “You’re finished your writing already?” BM👦🏻: “yeah!” 👩🏻‍🏫: “where is it? I don’t see it...” 👦🏻: “I wrote it at the speed of light! So fast you can’t see it!” #NiceTry #YouCanAdvanceToTheNextGradeAtTheSpeedOfLightToo