Do better Chuck:
You must clear all of these:
• Resident of the 50 US states + DC, Canada except Quebec, or the UK
• Legal age of majority
• Not Auvik staff, household, agencies, or other “Offer Parties”
• Not employed by a competing network-management vendor
• Not an existing Auvik customer with an active subscription
• Not a customer of a current Auvik customer (if your MSP already runs Auvik, this can kill you)
• No Auvik trial in the last 120 days
• No Auvik offer in the last 6 months, and fewer than three Auvik offers ever
• Employed as an MSP, IT service provider, or corporate IT pro — not students or home users
• Organization with 11 or more employees
• Business email and phone you actually use for the job
• Valid LinkedIn they can check
• Company they can verify. They “can and do check when websites were created” and will call a site illegitimate if it “lack[s] credible information” or was created during the campaign
• Employer permission, and the gift must be allowed under the employer’s anti-bribery policy
• One submission per person/email; one participant per company, first submission only
• Cannot stack with any other Auvik discount or promo
Their own FAQ repeats the same filters and adds that sites created during the offer window are treated as invalid by default. 
That last cluster is how they keep this from becoming a home-lab / throwaway-domain harvest.
@noble_crafters If only the pen didn’t fall off the notebook everytime your take it out your pocket, it would be great. Got mine on a kickstarter and like many others that left comments there, the pen was lost in a matter of days due to poor design of the clip mechanism, a sad design indeed.
The internet is not talking about "Reckless Ben" and the situation regarding Bricks and Minifigs at all.
So let me help bring some attention to this thing.
Ben Schneider is a comedic YouTube journalist in the same vain as Nathan For You/Nathan Felder.
His work into the abuse of Russ McKamey and McKamey Manor resulted in a Hulu Documentary, and prompted the Tennessee attorney general to open an investigation.
His first major video he infiltrated Scientology wearing spyglasses.
Now he is investigating the theft of a families' heirloom Star Wars LEGO collection, and he's looking at FIVE YEARS in prison for doing so.
The story involves Bricks and Minifigs placing the families prized LEGO collection on consignment and then just stealing the $200,000 worth of inventory, never giving the family the inventory or the money for the product. It's an incredible act of theft, brazenly admitted to on camera. But because it is technically a civil matter, and Bricks and Minifigs are a 400M dollar company their response was simply "Take us to Court."
Doing so would cost more money than the family has.
So Reckless Ben comes in, spends three months exposing all the corruption from the franchise down to the corporate offices.
Did I mention that Bricks and Minifig is a very valuable Mormon owned company in Utah and run by BYU graduates? That's important information. Ben explains the collusion with the LDS church in his video.
The latest video, which has not been made public yet results in Ben being harassed by the Mormon police department in American Fork, illegally redacting bodycam audio, swatted at gun point and his entire team being taken to jail for "starting a GoFundMe."
Ben spent days in jail.
I am not making this up. The police tell him that is the reason. Then the police raid his home in Los Angeles and issue a warrant for his arrest.
He is facing FIVE YEARS in prison. For simply doing journalism, and trying to bring attention to this family who had their sick grandfathers Lego collection stolen from them.
The second video has not been released from his Patreon yet, but I suspect it will soon.
It is one of the most unbelievable stories I have ever seen, and better than any crime documentary you will watch on Netflix this year.
If you are not aware of what is going on let me ask you to spread the word. The entire internet needs to come to the support of Reckless Ben and Bricks and Minifigs should be completely shut down forever and investigated by the DOJ.
@lexfridman They froze Starlink’s bank accounts too, despite Starlink being a separate company with different shareholders and having broken no laws and given no warning.
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