Kurt Codeine @KurtCodeine8
not caught up in what the fuck these people think Joined March 2019-
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2010 - Best small city in America 2018 - Best place to live in MN 2021 - Number one suburb in MN 2026 - Somali gang takes over homecoming.
Some people are running 26.2 miles in the Twin Cities Marathon today. I'm supplying 99 jello shots for a Vikings tailgate.
This sketch is hilarious
Me a 32 year old unemployed man walking into the 11 am screening of minions
Male baristas don’t deserve tips… go pour some concrete you fuckin pussy
Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex
Tim Dillon is literally speaking for all of us.
My dad watching me hand him the wrong screwdriver
When I see another White guy at Walmart:
JAPANESE REPORTER: “Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran?” TRUMP: “We didn’t tell anyone about it because we wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbor?” 😭💀
How a 22oz frosty mug of Coors light and 37 tvs at the sports bar look at me when I’m in a Teams meeting
11:27 am on a Monday morning in college
Tim Dillon: "There's a few jobs women shouldn't do..." He then lists those "few" jobs 😂
Stick to sports. You’re at least half-right there. Your whiny-ass ain’t going to an Iran battlefield anytime soon. It’ll be poor kids from where I grew up. Life must be pretty comfy in your suite. Stick to judging your favorite pizzas. The adults will sort out the wars.
I always laugh at yo-yo’s who don’t have the 1st clue what information the President had that forced this decision. Even politicians who despise him but were briefed on the situation seem to agree with this operation. I guess lotta podcasters know better. 😂. Gotta keep the
This is too accurate. 😭
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