Mike Gordon @Comicnamedmike
I'm almost positive I hugged Miley Cyrus on 9th ave. Mike Gordon at Gotham on YouTube. https://t.co/OzZWzRVJyj please like and share. 🙂 NYC Joined January 2015-
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I disagree with all of you on everything.
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You’re right, I should “save money.” For my “future.” You sound insane right now
I still don't know wtf Willis was talking about. Also find it alarming that the main adversary was named The Gooch. Did the chode not strike enough fear in the hearts of viewer's? I wouldn't want to fight the chode. My just be me.
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I need an app for keeping in touch with dogs I meet out in the world.
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Everyone should go to jail when they turn 18 and have to prove they deserve to be out
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Do people complaining about multiple meetings in a day know about physical labor?
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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in
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Ground beef implies the existence of air beef and sea beef.
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Wish I paid more attention during my first rodeo
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me: dating is hard me on a date: the platypus doesn’t have teats so they sweat milk
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I’m growing a ponytail so no one will ever ask me to hold their baby.
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There are 7 billion people in the world. I can only tolerate like 6 of you.
Being homeless w/o anyone knowing, makes me feel like a spy. A broke, job having, don't make enough to get a simple place spy.
Where tf is that evil little doll from trilogy of terror? These are the things that keep me up at night.
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Douche canoe implies the existence of other douche watercraft.
Did anyone stop to think that maybe Cocaine Bear is misunderstood?
Can we please start the Apocalypse now? Time to thin the herd. Like a lot.
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Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs, that we would throw them at the houses of our enemies!
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Breakfast for dinner or as my dad called it “Mom ain’t coming back”
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If you haven’t had a woman hit you you’re probably boring
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