Kyle Hamlin @KyleHamlin
he/him, I am a person Chicago, IL Joined August 2012-
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looking at my weird poop before i flush it
The main issue with Matt Gaetz is that he used his office to prosecute his political opponents and authorized federal agents to harass parents who were peacefully protesting at school board meetings. Oh wait, that's actually Merrick Garland, the current attorney general.
would give anything to hear tim robinson recite the rfk bear story so here’s some verbatim quotes as i think you should leave characters
I’m very worried if folks stop watching Mr Beast content Jimmy will resort to just making the Saw movies real
I invited 50 YouTubers to compete for $1,000,000 for their subscribers! Goes live Saturday, my best video yet :)
The Wire. -End the War on Drugs. Drugs won. -The institutions are structured to protect themselves, not you. -Those who push back against the systems will suffer. -Don’t trust the stats. Stats are manipulated to push personal agendas. “This game is rigged, man.” -Bodie
What TV show did you genuinely learn something from?
I live for these Dennis/Kendall fan edits
Paul Scheer and June Diane Raphael's upcoming sitcom, “DINKs,” bends a traditional format. “It’s an improvised multi-cam, which has never been done before,” he says. “We’re going to shoot in front of a live studio audience, and it’s going to have a vibe like ‘The League,’ where we have our agenda of what we want to shoot, how we want to do it, and then we’re going to open it up to improvisation." variety.com/2024/digital/n…
Nvm I watched it. A masterclass in how not to write a movie. There’s a point where they kinda get meta and acknowledge its faults but never commit to actually subverting them. This could be a spiritual successor to Alita Battle Angel if they spent a sec doing some world building
Vin Diesel’s new movie Bloodshot is incredible in that’s it’s so poorly written it basically wraps up its plot 41min in. If anyone watches the rest let me know what happens cuz I see no reason to watch anything past this point
Anyone else out there who thought the phrase was “make ends MEAT” instead of meet because you associated it with the phrase “bringing home the bacon” or is that just me
It’s truly like 30 Rock never ended
Tracy Morgan reveals he gained 40 pounds despite taking weight-loss drugs: “I can out-eat Ozempic.”
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Official poster for Season 20 of ‘Grey’s Anatomy.’
Aaron Rodgers quitting the Jets to run for VP for the crackpot independent candidate married to Cheryl Hines is by far the best way to conclude CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, kudos to Larry David for drawing this up.
The guy who shot Ronald Reagan keeps announcing concerts only for them to be cancelled once the venue finds out he shot Ronald Reagan
My concert in Connecticut has been postponed.
No edgy Santa Claus movie will come anywhere close to Violent Night where Santa is an immortal Viking warrior, punished for his immeasurable bloodshed by being made to become Santa Claus, forced to live yet longing to die, he finds renewed purpose through a kidnapping gone wrong
Arnold Schwarzenegger will star as Santa alongside Alan Ritchson in ‘THE MAN WITH THE BAG’. The film follows Santa as his magic bag is stolen, so he turns to his naughty list to find a former thief to help him plan a heist to get it back. (Source: Deadline)
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