Life in the big bed @LLMillett

mostly true stories of parenting and marriaging Washington DC Joined August 2013

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Christelle @thesussexstan

5 years ago

The firm really said they didn’t have any money for Meghan while Prince Andrew is still on payroll #HarryandMeghanonOprah

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The Royals told Meghan she should continue working because they don’t have enough money to pay for her... England? Who looted every country?! Doesn’t have money to pay for the black woman? #HarryandMeghanonOprah

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Life in the big bed @LLMillett

6 years ago

My mom just texted to share that @tim_cook is from Baldwin county like me and that I should reach out to him for a job. Boomers are funny. As if the world worked this way. 😅😂🤣

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6 years ago

I laugh at the 15 minute customer parking sign outside of the post office. Who gets in and out in only 15 minutes? #whoaretheykidding #postoffice

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7 years ago

Does anyone else think that the new @BananaRepublic commercials look like a trailer for a horror flick? #isitjustme #scarymovie

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GENX10X @Genx10x

7 years ago

The college admissions cheating scandal: Will getting caught make them stop? genx10x.com/the-college-ad… #CollegeCheatingScandal #collegeadmissionsscandal #collegescam #FelicityHuffman #LoriLoughlin

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Life in the big bed @LLMillett

7 years ago

I left my phone in the other room and couldn’t check the time for a half hour before I realized I was wearing a watch. #techdependent #mombrain #oldschool #watchesrule

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Life in the big bed @LLMillett

7 years ago

I’m introducing the #momcation. Moms of the world- let’s go on vacation for a day without the kids. What would you do? #whoswithme #selfcare #thisishappening

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Life in the big bed @LLMillett

7 years ago

GenXers have made a positive impact on society. #dontuforgetaboutus

GENX10X @Genx10x

7 years ago

GenXers have made a positive impact on society. #dontuforgetaboutus

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Life in the big bed @LLMillett

7 years ago

I think I should get a medal for all the lives I’ve saved by yelling “watch out!” to my husband when he drives. #medal #adulting #wifing #driving

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Life in the big bed @LLMillett

7 years ago

Ah, the slumber party- making preteens feel inadequate since 1902. #motherhood #parenting #preteens #fittingin #girls

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7 years ago

Everyone shows first day of school photos. I want to see the 2nd day photos when the situation gets real. #firstdayofschool #TheStruggleIsReal

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7 years ago

So excited to have eaten a filling 100 calorie snack. Only to find out the snack contained five - 100 calorie servings. #fml #summerbody

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7 years ago

#Doria is everything! #RoyalWedding2018

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8 years ago

According to my kid I’m not nimble enough or fast enough to be an international spy. #GoalSetting #hatersgonnahate

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8 years ago

Married life is sitting in the passenger seat constantly tapping on the invisible break. #marriage #husbandandwife

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8 years ago

Motherhood= 1 part Vodka + 1 part sniffing clothes to check if they’re dirty #parenting

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8 years ago

Words you don’t want to hear at end of vacation: Kid: Hey, where’s my toothbrush? Me: in the bathroom- I just packed my toothbrush Kid: No, that was my toothbrush Me: Me: ok, so we were using the same toothbrush this entire time?