TrebekYourselfBeforeYouWreckYourself @LaBordeAtWork
Woke | Dog/Cat/Plant dad | Artist | LSU | Saints | Former elem. educator | Views are mine; I think I'm funny | https://t.co/aPegNPHUuD Joined May 2023-
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Never thought I would see somebody's first rodeo. Fitting that it is Vivek. @MeidasTouch
BREAKING: Barron Trump has appealed Judge Merchan's decision to let his father attend his graduation.
New foreword to Kristi Noem's book
@RonFilipkowski You should never ride with your dogs in the bed of a truck… it’s too dangerous. Like she cares!
You are telling me there isn't a ranch in SOUTH DAKOTA where a not even 2 year old dog, may have found a better environment?
Is Jenna Ellis going to use the same speech like a "funny best man" at somebody's second wedding?
Is Jenna Ellis going to use the same speech like a "funny best man" at somebody's second wedding?
He's just mad she's gonna put up higher numbers.
We LITERALLY love animals to death.
Instead of historic battles, Kristi Noem re-enacts the parts of all the movies where the dog dies. Old yeller, I Am Legend, Marley and Me, etc.
Instead of historic battles, Kristi Noem re-enacts the parts of all the movies where the dog dies. Old yeller, I Am Legend, Marley and Me, etc.
To put this in Republican terms, she is PRO 14 month post-birth abortion for dogs.
Michael Vick right now
Michael Vick reading the @KristiNoem news rn.
BREAKING: Commander Biden invites Kristi Noem for private meeting at White House.
See, now THIS is a post-birth abortion...
Them: "a gun just sitting there can't hurt anybody, it's the people" Also them: "hide the books just sitting there, they could hurt us if we could read" Side note: this is a book store.
Them: "a gun just sitting there can't hurt anybody, it's the people" Also them: "hide the books just sitting there, they could hurt us if we could read" Side note: this is a book store.
Love
Never forgive Matt House.
Never forgive Matt House.
This is wholesome af🐯
I want Matt House to sit in a corner, take a long hard look at this, and think about what he did
I want Matt House to sit in a corner, take a long hard look at this, and think about what he did
Linda Votes💙 🟧�.. @LinRose94
21K Followers 20K Following Liberal patriot🇺🇸 wife, mom, gran, reader, traveler;♥️French Bulldogs;🏳️🌈ally; #BidenHarris #NoMAGA #NoDMs #Roevember #SebsFriends 💙
Pablo Eskobear @mace_savage
3K Followers 5K Following Your opinion of me is not my reality, so fuck you and your fragile feelings 😈
Hoa Schetrompf @SchetrompHo
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Dianne @dianne_battle34
191 Followers 3K Following
Mary @mary_lake84
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Stephanie Cotton @StephanieC63609
12 Followers 902 Following
Scorched Earth Dem @progavalanche
16K Followers 14K Following New Jersey DemCast lead. DM me if you’re NJ, all in for Andy Kim & ready to use your social media to change our politics in New Jersey.
Jerry Caldwell @JerryCa65785634
1K Followers 3K Following The liberal deviseth liberal things, And by liberal things shall he stand.-- I Stand With Ukraine
Happy2BeHere @JusGlad2BeHere
2K Followers 3K Following Biologist, Democrat, Progressive, Baylor grad, husband, father, and grandfather Democracy fan, the enemy of all MAGA work harder.get stronger. for Kuina
Clementine Macera @Clementine95687
64 Followers 5K Following
Terry @terry26singleto
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Elon Musk @EMusk_10x
22 Followers 451 Following
Emmanuella Gillerist @EGillerist44479
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Fetennough @fetennough96278
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Don Cannon, nonchalan.. @Dcutah
633 Followers 1K Following I do stuff. I talk about stuff. I sometimes do stuff I talk about.
Jason Mcdaniel @mcdaniel0207
1K Followers 2K Following Host of UncleJayPodcast. Fighter for Democracy. Woke AF. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Ally. Donald Trump is a threat to Democracy/Humanity!
The Sherminator 420 @5DimensioShaman
261 Followers 483 Following Independent Leftist🦉👽👻🦸🏼 🧙🏻♂️ 🤖 Obliterating Revisionist Malignant Trolls Forever. They Usurp Anything To Support Their Delusion. #smokefleet
C Mcdonald 🇨🇦�.. @CMcdona4249715
369 Followers 661 Following social media affluencer Just as confused as you
Tygr4ever @tygr4ever
312 Followers 1K Following Husband, Father, LSU Graduate, Retired Chemical Engineer, Avid LSU Fan
Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks
3K Followers 901 Following combat vet / sarcoidosis bag holder (emo-political)
Aizah Manno @AizahManno52968
51 Followers 5K Following
Esther Pfeffer @PfefferEsther
4K Followers 3K Following She/her, PhD. from Montreal. No lists, please.
Saloni Anthony @salonianthony
147 Followers 2K Following Professional binary/forex trader, crypto analyst & account manager.
Cherrie Hoppenrath @cherrie22008
62 Followers 5K Following
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖚.. @thedudelives
3K Followers 3K Following The Dude Abides 🕶️ - Creator of cool T-shirts, mugs & more - Visit my shop! 🛍️ I can be snarky. I have a foul mouth. Vote blue. no DMs. NO MAGA. 🫎hi
Brady Bowman @BowmanBrad6711
94 Followers 3K Following
True Blue 🇺🇸�.. @AginsMichael
27K Followers 28K Following Proud Patriot-Truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie. #BidenHarris #ProChoice #LGBT #Science #Democracy #WOKE 🚫 DMs please
Ellah Mainguy @EllahMaing65842
57 Followers 5K Following
Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar
6K Followers 3K Following Dusky-haired Lady Satan ~ Sweetly Rotten ~ Servant of Evil ~ Sleepiest WOKE bitch you'll ever meet NO MAGA. No. Never. Please don't follow me I don't like you.
Jeremy Wheeler @Jwheelz007
1K Followers 2K Following Dad of 2 awesome boys. Army Vet. Love my LSU Tigers, ATL Braves, NO Saints, and Little League Baseball, 9x Champion
Stacy also on bluesky.. @kern_fowler
2K Followers 3K Following resist -hater of racists -world traveler -small business owner -mom -ally -always learning -true crime lover https://t.co/iMjZmbAObX
Pearl Loper @pe_loper
41 Followers 5K Following
Lemon Sturgis @LemonSturgis
2K Followers 5K Following Political Science @ UIUC. Proud Knubbycrat. Love my country enough to see its faults.
LoveNhonesty @LuvNhonesty__
778 Followers 1K Following Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.
Denese @perez_denese96
184 Followers 3K Following
Michael Tomlinson @hughganus7475
541 Followers 1K Following I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. The choice is yours, 🤷♂️
Lynda hates GOP thugs @IvanasStairCam
75K Followers 48K Following Livid Introvert. Democracy Warrior. Creative INFJ. Animal Advocate. Forgotten Gen Xer. There is no Planet B.
𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭�.. @laquitatscott_
392 Followers 4K Following 🏆•Wɪɴɴᴇʀ 💰•Cʀʏᴘᴛᴏ Iɴᴠᴇsᴛᴏʀ 🔻Learn Stocks and Options🔻 •Cᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛ Mᴏɴᴇʏ Gʀᴏᴡᴛʜ Rᴀᴛᴇ 💰 School principal turned multi-millionaire 🍀𝔇𝔪📲 𝔱𝔬 𝔤𝔢𝔱 started
KrautControl @KarlKlebstoff
903 Followers 2K Following (He/Him) Keeping up with the Cardassians🖖 Logistics Expert. Atheist. Progressive Politics. Pro-Science. Anti-fascist. Non pacifist.
Tracey ☮ ✌🏼 @TraceyAnne6288
2K Followers 3K Following Disgusted watching our country being destroyed by the GOP and traitor Dems. I 🤬 alot #BLM #LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #StopAAPIHate #StopAntisemitism #LandBack
🆉🅴🆂🆃🆈 .. @zesty_coffee
4K Followers 4K Following Your uniqueness is your superpower. Also folding fitted sheets; that's definitely a superpower. Guess who's blue sky? #GenX #GameJunkie #LoveIsLove♿
jessi @jrfree2023
5K Followers 4K Following 🇺🇸Independent , Mom, Grandma, Pro-choice, No MAGA, No Alpha Males. Known to drop the F-bomb. NO DM’s 🌊🌊
Carolyn from Maryland @carolyn_from
14K Followers 14K Following Artist Poet Person . Born to Loiter. I know where my towel is. memestress #resist #ResistanceIsNotFutile #BLM former publisher of @DasDailyTrumpet no DMs please
cochino76 @Cochino_76
518 Followers 2K Following Land Surveyor, Liberal leaning ( call me a snowflake to my face. I dare you.) Father of 3 cool ass kids. sports addict. write checks w/my mouth my ass can cash.
Not Liam Nissan 🟧�.. @FrankRi92249714
509 Followers 910 Following newbie, idk anything about Twitter
Peggy @Pegredd
53K Followers 53K Following Believer/Sports Junkie/LSU, KT #1 Fan 💜🐯/ Saints ⚜️, Pelicans-Zion/ All Sports!! IFB
justLiam300 @justLiam300
16K Followers 5K Following Vote as if your life depends on it.- Because it does. #Resistance#DumpTrump#Biden2020🚫DM🌊🌊🌊
Linda Votes💙 🟧�.. @LinRose94
21K Followers 20K Following Liberal patriot🇺🇸 wife, mom, gran, reader, traveler;♥️French Bulldogs;🏳️🌈ally; #BidenHarris #NoMAGA #NoDMs #Roevember #SebsFriends 💙
Michael de Adder @deAdder
141K Followers 8K Following Editorial cartoonist Support de Adder's work: https://t.co/Et3HxqQCGA Drawing: https://t.co/racvqTBIfC
Ella de Raven 😎 @ella_de_Raven
428 Followers 376 Following I’m actually weird soo yeah😋 I don’t reply to DMs, send one just don’t hold your breath. I’m active here for myself and to boost decent people up. I love 🍩
derek guy @dieworkwear
839K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Happy2BeHere @JusGlad2BeHere
2K Followers 3K Following Biologist, Democrat, Progressive, Baylor grad, husband, father, and grandfather Democracy fan, the enemy of all MAGA work harder.get stronger. for Kuina
Jerry Caldwell @JerryCa65785634
1K Followers 3K Following The liberal deviseth liberal things, And by liberal things shall he stand.-- I Stand With Ukraine
Cayden @caydenrambles
1K Followers 834 Following Proud LSU Alum. Tired grad student. Above average shitposter. Undisputed typo champion. Receipt keeper. @patriots/@suns/@avalanche. Forever LSU.
Norm Eisen (#TryingTr.. @NormEisen
311K Followers 4K Following Sr. Fellow @brookingsgov & Legal Analyst @cnn. My new book "Trying Trump" is on Amazon now!
Stern Show @sternshow
755K Followers 715 Following Listen to the Howard Stern Show on the @SiriusXM app ➡️ https://t.co/3Pt1ZnYZT4
Bruce Reilly, J.D. @Unprison
2K Followers 2K Following Host: https://t.co/5qzFjONfVP / Strategist, Researcher, Consultant, Organizer, Artist, Former Jailhouse Lawyer, Leader.
Jason Selvig @jasonselvig
198K Followers 657 Following Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - our new podcast The Good Liars Tell The Truth is OUT NOW👇👇👇
Mia @MAC9223
8K Followers 548 Following •please hesitate to contact me• In other words… leave me the fuck alone•
C Mcdonald 🇨🇦�.. @CMcdona4249715
369 Followers 661 Following social media affluencer Just as confused as you
The Madwoman in the C.. @heymrsbond
57K Followers 8K Following Literacy educator • teacher-scholar • mom • 🩷💜💙 • all views and typos belong to me • she/her(s) • 💵 = heymrsbond
Jason Mcdaniel @mcdaniel0207
1K Followers 2K Following Host of UncleJayPodcast. Fighter for Democracy. Woke AF. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Ally. Donald Trump is a threat to Democracy/Humanity!
Ashawn Dabney-Small @TheAshawnDabney
30K Followers 5K Following a storyteller & CAB member at @gbhnews / priors : @maradolan4GC , @fedfam4life : this acct is personal and doesn’t reflect the views of any employer
Esther Pfeffer @PfefferEsther
4K Followers 3K Following She/her, PhD. from Montreal. No lists, please.
Ben Feuerherd @benfeuerherd
7K Followers 3K Following Courts reporter. Covering Trump’s Manhattan criminal trial for POLITICO. Send tips: [email protected]
Katie Phang @KatiePhang
326K Followers 2K Following Host of The @katiephangshow on @MSNBC | Legal Contributor & Correspondent, @NBC & @MSNBC | RTs and ❤️ ≠ endorsements
Drew Comments @sjs856
40K Followers 2K Following #NCAT alum | 🏈 strong safety | ✝️Jesus is Lord | #SciComm | https://t.co/2HwUIKNCCB | [email protected]
2RawTooReal @2RawTooReal
69K Followers 2K Following Disclaimer: I use Parodies & Satire for political Response (To support my content Cashapp: $2RawTooReal & Venmo: Kenny2rawtooreal)
Jeremy Wheeler @Jwheelz007
1K Followers 2K Following Dad of 2 awesome boys. Army Vet. Love my LSU Tigers, ATL Braves, NO Saints, and Little League Baseball, 9x Champion
Wickedest Divinity @FuukTwitar
6K Followers 3K Following Dusky-haired Lady Satan ~ Sweetly Rotten ~ Servant of Evil ~ Sleepiest WOKE bitch you'll ever meet NO MAGA. No. Never. Please don't follow me I don't like you.
True Blue 🇺🇸�.. @AginsMichael
27K Followers 28K Following Proud Patriot-Truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie. #BidenHarris #ProChoice #LGBT #Science #Democracy #WOKE 🚫 DMs please
Manu Raju @mkraju
640K Followers 7K Following Chief Congressional Correspondent, CNN. Anchor, “Inside Politics Sunday with Manu Raju.” 8a/11aET Sunday. Die-hard Chicago sports fan. Wisconsin Badger for life
Kelley Belle @Hells75Belle
17K Followers 2K Following I’m likeHeather Graham DID all that porn in Boogie Nights. Named for a Charlie’s Angel. 4th grade spelling bee runner-up. Spicy disaster. GO BLUE 〽️in all ways
Lemon Sturgis @LemonSturgis
2K Followers 5K Following Political Science @ UIUC. Proud Knubbycrat. Love my country enough to see its faults.
Matthew Wollenweber @MWollenweber
4K Followers 5K Following NOLA small business owner, programmer, cyber security consultant, grappler, cyclist, and liberal. Opinions are my own
Kaya 🫶🏻🪩✨ @kyylien
9K Followers 2K Following “hold it further away so you get a better shot!” - Mariska Hargitay teaching me how to take a selfie
Rep. Jack Kimble (Pre.. @RepJackKimble
24K Followers 6K Following Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon https://t.co/lVsM9wm5sF. ‘24 GOP Pres. candidate
Scorched Earth Dem @progavalanche
16K Followers 14K Following New Jersey DemCast lead. DM me if you’re NJ, all in for Andy Kim & ready to use your social media to change our politics in New Jersey.
Rich @RichieRich_68
1K Followers 1K Following Librarian assistant, Gen-X, below knee amputee x2, supporter of women & #LGBTQIA rights. vinyl, comic and comic art collector
Not Liam Nissan 🟧�.. @FrankRi92249714
509 Followers 910 Following newbie, idk anything about Twitter
𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥�.. @CallMeK1123
43K Followers 2K Following Honorary Alpha Male. #smokefleet Unofficial Twitter Mom.
KrautControl @KarlKlebstoff
903 Followers 2K Following (He/Him) Keeping up with the Cardassians🖖 Logistics Expert. Atheist. Progressive Politics. Pro-Science. Anti-fascist. Non pacifist.
jessi @jrfree2023
5K Followers 4K Following 🇺🇸Independent , Mom, Grandma, Pro-choice, No MAGA, No Alpha Males. Known to drop the F-bomb. NO DM’s 🌊🌊
Tracey ☮ ✌🏼 @TraceyAnne6288
2K Followers 3K Following Disgusted watching our country being destroyed by the GOP and traitor Dems. I 🤬 alot #BLM #LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ #StopAAPIHate #StopAntisemitism #LandBack
Michael Tomlinson @hughganus7475
541 Followers 1K Following I can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. The choice is yours, 🤷♂️
Ashkenazi Splash @TheGimpyNinja
5K Followers 5K Following Now I’ve got a fire in my belly - Natsu Dragneel #BLM #PTSDSucks, disabled Marine he/him also on threads
👽𝔏𝔢𝔞𝔥�.. @Mystictoxinzz
552 Followers 2K Following She/her. Cali girl who calls the Boot home. I'm just trying to be a better version of me. 👨👩👧👦🐶🐶
🇺🇦Shannon🌻 T.. @jodfoster
2K Followers 3K Following Wife, dog mom, ❤️🥃, FF/EMT/HAZ Tech, lady EHS scientist, called to serve, called to help others. She/Her/Hers #StandWithUkraine
43% chance this was Sarah Sanders trying to one-up Kristi Noem.
An investigation is underway after a Region 8 farmer found one of his goats “beheaded.” kait8.com/2024/04/30/it-…
The Stephen King GPS
@BidenHQ That's 813 Americans. Tax cuts for 813, at the expense of the rest of us.
Joe Biden is reclassifying MARIJUANA to ease restrictions nationwide!!!
@UpstateGrantYo @mcpli @RepJuliaLetlow Blow me, Nazi.
Ok, I need the jersey. I’ve seen enough 😂😂
The Louisiana is strong here.
Ok, I need the jersey. I’ve seen enough 😂😂
Drop a moment you’ll never forget that your team was part of. I’ll start. 👟 🐊
@LaBordeAtWork @justLiam300 I know that. He'll still lie and his cult will believe him.
@FBIAgent42 Looks nothing like it. Where is all the rust? Where is the tiny dicked douchebag that owns it? Where’s the tow truck pulling it out of the mud?
Crockett: There were some questions posed to you specifically about debt… I’m going to ask you if you aware of how much debt we added under the Trump Administration
I just found out that I'm a 2023 NCS Editorial Cartoon Award nominee for the 78th Annual NCS Reuben Awards for my work at the Washington Post.
You’re telling me to get a life when this is what you argue every day on this app Kindly fuck off and go back to your side of twitter 😂
@mknovaa2 Not give a fuck cuz working adults, with families, aren't focused on 20 somethings romances. Even if they are LSU alum. Get a life.
He physically can't campaign and the trials are a god send
@RyanShead He literally had a 3 day weekend and last Wed off. He could have campaigned. The gag order is actually pretty damn limited. It does nothing to prevent him from talking about, I dunno, policy.
End of my day finally. Putting a finishing touch on this parrot after nearly 4 days. Have a fantastic finish to your day.
That part!
@RyanShead He literally had a 3 day weekend and last Wed off. He could have campaigned. The gag order is actually pretty damn limited. It does nothing to prevent him from talking about, I dunno, policy.
Trump heading back into court today, via Getty
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