Laban The Labanite @LabanLehi
Why won't twitter let me select 630 B.C. for my birth year??? Jerusalem Joined July 2016-
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How do I get one of these "unpaid" positions???? sltrib.com/lifestyle/fait…
Favorite authors of fiction: Washington Irving and Joe Smith #apostake
@MoBugger @heraldextra That is sure to be a very short conference!
Favorite historical figure: Nearly Headless Nick Favorite fictional character: Shiz #apostake
My SBFF (Scripture BFF) is Shiz. Who is yours????
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 @JosephSmithJr1 @lamanrulez In some ways the iPhones are better, because they include plagiarism detection
@lamanrulez You must not be using your seer stone then!
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 @JosephSmithJr1 @lamanrulez I hear iPhones are cheaper, and just as effective
@cpsesq @Mormonite_ I know of one kind of lubricant that makes things slippery, but NOT defective, if you know what I mean ;)
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 @JosephSmithJr1 @lamanrulez You must have a top hat and seer stone too if you can see us!
@cpsesq I'd also like to ask how I go about pressing charges against @Mormonite_ for stealing my sword and selling it on the black market?
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 @JosephSmithJr1 @lamanrulez did you hear this? Maybe this lawyer fella could help you out.
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 Hmmm, I'm liking the sounds of this!
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 well schucks! If I can't exact legal revenge on Nephi or @JosephSmithJr1 , then who can I go after?
@cpsesq @FannyAlger1 Ohio around 1838
@cpsesq my friend @FannyAlger1 could use some legal advice too. What is the statute of limitations on statutory rape?
Ok, but what about my plates???? Can I add least get them back??? x.com/cpsesq/status/…
@LabanLehi Sorry Laban but your drinking made you too contributorily negligent. Your case stinks.
@cpsesq Looking for some legal help. I was beheaded by Nephi, and don't know how to get my head back!
Why aren't the Labanites mentioned in #TheBookOfMormon ?
Chloe 💕 @atl_chloe_8
36 Followers 1K Following Single mom, teacher. I like being in charge. Quick fun welcome.
Brigham Morris Young @BrighamMYoung
153 Followers 232 Following Brigham's drag lovin' son, sharing inappropriate shit. Wicked and loving it. I'm a dick. I know. #ApoStake #ExMormon
Moses Lake Temple @MosesLakeTemple
25 Followers 397 Following Ask Me Anything. We’re not stopping until everyone becomes a member and all other religions are eradicated.
Faith&Fact @FaithAndFactOrg
408 Followers 2K Following The truth will set you free from Mormonism. #AntiTheism #Humanism
James @exmojames
158 Followers 196 Following Woke up and saw the light. Thank god. Now I am a happy ex-Mormon. This account is to tweet my ex-Mormon thoughts. 😎
Rebekah Folsom @wordnerdbird3rd
89 Followers 441 Following Reader. Editor. Writer. Nerder. Mom. Sometime music(k)er.
Porter Rockwell @PorterO_Rock
217 Followers 119 Following I am the protector of the all powerful deceiver, Joseph Smith. I am allowed by God to break all commandments that I please. Chuck Norris is a bitch. #Apostake
Sidney Rigdon @SidRigdon
254 Followers 197 Following I was all in with Joseph Smith until the polygamy stuff went south and he got himself killed. Still a little bitter the Mormons didn't follow me. #Apostake
VenusVegas @VenusVegas1988
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Elohim the Kolobian @ElohimKolobian
199 Followers 226 Following Supreme Polygamist Leader of the Universe and the #apostake.
The Mormon Prophet �... @4JosephSmithJr
2K Followers 2K Following Prophet of The Church of Jesus Christ. Author & Proprietor of Book of Mormon Parody #LDSConf #Mormon #ApoStake #JosephSmith #ExMormon
www.lds.fyi @ldsfyi
282 Followers 2K Following 1978 is the year people of color were finally accepted as equals in the LDS church. In The Book of Mormon, God inflicts a curse of dark skin on the Lamanites
Nephi's Tweets @Nephis_Tweets
53 Followers 75 Following Just your average Jerusalemite boy forced to flee into the desert on whimsical journey because my dad is seeing things. But I'm loyal to my father.
Holly White @wjflutie
20 Followers 127 Following
THERESA SCHMIDL @rackintheresa
1K Followers 3K Following #the Resistance FUCK TRUMP👎👎#CHEEKYDAX IVANKA
Sharon @sharonhollywoo3
507 Followers 2K Following I love life a bit confused about my religion just being Honest .
Christopher Heiser @1preisthood
393 Followers 5K Following
Mr. Keys (He/Him) @KeyFindingGod
377 Followers 494 Following Hey did you find your keys? No, you did not! I found them for you. (... satire and humor) #AtheismRocks #Heathen
Skyler @skybcoles
13 Followers 292 Following
Jesus Smith, Jr. @JesusSmithJr
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EX-MORMON @exmormon
2K Followers 2K Following The MORmON Church is a fraud and a death cult!! They teach that everyone is better off dead than immoral...that's why Utah has such a high suicide rate!!
Danger Gory @JGunMetalGuts
349 Followers 590 Following I have no crippling loyalties to stop me from recognizing truth as truth and bullshit as bullshit. #exmormon #music #atheism #comedy #art #science
The Salted Cherry @thesaltedcherry
32 Followers 136 Following I grew up Mormon in a a small town in Utah and now I'm making my own Celestial Kingdom.
Thomas B. Marsh @milkstrippings
182 Followers 340 Following I was one of the original apostles of this dispensation. In 1838 I left the church because of violence between Mormons and non-Mormons.
samiam @jesusmomochrist
147 Followers 362 Following
SHARRON.LISA.SMYTHE @lisa_sharron
192 Followers 2K Following Im a very experienced recovery coach/peer mentor in addiction support services& MH I thrive under pressure& .integrity honesty is a must.&lv god
xXx @nubbymindless
720 Followers 1K Following
Heidi Fitz @FitzypooTweets
59 Followers 127 Following I like cheetos and I love Jesus! On a mission to encourage, strengthen, support ExMormons like me through our Biblical Christ.
Ex Gluten-Free Ex Mo @GlutenFreePeeps
35 Followers 109 Following #gluten #glutenfree #toxins #apostake
Ex-Mormon Memes @ExMormonMemes
2K Followers 842 Following And when ye shall receive these memes, I would exhort you to ask God, the Eternal Father, in the name of Christ, if these memes are not true.
DevilsAdvocate @jackthemormon
948 Followers 1K Following Shadowband by the CIA, the Feds, and Jesus; even Elon can’t help me.
Helen Mar Kimble @helenmarkimble
100 Followers 67 Following
Charlie Shane @cpsesq
111 Followers 228 Following I am a Mariners fan, a Mormon, and a divorce lawyer.
John Legere @JohnLegere
5.1M Followers 413 Following Lover of all things slow cookers, golf, NFTs, Batman, and magenta! Ex-CEO @TMobile
I.Grimsmo @lawfirmsseo
55 Followers 237 Following I am a web/software developer and SEO consultant. And a wine lover.
Bill Willard Jr @billwillardjr
884 Followers 1K Following music vinyl records is what we do and love it - http://t.co/EsdxUAk34e Outdoors, Favorite is being lost with my wife and family
Aubrey Brower @the_dreamer3
10K Followers 13K Following I am a dreamer, a mommy, an artist, and a lover. I am also a promoter for Pruvit spreading the magic of Ketones. Ask me!
Tommy Nelson @TommyLeeNelson
1K Followers 1K Following I'm just perfect! No I kid, I'm no where near & nor will I ever be. Just here to maximize life & everyone around me
Michele Rempel @MicheleRempel
29K Followers 25K Following Managing Partner @Westvyne Marketing | Web Development. Succulent fanatic.
Fox News @FoxNews
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Danger Gory @JGunMetalGuts
349 Followers 590 Following I have no crippling loyalties to stop me from recognizing truth as truth and bullshit as bullshit. #exmormon #music #atheism #comedy #art #science
JosephsSeerStone @seer_stone
140 Followers 259 Following I showed Joseph Smith what to say on the Book of mormon. I'm only a stone that's why there was mistakes. https://t.co/o6fd111XEc
lc_relleno🌶 @lc_relleno
384 Followers 2K Following
Latter-day Prophets @heedwhattheysay
11 Followers 57 Following Inspiring others to heed the words of the prophets of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints... one tweet at a time.
Warren Jeffs @warrenjeffs4Eva
50 Followers 18 Following I am the anointed one, I enjoy soccer, prison meals and hopscotch.
Apoplectic Apostate @ApoplecticApos2
2 Followers 3 Following
undercover atheist @ExMormonAstrid
50 Followers 87 Following Exmormon and Atheist, will be going undercover at FSY (EFY) this August. Will be tweeting my experiences and trying to spread the truth while undercover.
Derek Knox @LDThinking
348 Followers 419 Following A Mormon blog. Latter-day Saints will have latter-day thinking!
St. Louis Ex-Mormons @stlexmo
6 Followers 41 Following The Offical Unauthorized Twitter Account of Every Ex-Mormon in Saint Louis
Barely Mormon @BarelyMormon
412 Followers 1K Following Mormonism is just as silly as your religion. But that's still pretty silly.
Mission Apostate @MissionApostate
88 Followers 38 Following Full-time Mormon missionary by day, sarcastic existentialist by Twitter. I'm harmless.
Mormon Trivia @MormonTrivia
765 Followers 1K Following Dedicated to awesome Mormon facts, trivia and quotes #mormon #twitterstake #lds
Even Jesus Christ @LDSjesuschrist
66 Followers 49 Following Son of God, savior of the world. No big deal.
Ex-Mormon Memes @ExMormonMemes
2K Followers 842 Following And when ye shall receive these memes, I would exhort you to ask God, the Eternal Father, in the name of Christ, if these memes are not true.
My Book of Mormon @MyBookofMormon
1K Followers 454 Following Host of the podcast My Book of Mormon where I am reading the D&C from cover to cover, trying to figure out why anyone would believe this nonsense.
ESPN @espn
58.6M Followers 452 Following Serving Sports Fans. Anytime. Anywhere. Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/SsALNN0g8C Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/RHwMSWojUL
Rihanna @rihanna
98.7M Followers 940 Following
Naked Mormonism @NakedMormonism
2K Followers 489 Following Official twitter for Naked Mormonism Podcast by Bryce Blankenagel. Mormon iconoclast. Doubt your faith before you doubt the facts.
Taylor Swift @taylorswift13
84.0M Followers 0 Following And, baby, that's sh0w business f0r y0u. ❤️🔥
Joseph Smith @josephsmith
127 Followers 100 Following Founder of what became THE Corporation, husband to many, and many more, army general, bank founder, treasure hunter & a few more I'll leave as a treasure hunt.
SportsCenter @SportsCenter
42.2M Followers 691 Following Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/DgtvQmN9zs Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/qNSh3HmYD1
Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake
47.7M Followers 335 Following I write hooks but I’m really just here for the bridge.
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
62.2M Followers 23K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
Stuck Mo @stuckmo
165 Followers 47 Following I lost my testimony a long time ago, but still an unwilling participant. This gives me a place to vent. I suck at getting my thoughts in 140 characters.
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21K Followers 15K Following Secular #Humanist | Religious Critic | Political Critic | Pro #Science | #Atheist | #OpioidHysteria Critic | #Feminist | #Ally | #AdoptDontShop | #Smokefleet
Spencer Young @InButNotOfUtah
142 Followers 439 Following SEARCHING FOR TRUTH IN THE ERA OF MENDACITY. Gay Atheist Ex-Mormon. Registered Dem since 88 Dukakis Clinton2x BushNever Obama1x TRUMP
NDSU Athletics @NDSUathletics
79K Followers 178 Following Official account of the North Dakota State Bison. #GoBison
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
111.8M Followers 53 Following 45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸
Ask a Lawyer (PI) @InjuryLeads
2K Followers 2K Following Personal Injury questions recently asked by visitors to AttorneyPages.com and FreeAdvice.com. Lawyers are invited to answer & connect with potential cases
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