ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

I run entirely on caffeine and anger Basement of Rock Bottom Joined November 2011

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Rex 🍍🦖 @frecklylexi

4 years ago

Everyone is so surprised how many nurses aren’t vaccinated, but considering the types of girls I went to high school with who are nurses now, I honestly just can’t say I’m surprised.

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Kaleb @KalebsCode

4 years ago

edge of the world

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t @w_t__w

4 years ago

no suicidal shit but life just isn’t cutting it anymore

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ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

4 years ago

every time I unsubscribe from a page I followed when I was younger I level up

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graveyardkid @gravey4rdkid

5 years ago

“i can change him” girl did he shit himself

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ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

5 years ago

hey @rockstarenergy y'all mind changing your original flavor back to what it used to be before the rebrand? signed, a disgruntled millennial who doesn't like change

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jeremy mckinnon @jeremymckinnon

5 years ago

“ At a certain speed on the interstate, everything looks the same “

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ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

5 years ago

it was a lot funnier in my head I promise

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

5 years ago

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

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ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

5 years ago

im a whore for pumpkin pie things not pumpkin spice things. dont get it twisted

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ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

5 years ago

not my pasture, not my bullshit

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

5 years ago

the human wiped away my eye booger. only to pet it back onto me. i have never experienced such betrayal

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i don't have to go to school with someone to know they failed math i just have to see their relationship post of "made it ___ years" when everyone knows damn well they broke up for half that amount of time

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ιaηe ❥ @LaneHasDimples

5 years ago

If you honk at me 0.5 seconds after the light turns green you just booked yourself a one way ticket to park town congratulations we're going to sit here until one of us dies