grady @LankPapi

when in doubt, blame everyone else he/him Joined April 2015

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Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real

3 weeks ago

Catch of the trip ! 23” brown . Thank you beautiful fish !

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a month ago

I’m in my girl ear sayin nasty shit like “i love you baby” and “you look scrumptious”

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2 months ago

What i love most about @JeffPassan, above his timely news and excellent reporting, is that despite being 40 years old he looks about 16 years young. Incredibly youthful looking fella

MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews

2 months ago

What i love most about @JeffPassan, above his timely news and excellent reporting, is that despite being 40 years old he looks about 16 years young. Incredibly youthful looking fella

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3 months ago

Everyone wants to be an influencer. Nobody wants to be a funk bassist anymore. Where’d the funk go?

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3 months ago

IPA nerds are literally like “yea barkeep please serve me up your freshest pint of dogshit” Get real. Drink a miller light nerd

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grady @LankPapi

4 months ago

Unfortunately i may have been beasted on. Roman Anthony’s father and brother are genuinely named Anthony Anthony. Tony Anthony kinda goes stupid crazy

grady @LankPapi

5 months ago

Unfortunately i may have been beasted on. Roman Anthony’s father and brother are genuinely named Anthony Anthony. Tony Anthony kinda goes stupid crazy

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grady @LankPapi

4 months ago

Corporate juggernauts refer to me as “The Bad Boy of Data Analytics” #SeniorManagersFearMe #CSuiteDarling #OverallGoodGuy #SickNasty #Lit #Wavy

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4 months ago

Musicians abandoned the glockenspiel and that’s why we’re all so miserable

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grady @LankPapi

5 months ago

Everyone deserves to have a beautiful girl sharing them Instagram posts from an account called “freakbobquotes” but yall ain’t got the juice like papa

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5 months ago

Damn girl you got mad love in your heart. Holy moly shorty your outlook on life is cosmically beautiful. Gosh dang mama you radiate sunshine and rainbows

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5 months ago

I feel really bad for any dude named Tom Thompson or John Johnson. Hell, even Frank Franklin. It’s abundantly clear your parents hate you

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5 months ago

I’m trying to teach my 4 year old son about the wonders of accounting, but he seems totally disinterested…. Parents, any advice for me? My boy needs to know how to balance the books

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6 months ago

Incredible birdie. She’s phenomenal. WHY THE FUCK HER PARENTS NAME HER ASTERISK?

Fore Play @ForePlayPod

6 months ago

Incredible birdie. She’s phenomenal. WHY THE FUCK HER PARENTS NAME HER ASTERISK?

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Top 5 Saucy White Boys: 1. Frank Sinatra 2. 2002-2006 Justin Timberlake 3. John Cena 4. Timothee Chalamet* 5. Jason Williams *we are in the midst of a generational Chalamet run. We won’t fully grasp the gravity of said run until at least a decade from now