Laura @Laura_haumesser
Wife, Mom, CRNA Memphis, TN Joined April 2014-
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Here is what a bill for ONE dose of chemotherapy looks like without insurance. We need universal healthcare NOW. #healthcare #EatTheRich #universalhealthcare @BernieSanders @POTUS @AOC @KamalaHarris
Watching @boburnham INSIDE, hahahahahahahaaahhaaa.... ah ha.... *sobs*😭😅😭😅😭
Since we #EatTheRich now a days, is Zaxby’s still charging for extra dipping sauce? Or does anyone have a good copycat recipe? Just curious.
A loose thread from the couch tickled my face and I thought it was a spider, I don’t think I would scream as loud if a murderer was trying to kill me. #spidersareacary
Congratulations Mitch McConell, I don’t think we have collectively hated anyone this much since this bitch. You brought us together. #MitchMcConnell #weallagreethisguyistrashright
Am I the only one who thinks #Aquaman looks like a corn on the cob in his outfit?
Cannot express how excited I am to see #JurassicWorld Friday
Lies my mother told me: "we are just getting a few things, this won't take long."
I feel like a small child every time I have to use two hands to pour a drink... Which is every time I pour a drink. #smallhandproblems
Y'all, imma need Krystal's to start delivering to da hospital. #nightshiftproblems
They should have Happy Meals for adults too at McDonalds. Instead of a toy, you get a prescription for Lipitor.
Also, the fact the #gettinjiggywitit isn't constantly trending makes me so sad.
Y'all, my inner 90's girl came out today and I bought these treasures. #gettinjiggywitit
Calley Dunn @calleydunn
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Casey Long @caseydlong
133 Followers 153 Following Memphian, Denverite, embarrassing husband, and cuddle fuddler. I pretend to know things about Liverpool and 901 FC
Hannah Long @aertsncrafts
195 Followers 318 Following Take chances, take them a lot. Because honestly no matter where you end up & who with, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make who you a
Rebecca @Rebecca76457761
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Tyler @gangstatofu
53 Followers 46 Following
Amanda @everyoneloves3
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Andrea Elizabeth @aehunt88
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The Abdominal Compart.. @WSACS
1K Followers 874 Following The Abdominal Compartment Society - formerly World Society ACS - bringing together healthcare workers who know or want to know about IAH and ACS #FOAMed #FOAMcc
adventuresinmedicine @adventuresinmed
18K Followers 20K Following Career & Life Planning for Physicians and Medical Residents
kristine redus @kristineredus
124 Followers 187 Following
Kendra Powers @kendRAWRpowers
221 Followers 357 Following
Fitness Motivation @KeepGoingFitnes
652 Followers 758 Following Ask any questions! I'd be more than happy to help. I'm just a real guy that's trying to help real people.
Watcher @wearewatcher
248K Followers 65 Following For professional ghost hunting inquiries find us at [email protected]
Ryan Bergara @ryansbergara
444K Followers 923 Following co-founder @wearewatcher | purveyor of Files | prisoner on Puppet History | former ghost detective on Unsolved | theme park sicko
Shane Madej @shanemadej
515K Followers 2K Following Twitter sucks so I've left. Find me elsewhere. @shanemadej on most things.
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 721 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Hannah Long @aertsncrafts
195 Followers 318 Following Take chances, take them a lot. Because honestly no matter where you end up & who with, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make who you a
Calley Dunn @calleydunn
9 Followers 95 Following
Joe Biden @JoeBiden
38.0M Followers 46 Following Husband to @DrBiden, proud father and grandfather. Ready to finish the job for all Americans. Official account is @POTUS.
Amber Denaburg @AmberDenaburg
31 Followers 102 Following
Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks
491K Followers 37K Following Proprietor of TwoPaddocks - in the cheering up business since 1993. Also seen acting on occasion.
Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix
1.1M Followers 436 Following goblin • he/him • inquiries: [email protected] • Bad Dreams: https://t.co/Y87KJZWeo5 (As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases)
Bartlett Police @BARTLETTPOLICE
5K Followers 240 Following The Bartlett Police Department serves 59,000 citizens in an area covering 32 square miles in Shelby County Tennessee.
Le Bonheur Children's @LeBonheurChild
13K Followers 4K Following Memphis' first, only comprehensive children's hospital. Named one of the nation's best by U.S. News & World Report.
Muddy's Bake Shop @muddysbakeshop
9K Followers 2K Following gnomes like sweets. so should you. (901) 683-8844
Tyler @gangstatofu
53 Followers 46 Following
April Vincent @MsAprilVincent
74 Followers 49 Following I'm 95% ordinary and 5% hilarious. I do everything for my own amusement and sometimes people learn stuff.
Amanda @everyoneloves3
48 Followers 247 Following
Andrea Elizabeth @aehunt88
9 Followers 54 Following
♥️ I Love Memphis.. @ilovememphis
65K Followers 5K Following Things to do, eat, see, and experience in #BigMemphis. 〽️ Visit the blog for tips + guides.
Action News 5 @WMCActionNews5
237K Followers 2K Following The latest breaking news, traffic and weather from the Mid-South Subscribe to our YouTube channel: https://t.co/UVpQ1xDTa4
Kendra Powers @kendRAWRpowers
221 Followers 357 Following
Casey Long @caseydlong
133 Followers 153 Following Memphian, Denverite, embarrassing husband, and cuddle fuddler. I pretend to know things about Liverpool and 901 FC
Patient Quotes @patientquotes
1K Followers 490 Following I am a real doctor seeing real patients. I tweet what they say - for real. I couldn't make this stuff up.
kristine redus @kristineredus
124 Followers 187 Following
Remember, if local authorities in Georgia had their way, no one would have ever been charged for the murder of Ahmaud Arbery. It took weeks of protest before charges were even brought in the case, 74 days after Arbery was shot and killed in February 2020.
St. Jude CEO pens open letter on need for masks in schools: ‘Consider what is at stake’ actionnews5.com/2021/08/26/st-…
We're going to do everything that we can to provide safe evacuation for Americans, our Afghan allies, partners, and Afghans who might be targeted because of their association with the United States.
Shelby County Government files lawsuit against Gov. Bill Lee bit.ly/3yfDLKA
.@JoeBiden made a commitment to the American people when he ran for president that he would bring America’s military involvement in Afghanistan to an end. It’s the right decision.
Once screened and cleared, we will welcome Afghans who helped us in the war effort to their new home in the United States of America. Because that's who we are. That's what America is.
@RepJasonCrow Oh you don’t have to go vote at an obscure church and wait in line forever? It’s like Co wants people to vote.
@RepJasonCrow I love mail in voting. I get to sit and read the blue book, do research and make a sound decision. This is why the GQP is nervous. Educated voters make voting impactful.
incredibly accurate
Stumbling through Raifords after a night on Beale Street x.com/skeeter696969/…
A 6-year old ballet student asked me today if I'm excited about getting my "Fauci Ouchie" soon, and I will now be referring to the covid-19 vaccine as only that, because it's the cutest thing ever.
We don't have a second to waste when it comes to getting this virus under control. That's why today, I'll be signing executive actions to expand testing, administer vaccines, and safely reopen schools and businesses.
I have a message for all the little girls and boys out there who dream of growing up to be superheroes: Superheroes walk among us. They’re teachers, doctors, scientists, vaccine researchers—and you can grow up to be like them too.
Kamala D. Harris is now the Vice President of the United States.
Pelosi will now fine people if they don’t follow screening protocols. $5000 for the first offense, $10,000 for the second offense. It will be docked from their government salary
After some Republicans balked at going through House metal detectors, Pelosi announces stiff fines. “The fine for the first offense will be $5,000 and $10,000 for the second offense. The fines will be deducted directly from Members’ salaries by the Chief Administrative Officer”
Viennetta, the layered ice cream cake from the '90s, is making a comeback magiccityweekend.com/viennetta-is-m…
PERSONS OF INTEREST: The FBI and DC Police are asking for tips and trying to identify the rioters who stormed the Capitol. You can find full-size images on our website. >> bit.ly/39g1mk1
No one can tell me that if it had been a group of Black Lives Matter protestors yesterday that they wouldn’t have been treated very differently than the mob that stormed the Capitol. We all know that’s true — and it’s unacceptable.
Before dawn Thursday, lawmakers completed their work at the Capitol, confirming Biden won the presidential election. bit.ly/35iZCVH
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