Canadian Legal Takes @LegalTakes
Occasionally making fun of dumb legal takes, but mostly just studying extreme onlineness since late 2020. Joined October 2020-
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If Poilievre is looking for folks to cut, those "civil servants" who still aren't even coming in three days a week is a helluva good place to start.
If Poilievre is looking for folks to cut, those "civil servants" who still aren't even coming in three days a week is a helluva good place to start.
Part of being a good mentor is teaching mentees how to be a mentor themselves. Remind them about the importance of explaining the work and steps to those who are learning. Supporting others is a skill, like anything else, and encouraging it makes our profession better.
Sweet Jesus what a banger! m.youtube.com/watch?v=peLC5j…
I can think of only three people off the top of my head who have received bail for first degree murder. Two have been acquitted after the evidence showed them to be completely innocent.
My God. Check out the next tweet.
I don't see how this possibly passes a s.2 challenge. There is no compelling social interest being advanced here. It's arguably not in the social interest at all.
I don't see how this possibly passes a s.2 challenge. There is no compelling social interest being advanced here. It's arguably not in the social interest at all.
This news makes me crabby. I know it's considered low-class by a lot of wealthier folks, but I love Red Lobster.
This news makes me crabby. I know it's considered low-class by a lot of wealthier folks, but I love Red Lobster.
So much antisemitism. Leave the juice alone!
So much antisemitism. Leave the juice alone!
The CBA is a bullshit organization filled with mediocre lawyers part...I dunno something well into the thousands.
The CBA is a bullshit organization filled with mediocre lawyers part...I dunno something well into the thousands.
Right now cancer is writing a book called If I Did It
Oh my. Can someone please check in on this landlord's lawyer to make sure he didn't die of a heart attack when he read this quote: "If they're on welfare, they have to pay more because of all the problems they cause. (...)" cbc.ca/news/canada/no…
Elected officials stopping unelected bureaucrats from making our lives worse for no reason is good.
Elected officials stopping unelected bureaucrats from making our lives worse for no reason is good. https://t.co/rDdNgwuXrj
A little under 4h left!
None of these people are trying to convince anyone of anything. This lie is just too stupid to believe. These comments are signals of and a call for loyalty.
Fred Hahn'ing your way through it is becoming the left's go-to move. Why address real criticisms when you can just pretend it's only coming from racists?
Trial judges using Jordan to manage their workloads was inevitable.
Trial judges using Jordan to manage their workloads was inevitable.
Ian Runkle/Runkle of .. @IanRunkle
114K Followers 444 Following Lawyer and legal commentator on YouTube. Also on Locals @ https://t.co/o7fLABnu68 (Re)Tweets are not legal advice, endorsement, etc.
Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z
48K Followers 17K Following Assistant to the professor of international relations and international law. All views mine alone.
Eric Vallillee @Eric_M_V
8K Followers 7K Following Family, child and youth lawyer. Previously crim defence. Small business owner, skier, expert DoorDash user. ⛰️🗻🇨🇦⚖️
Erin Durant (she/her) @ErinDurant42
10K Followers 838 Following Leaving this hellsite for a while. Find me in real life.
Chad Haggerty @Chagg164
4K Followers 4K Following Annoying dad, Metis, criminal lawyer , he/him, former cop. “Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.” - John Lewis
Jeremy Martin @JMartin_JD
2K Followers 3K Following Defensive specialist in class actions and at first base. He/him. See also ibid. at @jermartin on Bluesky.
Ryan Handlarski @RHDefence
3K Followers 1K Following Criminal defence lawyer in Toronto. Lover of irony. Hater of golf. Incorrigible contrarian. #Bitcoin enthusiast. Defence That Never Rests™️
Roger Baker @RogerJBaker
3K Followers 3K Following Litigation & Insolvency lawyer. Tattoo price estimator for @foxyinktattoo. I offer pure and undiluted cynicism. French Bulldog dad. #3Dprinting #lawtwitter
Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer .. @CarymaRules
55K Followers 7K Following Lawyer. Journalist. Satirist. Protest Watcher. Tweets ≠ legal advice. RTs, likes ≠ endorsements.
Josh Dehaas @JoshDehaas
4K Followers 3K Following Counsel @CDNConstFound. Co-host of “Not Reserving Judgment” podcast https://t.co/3eq3GuB4N1. “Freedom is my nationality” —Wilfrid Laurier. Proud 🇨🇦.
Thomas Chanzy @Thomas_Chanzy
2K Followers 4K Following Frenchman living in the Bluffs. Public affairs executive in the financial sector. Plays tennis, drinks wine, but not at the same time. Personal account 🇨🇦🇫🇷
Brangwyn(he/him/his) .. @Brangwyn
959 Followers 882 Following He/him/his triggering pronoun here. Calgary photographer: events, family, sports. I'm not @Thebrangwyn Hall in Wales. I drive a battery powered car!
J.J @Joe04j
294 Followers 641 Following
Idk @ghsss1672
71 Followers 6K Following
Kerri Froc @KerriFroc
2K Followers 867 Following Associate law prof at UNB, lover of obscure sections of the Canadian Charter. Chair of National Association of Women and the Law (tweets personal, not NAWL's).
Laura Mac @ilsLaura
2K Followers 1K Following Political science enthusiast, constant learner, socially conscious. Opinions are mine & Are NOT legal advice. Retweets are not endorsements.
Philippe Lagassé @LagasseSubstack
808 Followers 1K Following Academic working on national defence affairs, executive power, and the Westminster system. Mostly here to promote my Substacks, op-eds, and some academic work.
Stefan Klietsch @stklietsch
527 Followers 3K Following Contrarian and public policy champion. Repeat election candidate for Renfrew-Nipissing-Pembroke. Master's Student in Political Science at Carleton University.
Karl Harrison @KarlDHarrison
6K Followers 2K Following Loving father & husband. Entrepreneur. Geologist. Freedom, ethics & rights matter. Wine, music, motorbikes, steelhead. A River Runs Through It. Views my own.
Amber Miller @AmberMille34197
60 Followers 3K Following
Chigwalla 2.0 @Chigwalla_II
86 Followers 78 Following A free and democratic society cannot tolerate interference with the rights of law-abiding people as a measure of first resort. -Fleming v. Ontario, 2019
Scott Willow Tulpin @scott_free91
1K Followers 342 Following (wo)man of the people... all politics no party / this isn't a popularity contest 🇨🇦
Düncan Purvis @sporting_chap
485 Followers 1K Following “As for the end of the universe…I say let it come as it will, in ice, fire, or darkness. What did the universe ever do for me that I should mind its welfare?
Michelle Thames | Onl.. @michellelthame
722 Followers 2K Following Empowering digital entrepreneurs with strategies that turn clicks into profit g Host socialmediadecodedpod Let's elevate your online business game 🔽
Kev @Aubekev
20 Followers 76 Following
Andrew @andrewisblind
115 Followers 121 Following
The_ghost_of_John_Spa.. @ghost_thompson
0 Followers 4K Following Fond of satire. Known to drop dead unexpectedly.
Bad HIPPA Takes 🦛�.. @BadHippa
27K Followers 483 Following PhD in HIPPA Mostly HIPPA-compliant subtweets and snark. They/them. Tweets are not legal advice/not employer's views.
NOT Elon Musk @cedar1256
204 Followers 2K Following I am a Chinese Elon Musk reply guy, though. I #blockthebluechecks
DK @ddkkpp
546 Followers 3K Following
Patricia A Egan @armstrongegan_a
42 Followers 540 Following
Stephanie Heyens @Stepheyens
134 Followers 135 Following Fearless advocate for free speech and the unjustly accused. 25 yrs of litigation, 18 yrs of motherhood, and a lifetime of looking up.
Matthew Howe @howemj
97 Followers 826 Following
Ria is reading and re.. @Msquaredmtl
118 Followers 1K Following Human. Your rights end where mine begin and vice versa Use power & money to spread kindness Chocolate makes weekdays palatable Carpe diem
Court Critic Ex @MBGo.. @LauraFougere
656 Followers 1K Following Defamed,fired on med leave d/t harassment,gagged convicted,suspended @WinnipegRHA/@TDSLaw alumni,dumped by @ManitobaNurses post filing health and safety issues.
Queen of Darkness @qnodrknss
191 Followers 896 Following @qnodrknss.bsky.social Thrive on sarcasm, hockey and chocolate. Easily distracted by everyt.... Gadget!
Le Chat @defnotbarry
9 Followers 429 Following
Dev00 @Deev0o0
28 Followers 310 Following
Maureen McGuire @McGuireMJ
225 Followers 631 Following
Paul Chiswell @Paul_Chiswell
129 Followers 1K Following Litigation Partner, Burnet, Duckworth & Palmer LLP in Calgary. Director, Run Calgary + Vertigo Theatre + Alberta Law Foundation. Runner | Cyclist.
The Fat Controller @TheFatControll8
0 Followers 1K Following Let me see what I wrote so I know what I think.
lodog @lodog27761071
59 Followers 575 Following
revival.care @RevivalCare
8K Followers 8K Following Commentary skews Canadian. 🇨🇦 🎗 Commentary skewers irrationality. Find or recommend a Covid safe dentist. https://t.co/oE1jfwuDmX Am Yisrael Chai
Alison Craig @lawandchocolate
9K Followers 1K Following Criminal defence lawyer, sports fan, advocate against wrongful convictions, left wing pinko, OCR enthusiast, anti-pants, hopeless chocolate addict. She/Her.
Danielle Robitaille @MDRobitaille
6K Followers 984 Following Managing Partner of Henein Hutchison Robitaille LLP — Litigation & Investigations — Host of The Lawyers Lounge https://t.co/tNvZpOVPWH…
John Hale @JohnHaleCrimLaw
8K Followers 3K Following Criminal trials and appeals, NWT & Ont; VP of Criminal Lawyers Assoc. 2019-23; @LawMcGill alum; vinyl LP hoarder; marathoner x 25 (he/him/his)
Ian Runkle/Runkle of .. @IanRunkle
114K Followers 444 Following Lawyer and legal commentator on YouTube. Also on Locals @ https://t.co/o7fLABnu68 (Re)Tweets are not legal advice, endorsement, etc.
Harpreet Saini @SainiLaw
8K Followers 939 Following Harpreet Saini is an experienced lawyer who practices criminal defence law across the Greater Toronto Area. [email protected], 647-823-6767. He/Him
Jon Richardson (He/Hi.. @JMR_Lawyer
2K Followers 363 Following Father. Lawyer. Feminist. Atlanta Baseball Fan.
Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z
48K Followers 17K Following Assistant to the professor of international relations and international law. All views mine alone.
Eric Vallillee @Eric_M_V
8K Followers 7K Following Family, child and youth lawyer. Previously crim defence. Small business owner, skier, expert DoorDash user. ⛰️🗻🇨🇦⚖️
Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre
948K Followers 1K Following MP for Carleton, @CPC_HQ leader, running to be Prime Minister of Canada - Député de Carleton, chef du @PCC_HQ, candidat au poste de premier ministre du Canada
Erin Durant (she/her) @ErinDurant42
10K Followers 838 Following Leaving this hellsite for a while. Find me in real life.
Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper
29K Followers 6K Following Columnist and reporter at National Post, Canada's only newspaper. Most influential person of Canada. Canada moral leader. Beloved Canadian role model
Jonathan Kay @jonkay
82K Followers 2K Following Editor, writer & podcaster at @Quillette. Book author. Substacker. @fairforall_org advisor. ex-lawyer -engineer -coder. Lapsed Jew. Gamer. Problematic Canadian
Asher Honickman @Honickman
4K Followers 547 Following Partner at Jordan Honickman Barristers, practicing civil and public litigation. Co-founder of @arlcanada and @runnymedesoc. Tweeting on various nerdy stuff.
Pulat Yunusov @PulatYunusov
1K Followers 306 Following Become someone in litigation. Made @lawtolitigate, @YunusovQuestion, @ONCAupdates. International opportunities. Enter only at your own risk.
Anita Szigeti @pouchbaby
4K Followers 100 Following I'm a lawyer and a Mom. Obsessed with coffee and baseball. Superpowers: fluent in Hungarian & dog breeds. Also fluent in mental health law, civil and criminal.
Devan Marr @CoffeeShopNomad
2K Followers 1K Following Bike Rider, Coffee Lover, Professional Law Nerd @lawpro Tweets are my own. Not legal advice or even good advice. He/Him. JDHD'r.
Chad Haggerty @Chagg164
4K Followers 4K Following Annoying dad, Metis, criminal lawyer , he/him, former cop. “Never, ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble.” - John Lewis
Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney
9K Followers 94 Following Raising the roof on workers’ compensation claims since 2008. 131 LSAT. Top 85% of my class at John Marshall Law. [email protected]
Lane Haygood, Attorne.. @chadcmulligan
739 Followers 332 Following Husband. Lawyer. Outdoorsman. Warrior poet. Philosopher king. Legend.
WarTranslated (Dmitri.. @wartranslated
582K Followers 802 Following 🇪🇪 Estonian-born blogger | https://t.co/9xI5FOCv5u | DMs open for submissions and comments
Jennifer Elle @jenniferelle_
25K Followers 1K Following From the prairies • ᔨᓂᐳ nêhiyaw iskwêw • tweets are entirely my own
Ariella (tortured poe.. @ariellakimmel
4K Followers 4K Following Vice-President, Strategic Communications and Development at Winston Wilmont. All’s fair in love and poetry.
Philippe Lagassé @LagasseSubstack
808 Followers 1K Following Academic working on national defence affairs, executive power, and the Westminster system. Mostly here to promote my Substacks, op-eds, and some academic work.
Francesca Albanese, U.. @FranceskAlbs
215K Followers 845 Following Int'l Lawyer | Scholar | Former UN Official | Sen.Adviser @ARDD @ar_renaissance | IG: francesca.albanese.unsr.opt Media requests: [email protected]
Nili Kaplan-Myrth MD .. @nilikm
63K Followers 10K Following Family Doc | Anthro | Trustee | @mcgillu | @UCL | @Yale | writer | feminist | @FulbrightPrgrm | @[email protected] | personal account | (she/her) 🟦
Human Progress @HumanProgress
141K Followers 745 Following A @CatoInstitute project. Learn more about our books, Centers of Progress & Heroes of Progress: https://t.co/QkH6i6NWvB & https://t.co/9InqE3oa2l
Jewish Federation of .. @jewishwinnipeg
2K Followers 320 Following Acting as the representative body of the Winnipeg Jewish Community, building and sustaining a strong, secure and connected community rooted in Jewish values.
Zach Wilson @ZachOfWilson
610 Followers 939 Following Catholic Lawyer | Fīat jūstitia ruat cælum | 🍏🍎
Blake Shaffer 📊�.. @bcshaffer
14K Followers 2K Following prof @EconCalgary working on climate policy and electricity markets. Former energy trader. Probably making a chart... Co-director https://t.co/CVPCwfjqIK, https://t.co/j5DiCoriR4
Nigel Bankes @NdbYyc1305
438 Followers 583 Following Retired professor of law; interested in climate change and energy policy; settler on treaty 7 lands.
Shuv Majumdar @shuvmajumdar
6K Followers 2K Following Conservative Member of Parliament for Calgary Heritage
Cheryl E 🇮🇱🇮.. @CherylWroteIt
29K Followers 14K Following Mother, wife and former IDF sniper. Feisty as hell and not afraid to write what I think and feel. Proud Zionist. Proud Jew. Haters can hate all they want.
Trevor Tombe @trevortombe
42K Followers 5K Following Professor @EconCalgary | Fellow @policy_school | Alum @econuoft @SFUBeedie | @thehubcanada Contributor | Inflation, govt finances, R, and more! | 💻 📊 📝 🍻
Trudo Lemmens @TrudoLemmens
6K Followers 3K Following Law & Bioethics Prof @UTLaw; health (law), bioethics, disability rights, human rights etc... Persistant 🚴♂️🧏♂️ Alumnus @LawMcGill @KULeuvenLawCrim
Israel ישראל �.. @Israel
1.6M Followers 5K Following The State of Israel's official Twitter account managed by the @IsraelMFA's Digital Diplomacy team 🇮🇱. #BringThemHome 🎗️#LetThemGoNow
Jack Sweeney @Jxck_Sweeney
25K Followers 576 Following Aviation and Space [email protected] @ElonJetNextDay @SwiftJetNextDay
Trite Law Canada @tritelaws
1K Followers 728 Following Editor of the forthcoming, authoritative, indispensable reference for jurists throughout the Dominion, Trite Law: A Treatise. #tritelaw
community notes viola.. @cnviolations
865K Followers 6 Following not affiliated with @x or @communitynotes | DM Submissions
Winnipeg Free Press @WinnipegNews
140K Followers 2K Following News and views from Winnipeg and Manitoba. Replies and mentions not monitored. Customer Service: https://t.co/WZxWKcgEaa | News tips: https://t.co/BlFPYqKeSb
Rick Westhead @rwesthead
84K Followers 835 Following Author, journalist with The Sports Network, CTV. Former Toronto Star foreign correspondent & contributor to NY Times 🇨🇦 [email protected] DMs open
Dan @Dan_From_Reddit
78 Followers 156 Following
War Mapper @War_Mapper
375K Followers 239 Following Map updates for the war in Ukraine with occasional updates for other conflicts. https://t.co/JS7686HyV9
Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore
70K Followers 2K Following Award-winning journalist ✨ Investigative Reporter @CheckMyAdsHQ 💅 The Grifterati's worst nightmare 🔥 Instagram: r.gilmore | TikTok: rachel_gilmore 💞
Rahim Mohamed @rmohamed_yyc
5K Followers 3K Following Weekly political columnist @nationalpost | @UNC Alum | Senior Fellow @AristotleFdn | The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home 🏡 #gdtbath
Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman
461K Followers 1K Following Youth Football Coaching Legend, Die-hard Georgia Fan, Three-Year High School Football Letterman, Showstopping Little League Umpire, Region Champion (3-way tie)
Emma Graney 🇦🇺�.. @EmmaLGraney
17K Followers 3K Following Energy writer at The Globe and Mail. Quite Australian. Always stops to pet animals. [email protected], DM for Signal/WhatsApp. Please give me a cupcake?
Scott Greenfield @ScottGreenfield
20K Followers 23 Following Criminal defense lawyer, blawger at Simple Justice. I'm still not on your team.
HonestReporting Canad.. @HonestRepCanada
24K Followers 412 Following HonestReporting Canada is a grass-roots organization dedicated exclusively to ensuring fair & accurate media coverage of #Israel and the #MiddleEast in #Canada.
Alan Fryer 🇨🇦�.. @alanfryermedia
15K Followers 619 Following Thankfully retired journalist, CTV National News. Montréal/Québec/Ottawa/Moscow/Washington/Toronto/W5. Whatever happened to transparency and accountability?
Olia @OliaOnX
22K Followers 2K Following Proud American Jew•Communism Survivor•Daughter of a Holocaust Survivor•Writer•Mom of 2 young adults #IStandWithISRAEL #NEVERAGAIN #BringThemHomeNow 🇺🇸🇮🇱
ADL @ADL
358K Followers 4K Following To stop the defamation of the Jewish people, and secure justice and fair treatment to all. @JGreenblattADL, @ADL_Tracker, @adlisrael #FightingHateForGood
Shree Paradkar//श�.. @ShreeParadkar
22K Followers 947 Following Columnist, Equity advocate @torontostar. Indebted to Indigenous, Black, Dalit wisdom. @Unifor87M equity https://t.co/2EkvheCjK0
Susan Clairmont @susanclairmont
13K Followers 1K Following Crime, court and social justice columnist at The Hamilton Spectator. [email protected]
Ngamla Gouws 🇿🇦 @RenaldoGouws
71K Followers 1K Following That Crazy South African who fuels his existence on sarcasm, facts, and Common Sense. | Business Owner | Politician | Youtuber.
Seth Mandel @SethAMandel
115K Followers 2K Following Dad to the six Irishest Jewish kids on earth. Senior Editor @Commentary Magazine. @bethanyshondark is my better half. [email protected]
Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig
203K Followers 2K Following Israeli. Author: The Wrong Kind of Jew. Son of Tunisian+Iraqi Jewish refugees. Founder: @TLVinstitute Seen: @CNN @latimes @NBC @BBC & more
Viktor Hardarson @ViktorHardarson
3K Followers 947 Following The lie that “The Jews stole Palestine” is the cornerstone of contemporary antisemitism. The ONLY way to deal with antisemitism is to confront that lie.
Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗�.. @Ostrov_A
279K Followers 6K Following International Human Rights Lawyer, CEO at @The_ILF, Proud Zionist, Father of girls! Opinions mine. #BringThemHome🎗️
UNRWA @UNRWA
238K Followers 766 Following @UN Agency for Palestine Refugees. #DonateToUNRWA to support the largest humanitarian organisation on the ground in📍#Gaza 👉 https://t.co/Qv6ni4ePZ4
Israel War Room @IsraelWarRoom
310K Followers 6K Following Israel’s enemies do not sleep. Neither do we.
Jon Swifty @PorygonEnjoyer
503 Followers 582 Following An unaligned rogue instance of a stochastic parrot. Pronouns: It/It
Dr. Genevieve Guenthe.. @DoctorVive
72K Followers 1K Following Founding Director @EndClimtSilence | Affiliate Faculty @NewSchoolTEDC | Next book: "The Language of Climate Politics" @OxUniPress
Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws
182K Followers 228 Following Alternative Media & News || Independent || DMs open for submissions. || support us⤵️
Anthony Koch @Anthony__Koch
19K Followers 999 Following “Orthodox Jewish Miami Vice” | Fier Québécois + Canadien | Consultant & Entrepreneur | “Grand Master of the Knights Jewsader” | Gam Zu L’Tovah
SCC Stats @sccstatistics
105 Followers 36 Following Statistics about the Supreme Court of Canada. Please note these figures do not claim to have scientific rigour. Not affiliated with or endorsed by the Court.
@cselley At least he'll get the summers off.
Rula, the protestors are not anti war. They are in favor of war against the only Jewish state. Also many of them are anti Semitic dirtbags.
The cynical effort to weaponize antisemitism & conflate it w anti-war activism-aimed at criminalizing political discourse - distracts from Israel’s war crimes & US’ funding atrocities. From Iraq to Gaza, mainstream media is failing in its journalistic duty.
People are talking like this is mental illness. I'm pretty sure she's doing a bit, and trying to market herself.
"Piers Morgan is beating me up on international TV!" Crackhead Barney gives her first (utterly bonkers) interview since accosting Alec Baldwin in a coffee shop... Dropping on the PMU YouTube channel in the next hour! 👇 youtube.com/piersmorganunc… @piersmorgan | @CHBAF
@BR_OpenIce @IIHFHockey Bad beat on Kuwait +56 alternate line 😅
Crazy as it might sound, they do let people without college degrees read books and watch YouTube videos nowadays.
@dg_chicago The idea of “luxury beliefs” is things people allegedly think because they will not bear the consequences of said thinking. wsj.com/us-news/educat…
@ClutchPoints @IndianaFever This dude financed his waterbed at an astronomical interest rate
@cnviolations community note: el sol de mayo es un símbolo, no un astro. no voy a permitir que un yanqui venga a explicarme lo que representa a mi patria
Last year the BC Law Society suspended lawyer Naomi Arbabi after complaints were received Arbabi had started a Karl Lentz style vigilante pseudolaw court process. The suspension decision has issued, and, to my surprise, Arbabi participated in the hearing to defend herself! You…
Anti-expert sentiment is less about denial of expertise in technical matters (e.g., jet passengers aren't asking the pilot to step aside and let them fly) and more about experts trying to cloak their preferences for how people should live as unassailable facts.
@IRPlawyer Repeating a statement is not a valid form of argument.
@LegalTakes @janecoaston I would fight at least 2 king cobras simultaneously before I fought one chimp
@LegalTakes @janecoaston I think this is probably because most people think of young chimps employed in the acting profession rather than adult chimps that rip people's faces off and gang up to beat outcasts to death.
Chimpanzees, I would just start giving them things.
@LegalTakes @janecoaston Yeah that's the most misplaced to me. Most of these fall into the category of "I would have a bad time, but I'd win." Chimp belongs down with Crocodile and Gorilla in the "God I better hope they just aren't really into it" category.
They have thumbs, it’s time to start negotiations
@LegalTakes @janecoaston Yeah that's the most misplaced to me. Most of these fall into the category of "I would have a bad time, but I'd win." Chimp belongs down with Crocodile and Gorilla in the "God I better hope they just aren't really into it" category.
@janecoaston I mean I don’t want to fight a goose but if the chips are down the outcome isn’t in doubt. It would suck but a goose has no win condition against an adult human.
@David_Moscrop Progressives legitimately do not understand that other people don't share their worldview. Many consider him among the best premiers of Ontario post WW2.
(I got pulled over by the Vancouver Police minutes after this picture. They said I was driving like a Rube. I was able to demonstrate that I am, in fact, a Rube, so they let me go.)
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