Leman Walters @LemanWalters
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Wot about uh, the parents guv
Utter cretin
ONCE UPON A TIME SCIENCE OPENED UP THE DOOR WE WOULD FEED THE HUNGRY THIEVES TIL THEY COULDN’T EAT NO MORE BUT THE POTIONS THAT WE MADE TOUCHED THE CREATURES DOWN BELOW AND THEY GREW UP IN A WAY THAT WE’D NEVER SEEN BEFORE SUPERNATURE SUPERNATURE
In the pub I used to sneak into underage, would order a Youngs Special as surreptitiously as I could, as my dad used to say it was “the fucking most old man drink in the world” and I thought this would sort of ambiently compensate for my lack of years
Oh my god. Please don’t be shite.
That actually might be the worst sentence ever written. It gets worse the longer you stare at it.
That actually might be the worst sentence ever written. It gets worse the longer you stare at it.
@maxtempers Textbook case of expansion of benefit without understanding how incentives are created or what actual state capacity is. There are many of these issues right now where LAs pay private firms huge sums so they can meet their statutory duties.
I watch 2 seconds of the wrong YouTube video and for weeks I'm getting suggestions of videos titled things like "The Only Stormtrooper Who Didnt Fear Darth Vader" that have 9 million views
Morning good point for West Ham. My office went to see Amy Winehouse film and recommended it also Baby Reindeer? Apparently a bit scary I've had issues with a stalker buts that's maybe for my own TV film!!! Its payday weekend so don't forget my Franktastic Reggae party obo of my…
Using the same picture twice: economical, shows confidence Random capitalisation shows a free-spirit “Sandwiched between three centuries”, “Politicians have Blurred the Vision for London”, “Bring back the Smile for all Londoners” – inspiring 10/10
Comes highly recommended if you are into NEW theatre from a NEW company but that is also VERY GOOD. All events thus far have been absolute corkers. Please do support, get a ticket or two, and follow on here!
Comes highly recommended if you are into NEW theatre from a NEW company but that is also VERY GOOD. All events thus far have been absolute corkers. Please do support, get a ticket or two, and follow on here!
I’ve had the ‘aaaaahhhhAHHHHH’ Daenerys leitmotif from GOT rattling around my skull all day on repeat and it’s sending me barmy
You win @MordenStation . Day 4 and I’m going to eat a stew
Direct grants from DCMS have decreased a lot, and the playground-effect is audience research enjoyers and nu-breed curators focussed on demographic footfall above all else. Also London museums look after themselves financially, but the rest they're tied to emphatically do not.
Direct grants from DCMS have decreased a lot, and the playground-effect is audience research enjoyers and nu-breed curators focussed on demographic footfall above all else. Also London museums look after themselves financially, but the rest they're tied to emphatically do not.
When I used to drive myself to gigs quite often I used to mess up the SAT NAV once I had to go from Essex to Western Supermere and I pressed the "avoid all motorways!" took me 6 hours I was stopping at most villages and towns saying "Which way to Western super Mere?"
When I used to drive myself to gigs quite often I used to mess up the SAT NAV once I had to go from Essex to Western Supermere and I pressed the "avoid all motorways!" took me 6 hours I was stopping at most villages and towns saying "Which way to Western super Mere?"
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The two big new cultural TV exporting countries of recent years are Turkey and South Korea. Barely any diversity in their casts, everyone is Turkish or Korean. No one internationally wants nü-Britain as portrayed in our TV.
Turkish TV shows are substantially more White than the average British TV show commisioned by the BBC.
is it inappropriate to ask the building for a copy of the cctv where i saved someone’s life
No, black youth culture isn't inclined to knife crime, it's scarce in Kenya. But using Victorian vagabonds from a 99% white UK to cull cultural debate about why 13% of London creates 41% of its murderers may inflate another white saviour parachute but will kill more black youths.
I am afraid that if you call in to the radio to tell me black people are more culturally inclined to stab each other then I will be calling you a racist 🤷♂️
Daily Mail at this very moment.
Meekz Manny showing Rashford his new music in the Rolls Royce..💨
I KNOW you stink
How difficult laundry would be was also really oversold to me as a child. “Oh boy just you wait until you’re grown up and have to do your own laundry, mister!”…it’s like what 2 hrs of work twice a month to wash and dry clothes. You lied mother.
Read the Parekh Report to see how, since 2000, there has been an official state-backed movement to transform Britain’s conception of itself in light of it becoming a multicultural nation. Stuff like this makes a lot more sense when considered as part of that broader process. /end
That’s why there’s a need for a memorial to this specific genocide right by the symbol of the British state. It acts as a legitimising symbol for the British nation and part of the story to explain why modern-day Britain exists as it does. /2
The British founding myth is in the process of reinvention to account for the country’s changing demographics. One key plank is that Britain formed a multiracial coalition in WW2 to fight the dual evils of fascism/anti-Semitism & for British values like democracy & tolerance. /1
ICYMI: The Holocaust Memorial Bill is progressing through parliament. The bill supports a Holocaust Memorial and Learning Centre in Victoria Gardens, giving people a dedicated space to remember its victims and preserve memories for future generations.
Asset stripping themselves to provide benefits. Will keep happening until what local government is required to do is changed by the government or they run out of assets to sell.
Guildford to sell £50m of assets localgov.co.uk/Guildford-to-s…
I can't let God down. I have been blessed with unique skills and talents. I have a limited time on this earth, not knowing when it will end. When my time is up, I want to make sure that I gave it my all. No 2nd chances at life. I can't get distracted. Focused on the mission.
Now check his insurance policies. They’re all on the same moral wavelength as “pat and the lads” when it comes to fleecing old people
Needs professional help.
@LemanWalters Cheapest bitter on offer - old man drink + low cost. Genius.
@Cobratate Very interesting. Do you know what lesson he was trying to teach you when he abandoned your mother and you?
I listen to this all the time lmao
ONCE UPON A TIME SCIENCE OPENED UP THE DOOR WE WOULD FEED THE HUNGRY THIEVES TIL THEY COULDN’T EAT NO MORE BUT THE POTIONS THAT WE MADE TOUCHED THE CREATURES DOWN BELOW AND THEY GREW UP IN A WAY THAT WE’D NEVER SEEN BEFORE SUPERNATURE SUPERNATURE
This doesn’t work because the British identity is older than the other identities and successive English, Scottish and Welsh statesmen and nobles saw the Union as a resurrection of Britain. The Welsh in 1603 viewed the Union of the Crowns as a Welsh victory for this reason.
I look at British identity as very similar to that of the failed Yugoslav one: it requires both a political investment and a suppression of older, more rooted ones. Just like the national emblems in the ex-YU were suppressed, so too is the English flag attacked.
@LemanWalters Young's Special is still a cracking pint, mind, and I had one just last weekend.
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