lindy @Lindyyay
strong, silent type South Africa Joined October 2012-
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If you can notice what people are wearing in the gym, add 10kg to that weight you are lifting.
I felt like everyone was staring at me in the gym and immediately dismissed it like nah that’s paranoia whole time my leggings are on inside out 😭😭😭
It’s so weird to me that there’s a part of twitter that uses lindy like an adjective but this was me literally a few hours ago 😭
It’s so weird to me that there’s a part of twitter that uses lindy like an adjective but this was me literally a few hours ago 😭
I got this Ice .. Box… Where… My Heart …. Use .. To Be!!!!
I got this Ice .. Box… Where… My Heart …. Use .. To Be!!!!
“Wait till those people see Spur’s decor” they’re too lazy to Google what coloured means but you think they’re gonna look at a chain restaurant’s decor you people have faith hey
I don’t wanna laugh but YOH 😭😭😭
My flight has been delayed by over an hour but the landing time is the exactly the same as before. Flysafair is lucky we have too many problems in this country to focus on them
Every other week the electricity in my neighbourhood shuts off with no warning or time it will come back. Can they just stop pretending for elections and bring back loadshedding at least I have a schedule then
you’re telling me you were hard for 75 days?
When we needed them most 🥹💗🙏🏽
‘Joe Barber’ team back with new show to celebrate 25th anniversary tinyurl.com/4f5ura2n
Are there any Cape Town rental agents on here that I can ask a question? Just wanted to know if it’s meth? That you and your landlord clients smoke? Thanks in advance! Xx
A friend was talking about some of the things her bf had been struggling with (in re the impact on her) and then mentioned how his mum always said she preferred raising boys because they were so "easy" He would have benefited from active parental support instead of being "easy"
A friend was talking about some of the things her bf had been struggling with (in re the impact on her) and then mentioned how his mum always said she preferred raising boys because they were so "easy" He would have benefited from active parental support instead of being "easy"
I'm finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this genuinely just took me out 😭
naledi🍉 @naledimashishi
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Janine @janine_j
34K Followers 2K Following 📚 Author of 'When The Filter Fades' (in stores!) ✍️ Currently writing a rugby romance novella. I guess I write books now? 🎓 MBA 📧 [email protected]
🌱✨ The Fault in .. @AlaricPrins
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caryn 💖🇵🇸 @carynwelbys
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My Wife's Husband @mrcraigharding
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G-$tackz @Gershforthewin
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Lady Skollie @LadySkollie
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NaomiOsaka's_Sweatban.. @Kind_regards__
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奥斯汀 🇿🇦 @LAM_2050
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Black Hermione✨🇵.. @ninikk44
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rawkel @enigma83939
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Urukx'aob @afrocentricbug
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Mzitshwa @spha_yende
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n.kanyezii @n_kanyezii
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QUAESITOR 🇿🇦 �.. @Greg_Modise1
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naledi🍉 @naledimashishi
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Simon @simon_orgill
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Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him
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Rushtush.com @Rushtush
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Janine @janine_j
34K Followers 2K Following 📚 Author of 'When The Filter Fades' (in stores!) ✍️ Currently writing a rugby romance novella. I guess I write books now? 🎓 MBA 📧 [email protected]
🔻🇵🇸🫒🍉�.. @SunBirdZAKH
6K Followers 1K Following A leprechaun at the end of Nelly M's rainbow 🌈 from the river to the sea ✊🏾
caryn 💖🇵🇸 @carynwelbys
4K Followers 777 Following culture writer. founder: @crushingonmedia . columnist/critic at @News24Arts . Jane Austen Apologist. Here to amplify SA Talent! 📩: [email protected]
My Wife's Husband @mrcraigharding
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G-$tackz @Gershforthewin
5K Followers 487 Following Here and there. (he/him/hond) IG: https://t.co/Jz9btlJpE0 CC: https://t.co/8ntwU0jNJp https://t.co/dd6JmH8Nal
Lady Skollie @LadySkollie
14K Followers 160 Following NEW SHOW: GROOT GAT by LADY SKOLLIE @ Norval Foundation(Cape Town) 22 May-15 September 2024 #SBYA2022
NaomiOsaka's_Sweatban.. @Kind_regards__
2K Followers 1K Following No consistency here. Be lekker and eat your vegetables.
khensani @glitterdaiquiri
6K Followers 1K Following she/her. here to talk about money, clothes, girls and bars. south african. https://t.co/42wiVzBWbv
Talya Galasko @TalyaGalasko
3K Followers 533 Following just like the girl of your dreams except the opposite. IG @talgalasko
ShameezWrites THE LAS.. @Shamz04
4K Followers 1K Following سَلَام, I write fantasy & romance. THE LAST FEATHER & THE ETERNAL SHADOW are out now with PLAYING FLIRTY following in 2025 with Forever. Rep: @C_H_Armstrong
Carryn-Ann Nel @carrynann
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Lauren Hess @hessla_
217 Followers 528 Following Insufferable Capetonian working to bridge the global development financing gap | 🇿🇦 Fulbright alum @georgetownmsfs | Foreign policy musings @myown.
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a chakra nun @nilacala_
1K Followers 2K Following Lord Jagannatha ❤|| This life of material existence is just like hard wood and if we can carve Krishna out of it, that is the success of our life 𓄂
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Robyn Porteous @RobynPorteous
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KEENAN @IAMSTILLKEEN
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3x USA VETOED A CEASE.. @Ntjosh
3K Followers 690 Following Part Time Atheist™ || Sometimes I'm funny|| begrudgingly a Lakers fan|| begrudgingly a Man U fan|| He/Him
@moniza_hossain Aaaw! My favourite sort of support “no, I don’t understand what you do, but I’d bet my life you’re the best at it!”
@bb_alston @272BookFaith She doesn’t quite get it but she’s here for it
Thinking about that time I told a desi aunty I write middle grade novels and she looked at me sympathetically and said “I’m sure your books are top grade”
@dedebaake I can’t even think of any way that this would sound like a joke. It’s just mean spirited and awful
Already peeling a pineapple removes so much of the fruit and now you remove the core as well? Aowa
Himself
A man is dating 2 ladies at a time, Amanda and Brenda, He told Amanda there's Brenda but told Brenda she is the only one he's dating. Who does he love the most? Let's see how smart you are about relationships.
You took someone on a date, you offered, you paid and you're coming to tell us to do better? What is our business please? 😭😭😭 Wetin concern us?
I took a man on a wine date once. I picked the location and all, we were ordering by the glass, and the conversation?! IMMACULATE . He couldn’t believe it when the tab came and I took my card out, I said “I got it” the man was so confused. In short, ladies do better 😭.
You’re keeping that baby.💛
This is legit it 8/10 times it's very wild 🤣🤣🤣🤣
WW see BW as their "could be worse, I could be her" metric. So the second they cannot say that anymore they will actively work to restore that balance. WM don't *see* BW at all, which is a slightly better situation to work with.
WW see BW as their "could be worse, I could be her" metric. So the second they cannot say that anymore they will actively work to restore that balance. WM don't *see* BW at all, which is a slightly better situation to work with.
I desperately need to know why BW & WM seem to vibe perfectly fine at work, but BW & WW don’t.
Nobody Else Could’ve Made That Dry Salad Look As DELICIOUS As Kimberly Elise Did 😭
who is one character you believe was PERFECTLY cast? like the role was just made for that actor and nobody else could embody it the way they did?
The jig is up, B*yL*g**n
Normani on the accusations that she runs the @normanination account (via The Cut)
@Hafymo For real for real because I’m here fighting for my life..
@FemiDenning What the hell are you even talking about? What analogy is this? Are you uneducated?
@Hafymo real o cuz you’re clearly not fighting enough battles😭✋🏾
If you can notice what people are wearing in the gym, add 10kg to that weight you are lifting.
Last night was the most difficult night so far. Baby girl is definitely going through a sleep regression of sorts. Had to put her down and have a quick weep while she watched me quietly. Picked her up again, held her and remembered we're in this together, thinking of this text
@not16cav_ he shouldn’t be working that young anyway let him eat what he wants
Did this man confuse Joel Olsteen with Haley Joel Osment
This tweet was meant to be a whimsical little bit of humor but it turned into a social experiment about how men don’t understand women’s jokes. In today’s essay I will—
If I encountered a bear in the woods, I would simply offer him a small smackerel of honey.
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