Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him
The Joketh Maketh The Mannith. I got awards for making jokes. Google it. But I'm more than that, check my site. yaaseenbarnes.co.za There in Cape Town. Joined July 2009-
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Akani Simbine stormed back into the international frame in Shanghai on Saturday night as he downed two former world champions to win his eighth Diamond League 100m crown. timeslive.co.za/sport/2024-04-…
There is no comparison between a democratic system that recognises that every human being in SA has fundamental human rights and a racist and corrupt authoritarian system that denied rights to anyone who wasn’t white - and murdered the activists who fought against it. None.
There is no comparison between a democratic system that recognises that every human being in SA has fundamental human rights and a racist and corrupt authoritarian system that denied rights to anyone who wasn’t white - and murdered the activists who fought against it. None.
The last episode of X-men feels very close to home
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If Ster-Kinekor allowed you to bring in your own dite but charged you corkage like when you bring a bottle to a jol that would be jas. Aaaand they would make money. Like R10 for a Streetwise 2 and like maybe R40 for a full mutton curry pot.
I often pair it with this
I often pair it with this https://t.co/TtMPAaCv89
please stop tagging me in this 😂
please stop tagging me in this 😂
Pretending someone is wack Or untalented cause you don’t like them personally is so lame to me lmao . U gotta Get that hater shit up out cha spirit
Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
A classic line for every Tuesday 😂
How do you effectively assess political party manifestos? We continue the conversation with Pearl Pillay on #TheWayUp.
Nelson Mandela's grandson joins the Freedom Flotilla set to sail to break the Israeli blockade on Gaza.
This is Sharne Jacobs, the Skateboarding coach at SHAPA Soweto sports facility and she is mentoring kids in the Soweto community to compete at national level. She also runs Girl Skate South Africa . Legend human and the most humble 🙌🏾❤️.
This is Sharne Jacobs, the Skateboarding coach at SHAPA Soweto sports facility and she is mentoring kids in the Soweto community to compete at national level. She also runs Girl Skate South Africa . Legend human and the most humble 🙌🏾❤️.
30 years ago, on the 24th April 1994, right-wingers planted bombs near the ANC offices. It was the largest act of bombing terrorism in Johannesburg’s history. But they couldn’t stop us. The elections went ahead as planned. I took this photo.
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IN THIS ECONOMY?!
People who freak out about this bc it’s “destroying art” but can’t even spare a second thought about the centuries of irreplaceable historical art, artifacts, writings, etc. being destroyed by Israel’s campaign of destruction in Gaza are staggering hypocrites
People who freak out about this bc it’s “destroying art” but can’t even spare a second thought about the centuries of irreplaceable historical art, artifacts, writings, etc. being destroyed by Israel’s campaign of destruction in Gaza are staggering hypocrites
Othello 1987 and 2024 Legacy ⭐️
Hi I’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down
Hi I’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down
Simon @simon_orgill
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Dillan Oliphant @dillanoliphant
32K Followers 645 Following Award winning stand up comedian, who makes funny videos too. Man United Fanatic is an understatement. Book me at https://t.co/4VrTY5NyRi or 010 500 083
Ling Dior @LingDeeYoh
11K Followers 9K Following Klora the Xplorer. Black Gay Agenda. Skangaga. Skarrel Kind. she/her/meidebok🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🌱 https://t.co/YLZwHLKirl
Rrrrobin Adams 🇿�.. @RobinAdamsZA
18K Followers 7K Following Journalist, storyteller for 25 years. Lee-Anne's husbae. Father to Alyssa, Kendall, Jesse & Ayla. Views are my own.
Liam Cue @Liam_Cue
6K Followers 5K Following Open Format DJ Instagram: liam_cue not run by Liam Cue [email protected] Cape Town, SA
🌱✨ The Fault in .. @AlaricPrins
6K Followers 3K Following #BlackLivesMatter #SA4Palestine 🇵🇸 STEM - Researcher. PhD (Biotechnology 🧬). Amateur Astrophotographer 🌌. (He/Him/His)
IG:dalinoliver @DalinOliver
9K Followers 2K Following Live at Laugh Africa Comedy Festival in Johannesburg at Sandton Convention Centre on 6 & 7 April 🎤
caryn 💖🇵🇸 @carynwelbys
4K Followers 777 Following culture writer. founder: @crushingonmedia . columnist/critic at @News24Arts . Jane Austen Apologist 📩: [email protected]
Kenwyn Davids @kenwyntheking
3K Followers 1K Following I'm funny. comedian, producer, actor listed as #mgyoung200 2019 @purschartistes @thetalkkakshow @premiumcomedyct #premiumcomedyCT [email protected]
My Wife's Husband @mrcraigharding
7K Followers 1K Following web: https://t.co/8atlhMrpwj threads: https://t.co/QHIQA4Kp3Z insta: https://t.co/3eBLTD1Qmi fb: harding.craig
Carryn-Ann Nel @carrynann
11K Followers 2K Following Journalist/script writer/content producer working in TV. Afrikaanse meisie. Cricket and F1. Queen of my own injuries. Straatkat.
Donovan Goliath @DonovanGoliath
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G-$tackz @Gershforthewin
5K Followers 486 Following Here and there. (he/him/hond) IG: https://t.co/Jz9btlJpE0 CC: https://t.co/8ntwU0jNJp https://t.co/dd6JmH8Nal
Jen and Tonic @JennaJayLange
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Teacher in Takkies @So_Sinzable
4K Followers 2K Following Nhlamulo's Mamma. Winner of Best Banana Bread Recipe 2020. Teacher to short humans. she/her
Talya Galasko @TalyaGalasko
3K Followers 533 Following just like the girl of your dreams except the opposite. IG @talgalasko
Angel Campey @YesReallyAngel
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Nozibusiso Mbongo @noziM003
21 Followers 70 Following Loving, caring, God fearing woman, a mother of 2 angels Khensani and Neo.
catpounderrer @pussypounderrer
871 Followers 5K Following Lover of intimacy. Straight male. Dabbling with life's politics. Nothing in life is permanent. So be kind and let's have fun and be just to each other
boyza @boyza1432542
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Nasir @Nasir497665
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From Bokaap to Gaza �.. @flatseWeskaap
283 Followers 337 Following ISNOTREAL bombed 15,000 innocent children & babies their MA SE P0ESSSS. Did you see Satanyahu got a vet kop🫠CAPE FLATS South Africa Hoyaaa😁🤣🇿🇦
michael Rooke @michaelRooke16
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george @georgey02182630
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Alley🌸Raz @RazAlley00
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Reanetse Mosethe @ReanetseMosethe
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Malcom @Malcom311243
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micheal oliver fixed @FixedLord72953
7 Followers 584 Following Welcome to the winning zone where we assure you 100% sure fixed Matches 🤑🤍
Craine of a Stu kind @CraineOf
3 Followers 81 Following This is Twitter, we’re all humans here right?!
GCMesane @mesane_gc
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Matthew nortje @vrimulac
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PHILIP JOHANSEN @PHILIPJOHA59266
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Shams.g @Shams85071433
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FabzyEmo @EmogenMoore
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Tide & Thyme || Food .. @Tide_Thyme
63 Followers 487 Following Simple cooking made by you, for you, making a better you. Click below and join our FREE recipe email list 🏝️🍋
Baphelele Peter @BapheleleP5894
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Want2Stay - RSA @want2stay
3K Followers 4K Following Holiday Homes, Hospitality, Accommodation, Vacation Rentals at https://t.co/VvTeRRxebd - South Africa Getaways. (Helpdesk is at https://t.co/Mr3cP8yxy0 )
Yoga Arie Kusuma @YogaOpen1
312 Followers 3K Following 💌The Power of LAA iLLAhA iLLALLAH The Spirit of SAPU JAGAD Magetan, East Java, 🇮🇩🇵🇸🇸🇦🕋 Wiraswasta 💸 Instagram Yoga Arie Kusuma/om_yoga_arie_kusuma
Thapelo Khoza @NtandoZuma41510
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Ndumiso @Ndumiso_007
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maGoge @ma_goge75107
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Tshepo Selebogo @TshepoSele31874
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Melissa Howard @MelissaHaibo
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Official_Red_Flag �.. @pocahotmessss
850 Followers 1K Following CEO of - same -😑 Part-time comedian 🤡 Hugger🌈 Virgo ♍ Tiny Photographer 📸 She/her/potato
Rasta mrcl Jean @jeanrastamrcl
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Hlath! @mathemba
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Terence Mogaramedi @TerenceMog66673
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Mnce Sibanda @MnceSibanda
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Dboy2907 @DylinoM21547
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Simon @simon_orgill
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Dillan Oliphant @dillanoliphant
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Ling Dior @LingDeeYoh
11K Followers 9K Following Klora the Xplorer. Black Gay Agenda. Skangaga. Skarrel Kind. she/her/meidebok🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️🌱 https://t.co/YLZwHLKirl
Rrrrobin Adams 🇿�.. @RobinAdamsZA
18K Followers 7K Following Journalist, storyteller for 25 years. Lee-Anne's husbae. Father to Alyssa, Kendall, Jesse & Ayla. Views are my own.
🌱✨ The Fault in .. @AlaricPrins
6K Followers 3K Following #BlackLivesMatter #SA4Palestine 🇵🇸 STEM - Researcher. PhD (Biotechnology 🧬). Amateur Astrophotographer 🌌. (He/Him/His)
IG:dalinoliver @DalinOliver
9K Followers 2K Following Live at Laugh Africa Comedy Festival in Johannesburg at Sandton Convention Centre on 6 & 7 April 🎤
caryn 💖🇵🇸 @carynwelbys
4K Followers 777 Following culture writer. founder: @crushingonmedia . columnist/critic at @News24Arts . Jane Austen Apologist 📩: [email protected]
Kenwyn Davids @kenwyntheking
3K Followers 1K Following I'm funny. comedian, producer, actor listed as #mgyoung200 2019 @purschartistes @thetalkkakshow @premiumcomedyct #premiumcomedyCT [email protected]
My Wife's Husband @mrcraigharding
7K Followers 1K Following web: https://t.co/8atlhMrpwj threads: https://t.co/QHIQA4Kp3Z insta: https://t.co/3eBLTD1Qmi fb: harding.craig
Carryn-Ann Nel @carrynann
11K Followers 2K Following Journalist/script writer/content producer working in TV. Afrikaanse meisie. Cricket and F1. Queen of my own injuries. Straatkat.
Donovan Goliath @DonovanGoliath
70K Followers 275 Following Trying to get as many ideas out as possible Bookings: [email protected] 🇿🇦
G-$tackz @Gershforthewin
5K Followers 486 Following Here and there. (he/him/hond) IG: https://t.co/Jz9btlJpE0 CC: https://t.co/8ntwU0jNJp https://t.co/dd6JmH8Nal
Jen and Tonic @JennaJayLange
8K Followers 984 Following I am not Portuguese | Mad Aunty | Co Owner @theworkroomSA, TWR Productions | La Daaltjie Vita | Mentor #SheSays | she/her
zak @zakareeee
5K Followers 488 Following
Talya Galasko @TalyaGalasko
3K Followers 533 Following just like the girl of your dreams except the opposite. IG @talgalasko
Angel Campey @YesReallyAngel
16K Followers 2K Following Comedian - doesn’t have a podcast. (But does have a drive radio show.) Also writes for screen. wins awards sometimes. in memoriam of blue ticks and sanity.
cthulhucachoo @Cthulhucachoo
2K Followers 731 Following
Romy Titus @romytitus
33K Followers 3K Following Mom to a Warrior Princess. Unlocking hope #BabiesBehindBars, Filmmaker, Broadcaster @SupersportTV, @BafanaBafana Media Officer, @HenleyAfrica MBA Graduate
LDP @llddppp
3K Followers 2K Following Lauren Dixon-Paver. Maker of things. Aesthetic chameleon. Designer & crafter. they/them/she/her. 🏳️🌈✂️
Bhavna Maharaj @BhavMaharaj
10K Followers 2K Following Sugar and spice and all things nice. That's what little girls are made of.
Erik's Tenth Hag @SlayTay_ZA
4K Followers 745 Following Hobbies include being a catfish, taking naps and making bad life decisions. | Neuromuscular Biologist | She/Her ♀️ |
Hayden Manuel @hakesy_vet_ket
8K Followers 1K Following PUMA SportStyle ZA. Obscure Boyz. Art Thug. Culture Nerd. Avant Garde Gang. FPB$. Ghost In The Shell. RIP Dad. RIP Lucky.
COWBOY CROWSTER @_ror_c_
1K Followers 399 Following “I love men & women, & non-binary people of all gender appropriations & the pronouns.”
𝓩𝓪𝓪𝓴𝓲 .. @LadyZaa
3K Followers 975 Following 🇵🇸 she/her // hold on to the memories they will hold on to you ♥︎ sometimes i write on https://t.co/9pMr4VqpuH
Game Stores SA @Game_Stores
122K Followers 1K Following If you find a product cheaper anywhere else we will beat the price by 10% on the difference, guaranteed! * All prices reflected in South African Rands (ZAR)
No Context Cats @nocontextscats
285K Followers 86 Following In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this - Terry Pratchett | back-up @nocontextsanima
NationalArtsFestival @artsfestival
18K Followers 1K Following South Africa's annual multi-disciplinary arts festival, live in Makhanda 20-30 June 2024 ★ 50 years of supporting the arts ★ check out our website!👇
Susie Dent @susie_dent
1.1M Followers 780 Following That woman in Dictionary Corner. Guide Dogs Ambassador. Podcast: Something Rhymes with Purple.
ChelseyBunnz @yesitschalcee
106 Followers 275 Following always Lilith, never Eve| the woman your taanie wishes was her skoondogter 😎
callum @callum_hitch
392 Followers 594 Following Mostly making jokes to distract myself from the West's descent into fascism. he/him
Zaahier Adams @ZaahierAdams
2K Followers 373 Following Wynberg boy, @IOLSport Cricket scribe, Loves an overseas trip, Confused Stormers/Blues fan. My views are my own.
John Glover @RealJohnGlover
35K Followers 987 Following Actor, Husband, Creative at Heart. DC veteran as #Riddler + Lionel “daddy” Luthor to @MichaelRosenbum #LexLuthor #smallville + #Teddy in @FearTWD
Mr Make You Think @kalourd
1K Followers 309 Following /'kʌləd/ Your mother likes me. I answer rhetorical questions. Cryptic sometime. (Fake) Deep. Not your favourite anymore. Late bloomer. Universe alignment is off
Jack Devnarain @JackD157
45K Followers 8K Following South African born TV & film actor, MC & voice artist. Passive activist, cunning linguist & master debater. Meet me on the corner of Satire Str & Sarcasm Ave
Loren Loubser - Lekke.. @lekkerlollas
970 Followers 562 Following Actor • Intimacy Coordinator • Filmmaker • They/Them • QIPOC 🏳️🌈 🍑🌈 🇵🇸Do your part & contact the president! easy action 👇🏼
Keenan Cerff @K_Cerff
718 Followers 455 Following Stand-Up Comedian - voice over artist - MC - Writer
Sabrina @sabvandie
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MO AMER @realmoamer
28K Followers 1K Following HOME IS WHERE THE HUSTLE IS, ‘MO’ on NETFLIX AUGUST 24th ‘the VAGABOND’ & ‘Mohammed in Texas’ Now Streaming on Netflix KARIM IN BLACK ADAM ⚡️⚡️⚡️
Julio Bianchi @TheBeastBianchi
4K Followers 912 Following Pro @FIFAe player for @GoliathGamingZA | Qualified for the @FIFAe World Cup | @ForbesAfrica 30 Under 30 Class of 2021 | Part of official @Safa_net squad.
Sinister in the Presi.. @AmandaBRinquest
3K Followers 610 Following hai it’s mos obvious i tweet in my personal capacity- which organisation is tweeting about their boobs?
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almostperfect.co.za @almostperfectza
884 Followers 497 Following Home of The Almost Perfect Podcast. Explorations of careers in creativity with occasional doses of cultural criticism. 📧: [email protected]
GINX TV @GinxTV
23K Followers 2K Following The go-to destination for esports, gaming news, guides & videos https://t.co/1xpdT7qYFT
McCain South Africa @McCainSA
22K Followers 807 Following Celebrating real connections, through delicious, planet-friendly food 🌍 😋 Sign Up to our #madewithmccain Newsletter ⬇️ https://t.co/COAoNsZ6pX
Kate Pinchuck @KatePinchuck
737 Followers 420 Following Comedian / Actor / Writer / Really into falafels
Miss Chronic Insomnia.. @africaquiche
3K Followers 1K Following 📝 Lifestyle journalist for @YouMagazine | 📝 Former Journalist and reporter for @WeekendArgus | Content Producer and Curator
I have a Hunter’s (the alcoholic beverage) jacket from work and whenever I post myself wearing it mozlems always have something to say to me 😭 IM NOT SYPING THE JACKET FFS
There is no comparison between a democratic system that recognises that every human being in SA has fundamental human rights and a racist and corrupt authoritarian system that denied rights to anyone who wasn’t white - and murdered the activists who fought against it. None.
Do not ever believe South Africa is worse to day than it was 30 years ago.
@Ya_a_seen_Him @RobVanVuuren I didn’t hang around afterwards
My sister and I took baby girl and pooch Cooper for a walk around the hood today and, honestly, autumn in Jozi is unbridled bliss 🌸
@ComicConCPT walkthrough with the boys
If Ster-Kinekor allowed you to bring in your own dite but charged you corkage like when you bring a bottle to a jol that would be jas. Aaaand they would make money. Like R10 for a Streetwise 2 and like maybe R40 for a full mutton curry pot.
I have to keep telling kids this side that Black is not a slur. They tell me the proper term is African-American when I am literally a whole Black motswana South African 😭😭😭😭 I hate tik tok 🥲
@SydneyVonVino First she’s catching heat for being coloured and now she’s bringing up Spur 😭
Yoh a spur date though
Tyla has an unexpected fave food spot... ➡️ buff.ly/3JAqbd0
Americans are about to lose their shit when they look up Spur
A classic line for every Tuesday 😂
"Every dog has its day and today is Tuesday" - @eugenekhoza
How do you effectively assess political party manifestos? We continue the conversation with Pearl Pillay on #TheWayUp.
The push-ups loadshedding is doing right now…
@robbystarbuck The law is the law. Lock him up
@robbystarbuck @TCIPremier It’s so weird that I’ve never accidentally packed bullets when traveling to another country.
@robbystarbuck @TCIPremier But... It's the law over there DNT break the law Isn't that what y'all said about Brittney Griner?🤔
@remainza So why are they packing what looks like their own stuff, onto the trailer? I don’t agree with this ridiculous party, but don’t lie about things
We are aware of a number of horses that are currently loose in central London and are working with colleagues, including the Army, to locate them
People who freak out about this bc it’s “destroying art” but can’t even spare a second thought about the centuries of irreplaceable historical art, artifacts, writings, etc. being destroyed by Israel’s campaign of destruction in Gaza are staggering hypocrites
BREAKING: Palestine Action spray and slash a historic painting of Lord Balfour in Trinity College, University of Cambridge. Written in 1917, Balfour’s declaration began the ethnic cleansing of Palestine by promising the land away — which the British never had the right to do.
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