🅻iquid🅳amage @LiquidDamage
You probably need more coffee. Joined December 2009-
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@dammitMEL Tap is super easy. I typed this with my feet.
Working out last year’s taxes. So the government can tell me I messed up… because they already did my taxes. This isn’t stupid at all.
@OPBTOL All the arguments against on the program seemed to be solved by the word “option”. Is there a legitimate reason to not have the option of pumping your own fuel?
Just listened to a piece on @OPBTOL about a bill to allow the option for self-serve gas in OR. The call-in arguments against can all be solved by these people looking up the word “option”. There would still be attended pumps available for those unable or unwilling.
@amazon killer instructions for getting to those digital downloads. You just know this was a person drafting the document who wasn’t yet given the actual step one, and then just forgot to check and published the support article.
If you get a hammer that is also a multi-tool, you’ve received a shitty hammer. And an enormous multi-tool. Happy holidays!
Nurse explains how patients are being EXPLOITED by hospitals.
“Area man repeatedly yells about ‘Coming’ over PA system”
Why does white male fragility think “your choices” don’t have consequences? These boneheads think a woman prefers abortion and there are no consequences to that action? Poor lil domestic terrorists 😢❄️
@lollyzink It was a Disney Channel home event. It was gonna be church or poison punch. You got lucky.
@DuboffJess Can I just DM you my social?
@HJBenjamin It’s pretty good. The same guy voices Bob From Bob’s Burgers. You should check it out.
I hope these kids get the chair. Disgusting. 😂
@UrbanAchievr Glad they were able to get that Four Seasons venue.
@DuboffJess @SamMillman I want to cry just at the thought of the gym part.
anyone who follows a sport where championships can be decided on penalty kicks deserves whatever heartbreak they get
Mythic Quest is just better than it had any right to be. If you haven’t watched it, but you’ve heard of it, I’d bet it probably isn’t want you think.
We will be closed Memorial Day
Costco doing no masks if you’ve been vaccinated on the honor system. They still checking receipts at the door though.
So, no one has to wear a mask now. What really blows my mind though are the people still wearing a mask, but nose sticking out. Is that how you spot an independent voter?
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