Literally Police @LiterallyPolice
Literally arresting people. Report offenders by quote tweeting #literally999 or contact us @LiterallyPolice Joined February 2012-
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You are approximately 5% boobs and tattoos. Though you may become acquainted with women with a higher percentage upon reaching the cells. x.com/dust2dust34/st…
You are our first choice for today's most tenuous use of the word literally. x.com/devinestouch/s…
@GeorgeRobMartin @amelb8 Our video analysis team can confirm that not everyone in Hollyoaks eats banana bongos for breakfast. Please hand yourself in.
@ILoatheTheBus @people Ms Kardashian West is already on our top ten most wanted list but thank you for bringing this to our attention.
We're unfamiliar with the police station in question but this choice of floor covering seems unlikely. You are under arrest. x.com/georgeellswort…
Please send the millennial responsible for this headline to the station. They should also know that no one uses Instagram on a computer. x.com/buzzfeed/statu…
16 times Khloé Kardashian's style on Instagram was so hot my computer literally caught on fire bzfd.it/2xQWDE1
You are found guilty of misuse of literally and will serve a minimum term of (2 x 2)+(3^2)-1 months in prison. x.com/jerreh_/status…
You are under arrest for misuse of the word literally. Among other misdemeanours. x.com/tom_baldwin4/s…
@NaterDollaSign We literally got there first. Please continue to report suspects by alerting us of their crimes. Thank you in advance.
Which service do you require first? Ambulance or fire? The police will be over shortly after their arrival. x.com/iknowpixces/st…
GOT fanatic getting this chap confused with one of Danaerys' dragons. Report to the station please. x.com/fanatic_got7_/…
Jackson Wang is literally spitting Fire. "Money & Fame don't define me. Nobody give a woh out a rule, thats what I do" #JacksonWangPapillon
@DJH_of_Doom @piersmorgan we truly hope this one is literal.
“@flashboy: Serena literally just trolling everybody there” Please submit photo of her skulking under a bridge or you are under arrest.
Please report to the station for a thorough defrosting. x.com/jacobevitts/st…
Jackson Wang is literally spitting Fire. "Money & Fame don't define me. Nobody give a woh out a rule, thats what I do" #JacksonWangPapillon
It hasn't. You're under arrest. x.com/jaclingeee/sta…
Jackson Wang is literally spitting Fire. "Money & Fame don't define me. Nobody give a woh out a rule, thats what I do" #JacksonWangPapillon
You are under arrest my little giblet. x.com/beautylovee18/…
Jackson Wang is literally spitting Fire. "Money & Fame don't define me. Nobody give a woh out a rule, thats what I do" #JacksonWangPapillon
The Sarge would like to invite you to the station to draft a new version of Little Red Riding Hood... x.com/madison_trotte…
Jackson Wang is literally spitting Fire. "Money & Fame don't define me. Nobody give a woh out a rule, thats what I do" #JacksonWangPapillon
“@heidiwarner77: Stopped the car to watch a fox carry a dead rabbit and Jen literally died” Was Jen the name of the rabbit?
“@55mmbae: Eggs sell for WAY more than sperm. Cuz supply and demand. Your ovaries are literally a gold mine” Please report to the station.
@elenaritta @sylvainreynard @akinator_team @GabrielSeriesFP that is very unlikely, you're under arrest.
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