Gloria Fallon @GloriaFallon123
Writer. Non-enthusiast. instagram.com/gloriafallon New York Joined June 2009-
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Aw thanks anyway, Public Safety Alert that blared on my phone an hour and a half after the earthquake—you tried
Good to see you can still rely on Twitter to verify an earthquake in NY, thanks guys
Memorial Scholarship for Letizia Tagliafierro gofund.me/1f9578a6 If you can afford to donate, please do. It's a wonderful cause in memory of a wonderful person.
Child abduction cases normally don’t turn out like this. Thankfully, Charlotte Sena was found alive! #AMBERAlert 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Child abduction cases normally don’t turn out like this. Thankfully, Charlotte Sena was found alive! #AMBERAlert 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
** UPDATED TO #AMBERALERT ** PLEASE‼️It only takes one second to share this #MissingPerson #CharlotteSena, 9, was last seen around 6:15pm 9/30/2023 at #MoreauLakeStatePark in #Gansevoort, #NewYork. She was camping with her family at the time of her disappearance and had gone…
California, singlehandedly ruining everyone’s imaginary Bingo game today
IS THIS SOMETHING YOU CAN SHARE WITH THE REST OF US, AMAZING LARRY?!
In New York real estate, all homes above Westchester County have become “farmhouses” and “cottages” and upstate towns are all “hamlets.” Ridiculous
Just noticed this too—and I never requested to follow anyone on Threads
Just noticed this too—and I never requested to follow anyone on Threads
So what I’m typing right now is a “xeet”?? 😂 So done with this
As a teenager, my mum was good friends with Morrissey's older sister, and still likes to tell me about the time he sighed "for what must have been 20 seconds" because she was standing in the way of the toaster when he wanted to use it 🍞
wife: please don't pick any fights this year me: im over that stuff [shows up later to my kid's birthday party with a piñata shaped like one of the other parents]
A choice between Musk and Zuckerberg! Gosh, how lucky can we be?
Glad I’m getting cut off at 600 tweets because now I won’t be able to buy everything I see on Promoted Ads like I usually do
do the promoted tweets forced into our TLs that I spend most of my time on here blocking count toward the 600 post limit
1037 words today for #1000wordsofsummer, and I’m happy to find that this is actually getting easier
#1000wordsofsummer Day 8, 1148 words. I missed a day because of a night out, but I don’t think being perfect is the point here. It’s picking the pen up every day and continuing what you started.
Me, back to my usual level of news consumption: “So something’s going on in Russia, huh?”
My family: Me: There’s less than 20 hours of oxygen left on the Titan, so it doesn’t look like a rescue will be possible. If they had another day maybe, but as it is, no. My family:
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As someone who wrote around 6,000 jokes for Norm Macdonald, it pains me to see so many people fail to understand what a Norm joke was or should be.
I take back everything I’ve said
This is how Jupiter protects Earth. It acts as a gatekeeper for our planet, preventing most asteroids from entering the inner orbits of the solar system.
I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative…
@politicallynuts It's extremely difficult to do. So many of my friends ask me why I hate the Kardashians so much and I have always said...they aren't good people, which is a massive understatement.
@GloriaFallon123 Hope you and yours are all right.
@GloriaFallon123 Wouldn't even call that a valiant effort!
@GloriaFallon123 💕…another Fallon book on the way ??? We know you love to read !!! #earthquakeNY ps ~ be safe …💞
Neurodiversity and neuroplasticity are absolutely fascinating. I can read the backwards and the upside down versions easily. I can do the upside down/backwards one with a little difficulty. I only recently discovered that my brain seems to like @bionicreading over regular reading
Can you easily read the pictured text? It is upside down and backwards so start at the arrow in the bottom left corner. The next tweet has black text on white if that is easier for you to look at. (V3.0)
@GloriaFallon123 not California I’d be a wreck if this happened more than once every 15 years
NYC Earthquake Round 2 is here. Just in case you weren’t sure the first one was real…
@GloriaFallon123 I’m on Long Island and I felt some rumbling here too 😳
@GloriaFallon123 They Seriously dropped the ball on that one!
@GloriaFallon123 😳😳Hey, at least they let you know it happened😂
@GloriaFallon123 "Congrats!! If you can read this you haven't died in the earthquake we forgot to warn you about!!"
@GloriaFallon123 How nice that they provided you with an "Everything's Okay Alarm", Gloria. 🤪
@GloriaFallon123 Twice!! 😂 i’m in the city and never felt a thing but the alerts were pretty shocking
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