Reesmund @LordSirReesmund
What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one?... Here Joined March 2015-
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Fresh delivery arrived this morning. Hurry; won’t last long…
Hey @QuadLockCase - any chance of refunding the value of the faulty goods you received back from me a week ago? The faulty goods sent back at my expense because you don’t refund postage, even for stuff that doesn’t work…
In other news, the bike saw some daylight today. We both enjoyed it.
I must have the slowest digestive tract on the planet - my poop is still decorated with the sweetcorn I had on Tuesday…
So, @giffgaff - after months of sketchy service with dropped calls and snail paced data, I’m off. New deal being sorted this weekend. Shame.
I’m doing a charity skydive for Mental Health UK. I would appreciate if you could take a minute and read it. Any donations would be greatly appreciated ❤️ gofundme.com/joseph039s-cam…
Hey @O2. What’s going on with data coverage in DA14?For months it’s been slow or non-existent. Website says because the network is busy. All the time? Even at 03:00? Come on...
Queen were one of the most successful bands in history, but they don't look famous. Here's a short list of what queen actually look like.
Being defiant against the virus by going out is like being defiant against dog mess by stepping in it. Then traipsing it over everyone else’s carpet.
Morrison's delivery drivers, welcome to the club. You may now legitimately exchange waves with the crews of other passing emergency service vehicles.
As human beings, all 7 billion of us are born the same way and die the same way. Physically, mentally and emotionally we are the same. We all want to live a happy life and avoid problems, but in a materialistic culture we overlook the importance of love and affection.
Police officer raps about county lines and drug dealing
Looking for a last minute Christmas present for the @LeeChildReacher fan in your life? We have 5 proof copies of Blue Moon to give away. Simply like and RT to be in with a chance of winning. UK only. Giveaway closes tomorrow at 12pm.
Well, I didn't have anything planned for today anyway.
He has Cerebral Palsy and wanted to skate board so his mom created this for him so that he could. MY HEART 😭❤ Mother Of The Year
Here, have a photo of a cat. You’re welcome.
Told my mate about Eliud Kipchoge this morning, and she responded “which charity did he do it for?” Like he’d just signed up for the Bolton Marathon to raise money for deaf cats and happened to run it in less than 2 hours.
This. Not only proof of evolution, but proof animals are better than us. Wait for it. x.com/lcbasecamp/sta…
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@YMUKofficial A483 newtown to crossgates 😁🍀
@LordSirReesmund @NoContextBrits Mr. Sociable 😂😂😂
@elonmusk It's a Hyundai mate. Thought you'd know a little bit about cars given what you do.
@Adamchildchad Getting the banned back together.
@LordSirReesmund @Ballistix99 I had an R1 of similar vintage. Absolute weapon
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@NoContextBrits just wait until she finds out about enema of the state
back to me for a sec before normal motorbike madness resumes...I won the battle with my detached left foot, surgeon is happy & I have a successful, fully fused ankle!l-all the gaps have filled in, grown over & knitted together. Just 4 more weeks in a moonboot for certainty 💪🥳👍
My wife thinks I’m a child. Too many toys, gets grumpy when I can’t get my own way. I think that’s really harsh I’m just trying to get by. If she’s got anything else to say she can find me in my cardboard fort, so there..
My Grandfather owned and ran this pub for 23years in the early 1900,s,sad to see it for sale and needing renovation, if I could afford it I would love to do it properly, Highest Pub in Wales. It was called "Bryntryllin House" and became "The Sportsman's Arms" under his licence.
@LordSirReesmund @JSTurner17 Got mine a three weeks ago
@LordSirReesmund @mototingle 4shizle I do my friend 💯👍🏻‼️😂
ok so one more thing tonight and hopefully in y’all’s timeline this happened earlier today and all because of @mototingle extreme gentleman extraordinaire💯👍🏻‼️
And he's away, 😊🤜🤛 He's keen, 05.30 and off to graft, dad taxi duties are semi retired 😊
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