Luke McDermott @LukeAfterDark
Stand Up Comedian, Actor, Writer, Bios are stupid come see my shows facebook.com/groups/5271936… Tampa, FL Joined February 2017-
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Happy 4th of July everyone. Glad we aren't British anymore.
My headcanon is that Kano from the #MortalKombatMovie is just an evil but much well more organized #kylekinane.
If you think misgendering potatos is bad, wait till you hear about Mr & Mrs Potato Heads swinger parties.
Meanwhile Tucker Carlson is trying to find a way to spin this so its the Gypsies fault.
Dont do puns, your better than that
2020 has been a wild year, but lets not forget that Mr. Peanut died and was reborn as an infant all within the span of a week.
You cant be a stand up comic if your happy, why do you think clowns hang themselves in their studio apartments?
Luke: Fuck, why can't I sleep? Luke's brain: C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chanc Luke: Just let me die in my sleep please
If I made a Tik Tok, it would just be me either eating cereal or crying end of list
Cigars! Its a burn victim "Explosive device used at gender-reveal party causes fire and mass evacuations in California" x.com/i/events/13028…
Dance like no one's watching, except they are watching. My god why are they all watching, please help, I don't want this.
I assume that the Ninth Circle of hell which is home to Traitors and Blasphemers is just one giant Improv trope that your dragged into seeing. The key difference is that hell doesn't have a two drink minimum
I havent tweeted in months, Whats currently talked about on social media, sports? Ya sure, looks like sports is doing pretty good this year. Alright see you in another two months
Rioting is wrong and awful and if anyone that wants to buy some gold watches or a Samsung TV that I happen to found please let me know.
Trying to get laid during #COVID19 must be really hard. "Hey so I think your cute and all, do you wanna come back to my place in 14 months?
Thank God DJ Khalid says his name so much on his songs, I dont know how we would have known otherwise
@pleasechilldude Besides #TonightonFullHouse episodes not really no. Just waiting for the world to go back to normal
Hollywood is so jaded and forgiving of egregious sins that in three years from now we will be seeing OJ Simpson in the next season of Dancing with The Stars
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