Lukeums @MCLuuuuke

It's mostly hockey with a drizzle of poker, math, games, or some weird bs 🏒🍁 🦅🏈 Deptford, NJ Joined June 2016

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Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs

7 years ago

@JudeLeafs Lol. Your fringe friend’s brother in law who hasn’t watched a full period of hockey in 15 years jamming his paw into the nacho plate saying “So are the leafs gunna choke again LOL”. Shoot me in the fukn temple.

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Toronto Milky Leafs stan @AsTradition

7 years ago

BREAKING: Generational talent John Tavares will not be representing the Montreal Canadiens at the All-Star game because the team was not granted an interview during the decision making process.

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William Nylander @wmnylander

7 years ago

Going home

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David Smith 🏳️‍🌈 @davidingolcar

7 years ago

We are the first human beings to see a Mars sunset. Its quite a thought.

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Balloon Enthusiast @Lonny_Bohonos

8 years ago

If Zach Hyman and 1000 geese were in a park and someone threw a single piece of bread, Zach Hyman would come away with that bread.

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Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs

7 years ago

Reporter: "Any personal goals this season?" Matthews: "score 58 goals" Reporter: "Wow that's.." Matthews: 74 goals" Reporter: "Wait, that's pretty..." Matthews: "89 goals" Reporter: .... Matthews: ... Reporter: ... Matthews: ... Reporter: ... Matthews: "113 fukn goals"

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Rowan Roller Hockey @RURollerHockey

7 years ago

Breaking News: #YourMomsFavoriteTeam tryouts will be September 17th and 18th at 10pm and 11pm respectively

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Steve “Dangle” Glynn @Steve_Dangle

7 years ago

The year is 2020. Half the world is The Athletic. The other half is weirdly specific Barstool Instagram accounts. The world ends, we all die. The Blackhawks still get an outdoor game.

Jonas Siegel @jonassiegel

7 years ago

The year is 2020. Half the world is The Athletic. The other half is weirdly specific Barstool Instagram accounts. The world ends, we all die. The Blackhawks still get an outdoor game.

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Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs

7 years ago

My eyesight isn’t that great but I’m pretty sure Kyle’s shirt reads: “I’m running shit now bitches - fuck everybody”

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The Pale Space Rider @truegritrumble

7 years ago

DATE: I like your shirt. ME: Well you can’t have it.

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Stop fuckin’ crying bro @TheOakLeafs

7 years ago

Matthews on playing with Marleau: “He’s an old fucker but can still wheel and has some mitts so yeah, let’s give’r”

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Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone

7 years ago

Imagine being a regular-ass person and thinking you know more than a scientist about what the scientist studies.

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Avril @AvrilBenchimol

7 years ago

Just one word:scary. Red-hot planet: All-time heat records have been set all over the world during the past week #ActOnClimate #wedonthavetime wapo.st/2u3bibX?tid=ss…