Not Jake @MLiveCommentor

The Pistons most important offseason begins in two weeks, with the 21st pick in a STACKED 2026 NBA Draft. Bryce Hollins (@movedmypivot) gives an in-depth look at Six Names to Monitor.🧵

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Not Jake @MLiveCommentor

6 months ago

@jFudgy_ 7 IP 2 BB 6 Ks

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MLB @MLB

7 months ago

JJ WETHERHOLT WALKS IT OFF!

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Not Jake @MLiveCommentor

7 months ago

@chadburnzz @BenjCobble Already got my tickets

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Not Jake @MLiveCommentor

8 months ago

@EBoKnowss @StoolBaseball JJ wetherholt rather easily

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Not Jake @MLiveCommentor

8 months ago

Wow I’d hate to be miles bridges wife tonight

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You’ll never believe what just happened to me at Publix. A few Gen Z guys were debating how many Super Bowls Tim Tebow would have won if he hadn’t been blackballed by Roger Goodell, when the conversation pivoted to the halftime show. “I’m just going to jump on Fortnite at halftime. I can’t stand Bad Bunny,” one said. “Yeah his music is low key chopped,” the other replied. “But idk if that’s enough time for Fortnite…” These boys clearly needed leadership, so I couldn’t resist interjecting. “Boys, I’m boycotting the halftime show too, but I won’t be grabbing my Fortnite controller,” I said as I dapped them each up. “I’ll be tuning into the All American Halftime Show and jamming out to some patriotic tunes from Kid Rock. Why don’t you give that a try instead?” Several bystanders immediately chimed in and announced they would also be watching Kid Rock’s epic performance and boycotting the disgusting anti-ICE and pro-radical LGBTQIA+ Bad Bunny halftime show. The NFL is right to be worried. This is tracking to be the worst-rated Super Bowl Halftime Show EVER!

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Not Jake @MLiveCommentor

9 months ago

@Options_Thief I always figured Palantir captured you. Welcome back thief.

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The Options Thief @Options_Thief

9 months ago

The deep state captured me, scrambled my brain like diner eggs, and tried to turn me into a background NPC. Joke’s on them. I rebooted my firmware, regained cognitive function, and I’m back on X. Thief 2.0