Meggan Vanscoder @MVanscoder

I can balance exactly 15 pencils on my nose at one time so.... Fort wayne, in Joined May 2018

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WryBry @WryBry

6 years ago

People who feel bad about their mistakes and say no one can beat them up worse than they've beat themselves up should, at least, let me try.

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Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity

6 years ago

I'm at my most territorial when I'm eating in my car and someone parks next to me and just sits there. Now I gotta pretend not to be eating like a savage. Rude af.

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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

6 years ago

.@AOC asked this pharma exec why a life-saving HIV drug costs nearly $2,000 in the U.S. and $8 in Australia

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.@AOC isn't expressing an opinion, she is stating a fact: Border detention centers *are* concentration camps. Trying to reject the label is not going to make the atrocity go away: qz.com/1308141/are-us…

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HSIC @JustMrsScorpio

6 years ago

I sewed all your red flags into a giant quilt for your going away gift. I hope you love it. k. Bye.

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That one chick from the internet @PrisonCookies

6 years ago

Are we all just going to sit here and keep letting titties take the spotlight from tacos every Tuesday?

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kaskas @kassimedwid

6 years ago

me jumping back into a relationship w someone toxic bc im lonely:

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Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr

6 years ago

when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it’s ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR

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MELapalooza 🐈⚽️🎶🍾 @MELisCrazyInAZ

6 years ago

Sex is great but have you ever had affordable health insurance?

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Meggan Vanscoder @MVanscoder

6 years ago

Actual footage of me discovering that my favorite cartoonist @moby_dickhead is also the guy who brought the Dear Daniel story into this world. Thank you ❤️