Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

the horrors persist but so do I Wichita, KS Joined September 2012

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

5 years ago

@maclainemarie te-LEF-o-no

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Maclaine Noxon @maclainemarie

6 years ago

I love this absolutely entranced kid on hair dryer labels. Look at him. I couldn’t stop him even if I wanted to.

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No It’s Not @VeroniKaboom

6 years ago

What is today? The 4th? The 5th? The minor fall? The major lift? idek

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Maclaine Noxon @maclainemarie

6 years ago

I’m not gon’ do it, girl. I was just thinkin’ about it. 🎓😗✌🏼

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

6 years ago

I know everyone else has moved on but I still think about this every night before I fall asleep

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Ste-fawn @galleds814

6 years ago

How are you gonna say All Lives Matter when just two months ago you wanted to sacrifice your grandma for the economy?

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

So this must be why customers yell at me all day when I’m working and the scanner says we have 18 of what they want in stock and there are none to be found. Thanks I guess 🤷‍♀️

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tea ☕️ @realteaemoji

7 years ago

@NessaRS @mollyfitz If my cat doesn’t haunt me when she dies I will be so upset

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

@tay_plain @scinerd4ever @WalmartInc @cassonline I’ve been there for about a month since being furloughed from my other job and was told I wouldn’t get the $300 because you have to have worked for 60 days. Am I not still risking my health? Did I not sign on in spite of this pandemic? Just a little offended here. 😅

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

@maclainemarie he has better hair than me

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

I’m Gen Z with boomer parents who have pre-existing conditions. My dad just had OPEN HEART SURGERY last month & I gave him a sinus infection that nearly sent him back to the hospital. Trying to keep him in the house now has been like containing an atomic bomb in a sandwich bag.

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

@bree_kish Nooooo. This happened to me at the store!

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

I fell asleep and my trash gets picked up at 6am. If I get murdered pulling this cart to the curb in about 10 minutes, is it too late to be reincarnated as @katyperry’s baby?

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

Hospice 😬

sarah hugged ari @getwellsoou

7 years ago

do this on your keyboard and the word that you make will describe this year for u

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

@shugaze_ HAIR

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Maclaine Noxon @maclainemarie

7 years ago

Mentions of fruit in the new Harry Styles album: 34 Mentions of me in the new Harry Styles album: 0 As you can imagine, there is still tension between us all these years later.

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

Wikipedia making me feel even worse during finals week

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

@cold_flesh @coopxer Me too!! I was like “oooh sneaky spicy spray”

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Madison Deines @MadisonDeinesty

7 years ago

@jessskally @MaddiePoppe @Marriott MyPlace or something right? ...Is it creepy that I remember? 😂😬

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Maclaine Noxon @maclainemarie

7 years ago

It’s time for all fast-food restaurants to come together and decide, universally: Are we using the first drive-thru window or are we not? I was not meant to live in this constant state of panic.