Amanda Rose @Mandame

International flights require masks once you board the plane. But only AFTER you soak up all the airport germs like a sponge. We are doing this right, y’all.

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5 years ago

Decaf not coffee.

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5 years ago

Boy, all those “I’ve been listening since the KCMU days” peeps are pretty quiet now that KEXP is celebrating their 50th anniversary.

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5 years ago

Just remembered the full pot of coffee yesterday.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

If I don’t lay awake listening to the frogs singing about growing legs finally and packs of coyotes fucking who will?

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Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC

5 years ago

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”

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Regrettably, I clicked on what looked like a dog ball baked inside of a round challah only to discover that it’s a Jeff Koons piece and costs $9k. So all my ads are totally unaffordable dog toys baked into breads now.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

@washingtonpost @RepRickLarsen Purrrrfect

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

Idk How it is physically possible to bite the soft tender stuff under your tongue but my god.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

I love dogs. You know how I know? One of mine ate shit and then puked it on my bed yesterday and still let her snuggle me last night. #shitbarf #loveisblind

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

@npr Damn, @npr, way to kick a dead horse.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

@j_justice What in the actual fuck.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

Dogs are the most important of everything.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

I’ve mosied back to wearing bras in this late pandy time, it’s the stability I crave.

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

Why is golf?

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

Is it a neck zit or is my body rejecting the covid microchip?

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Amanda Rose @Mandame

5 years ago

Remembering your bags at the coop and bitchez wanna dance with you in the wildflowers. Forget your bags and bitchez forget your name and act like you are personally responsible for every single-use plastic product in existence.