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If I had a dollar for every banana my toddler wastes, I wouldn't count the number of bananas my toddler wastes.
@Vangsness That's why I love the word queer. It explains that I'm not straight without needing to tell you who I'm sleeping with.
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A solution you didn't know you needed. @MargaRandom
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Happy pride from @MargaRandom! 🏳️🌈 #SupportLocalComedy
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It's ok, Chris. Your apartment is probably bugged now. We also sent this invite to the DA 🤷♂️ Tomorrow, 7:30pm, Mesh Cowork!
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Throw on your best pair of pants and see Joe tomorrow on Caffeinated Comedy! (Please also wear a shirt and shoes)
Sometimes I like to imagine that the guys from Queer Eye are watching me go about my life from their loft. They would be disappointed af in me.
Nothing makes me feel Peak Lesbian™ more than walking confidently through puddles in my Doc Martins in the rain.
@pattonoswalt Thank you for taking over as the lead. Can you re-dub the first movie? My two year old loves it, but the previous lead's voice makes my skin crawl.
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If you're as addicted to #SelfHelpless podcast as I am you need to get to this show.
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My wife (two semesters away from graduating college) just stared at two pieces of paper for a solid ten minutes, looked at me, and said: "I forgot how to study."
Honestly, being a foster mom makes me feel like I need to get the "I need to speak to a manager haircut" but most of the time my wife and I are the ONLY ones advocating for these babies.
@strangevista Same! I have a lot of theater friends like that.
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Jonathan Van Ness @jvn
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