Mark Whitson @Mark_Whitson
Finance @HorizonNews / graduate of @NotreDame / good at @msexcel Chicago, IL Joined March 2012-
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Get ready for the IPO so you can become a #bearholder
Get ready for the IPO so you can become a #bearholder
How’re you gonna give Jesus a yellow card on Easter? #MCIARS
Ubers are great because how many other times do two dudes just vibe to Norah Jones?
Who needs a striker when you have Nicolas Jover? #ARSNEW
Wild to have a Long Island iced tea listed as a house cocktail on your menu
Tell me Im wrong
The NFL is scripted and the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl
in 2016 when the citizenship interviewer asked me what drew me to this country i didn’t hesitate
The #CFBPlayoff isn’t about winning, it’s about vibes
Some of the best team goals you’ll ever see #ARSWOL
hello darkness my old friend why are you here its 4pm
Why are all of these patently insane! Why are there 18 bottles of honey? Is this a family of Irish bears??
Why are all of these patently insane! Why are there 18 bottles of honey? Is this a family of Irish bears??
Arsenal fans are gonna keep singing the Kai Havertz waka waka song the whole second half
I go home for a break and somehow end up arranging straw in the yard
Any song someone plays in public without headphones is the longest song in the world
when I die, cremate me with basil leaves, fresh dollops of mozzarella, and a jar of Rao’s. you can sing Ave Margherita at my funeral
Somebody flew all the way to Qatar to watch a soccer match and got sat next to the trumpet guy.
Doesn’t help the perception that Americans know nothing about soccer to have the announcers refer to David Beckham as the owner of Inter Miami as if that’s his greatest accomplishment
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Really good question. Either way the moral of the story is Joey Chestnut is an elite athlete
a question i saw on tiktok is tearing my friend group apart and i wanna bring it here: if joey chestnut and usain bolt ran a 100 meter dash, but before they could start running they had to eat one full hot dog, who wins? (joey chestnut said he can eat a hot dog in two seconds)
Gender equity issues aside, it’s kinda funny to have a draft for a $75k/yr job “With the 7th pick in the 2024 Assistant Store Manager Draft, Kohls selects . . .”
OJ lied?
OJ Simpson assured fans he was in good health in final video before cancer death trib.al/HhWepxu
much like a wedding, I let the professionals take photos of my eclipse and I try not to get involved
🚨 Bronny James is declaring for the 2024 NBA Draft while entering the NCAA transfer portal to maintain flexibility, per @ShamsCharania.
You know those few precious hours you get to spend with friends where you don’t have to work? What if we made those work too?
I love this idea & am planning one: A night where all of your friends make a presentation on what they do at work and answer questions. I don't know much about what many of my friends do for a living.
WE ARE THE ARSENAL. WE ARE THE CONTI CUP CHAMPIONS! ❤️
promising I won’t get too involved in my son’s little league game but it’s the second inning and I just told the umpire to lawyer up
hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass [boards a commercial Boeing flight]
I was trying to think about what makes LinkedInPosting so funny, and I think it’s the urgency of it. Everyone has been waiting with bated breath to learn Jim from accounting’s keys to success, this will unlock it all
@Mark_Whitson goalies when Arsenal gets a set piece
Unironically how I play this game
I’m gonna run Power out of 23P unbalanced 40 times in a row. I’m having a 10 minute opening drive with 6 minute quarters. The final score will be 7-3. Neither one of us will have fun.
New C-suite guy at work was introducing himself to us and said he does a lot of cooking. But he has a French accent so I thought he said cocaine, and I thought that was some refreshing honesty really.
“No you go Tuesday, I’ll go Wednesday.” “I’m doing Wednesday and quit asking”
The first known use of 'grink' was in 2019.
I like how they didn’t do either the most deserving four teams or the best four teams, but rather a fun little hybrid of the two.
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