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Match Not Com @MatchNotCom

Online dating is a surreal carnival. Here's proof. Actual photos and other stuff from real online dating sites. Updated sorta dailyish. matchnotcom.posterous.com Joined September 2010
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12 years ago

The full MatchNotCom archive is finally transferred to Tumblr! PERUSE THE HORROR, PEOPLE. matchnotcom.tumblr.com/post/944102983…

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13 years ago

"No, I'm NOT in shape, if that's what you were wondering, my lady." matchnotcom.tumblr.com/post/757243823…

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13 years ago

@jmshoffstall Let me consult WebMD and get back to you...

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13 years ago

@Rueclergirl I am convinced these assholes are trying to kill us.

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13 years ago

Loath in the Time of Cholera tmblr.co/ZpEcKsjwCSif

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13 years ago

Easy going laid back no drama tmblr.co/ZpEcKs16S5RoE

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15 years ago

In which I fondly imagine a ukulele being abruptly inserted into this fuckwit's rectum post.ly/7fu1C

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15 years ago

Fosse! post.ly/7Px8s

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15 years ago

Do NOT use OKCupid to hawk your kid's shitty band to me. post.ly/7Pryo

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15 years ago

We need to talk about your name. post.ly/52a4n

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15 years ago

Thanks for nothin', Papa Bear. post.ly/52XoA

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15 years ago

OMG, You Guys, Robert Urich Is On OK Cupid! post.ly/52PSN

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15 years ago

Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently (VIDEO) is.gd/83CHSY (via @TheOnion)

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16 years ago

Manny-Pedi http://post.ly/24xX9

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16 years ago

Why are you yelling at me? http://post.ly/22Yk2

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16 years ago

Does Online Dating Up The Beauty Ante? (via @Jezebel) jezebel.com/5800416/does-o… (If it does, given the eye-raping shit I see, we're DOOMED.)

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16 years ago

Self-hatred, self-sabotage or just brutal honesty? http://post.ly/209Xj

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16 years ago

Rack of Lame http://post.ly/1nWmT

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16 years ago

Is that you, Sarah Palin? http://post.ly/1llwf

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16 years ago

The Match Not Com Facebook page now has a stomach-turning photo gallery! YOU'RE WELCOME. http://is.gd/Vlo4sa

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