matt @MattMooneyOF
mutability is our tragedy but it’s also our hope Middle of the Ocean Joined December 2014-
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This is what I look like every morning driving to work over the bridge seeing the sun rising knowing I will be trapped indoors for 8 hours
This is what I look like every morning driving to work over the bridge seeing the sun rising knowing I will be trapped indoors for 8 hours
When you know nothing about history
Ceaser after I attempt to correct him on Hegelian dialectics.
Ceaser after I attempt to correct him on Hegelian dialectics. https://t.co/epdAHruZw1
Birthday plans: finish work Grab 2 tall boys Make dinner Watch playoff hockey Could be worse.
Imagine trapping someone from the 1700s in this.
Imagine trapping someone from the 1700s in this.
Me as soon as I get off work today.
Me as soon as I get off work today.
We listening to Eat a Peach all day rip a legend.
We listening to Eat a Peach all day rip a legend.
It’s true, the dumbest people you know are saying this!
It’s true, the dumbest people you know are saying this!
Ya buddy I think science doesn’t like you much either!
Ya buddy I think science doesn’t like you much either!
“You need to….” And just disappear
“You need to….” And just disappear
This is just “I was born in the wrong generation” middle school thought dressed up in language to make you seem smart
This is just “I was born in the wrong generation” middle school thought dressed up in language to make you seem smart
Uncle of mine Tell where have you been You know I just smoked your cigs And I drank all your beers
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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
She is so real for this
had to put my old dog down yesterday. She was 16. goodbye lily
Why’s he dressed like that goat thing from Narnia
Kylie Jenner & Timothée Chalamet are not expecting their first child together despite online rumors, sources tell Us Weekly.
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
War never changes
🚨 NEW: The UK has the worst rate of child alcohol consumption in the world, with more than half of children having drunk by the age of 13 [@guardian]
sign of close mindedness imo whales are incredible. We share a planet with these graceful, near-telepathic demigod leviathans and you don’t think that’s the coolest shit ever?
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