Matt Lyles @MattRLyles
I did theatre and comedy in the before times. Described as likable by IndyWeek. Many would disagree. Indiana University '12. Raleigh, North Carolina Joined February 2011-
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HISTORY MADE. With 207 threes, Kon has broken the NBA record for 3PM in a rookie season! 🔥 Congrats to our guy! @Kon2Knueppel | @Lowes | 📹 @FDSN_Hornets
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Indiana, this one’s for you.
THAT'S MY INDIANA HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOSIERS!!!!!! 16-0 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!!!!!!
Introducing your 2025 @CFBPlayoff Champions.
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Lane Kiffin: “College football is so hard I’m gonna abandon my playoff team to go to a program with a better chance to win.” Curt Cignetti: “I’m gonna walk straight into the mouth of hell and then fuck up everybody.” Advantage: Google him.
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this is your sign to stop playing “safe music” around your friends when you got the aux, play that dumb shit you like white boy
@TJMoe28 He hired her specifically so he could fuck her, you dunce.
@factsaboutrats1 @BiscuitsDonutz @corey_builds_ @311West_ @TJMoe28 Your boss can't talk to you without HR present? Holy shit, that is an incredible self-report.
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CURT CIGNETTI AND INDIANA LIFT THE BIG TEN CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY 🏆 @IndianaFootball
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OUR STATE. OUR TITLE.
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Anti-working class article. Take a shit on the clock.
How to make yourself poop regularly in the morning before going to work trib.al/QKTvRWy
@KalleSorbo You might want to double check that statement. nhl.com/news/carolina-…
@CatchingClassic @KalleSorbo The NHL counts wins-losses-OT losses in their standings. So while it doesn't go in the loss column, it does go in the OT loss column. But he didn't clarify that so he's just wrong here.
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FLY GETS HIS FIRST!!! #Canes | @UNC_Health_Care
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He should have died in The Hague.
Dick Cheney, the influential GOP vice president to George W. Bush and chief architect of the "war on terror," has died. He was 84. cnn.it/4nAveLS
You're not fooling anyone if you're a Canes fan still wearing a Tony DeAngelo jersey.
@mehdirhasan Walsh's entire philosophy can basically be boiled down to "everything I believed in grade school is objectively correct with no qualifiers and you're evil for suggesting my understanding of the world should have had to change since then."
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"But he's not actually a king!" Okay. Do you know that you are stupid? Is it on purpose?
Definitely worth staying up to see Nikishin's first NHL goal!
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