Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

facebook.com/therealkellers Joined April 2011

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

4 years ago

@craftypo I thought that looked familiar 😂

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4 years ago

Omg I’m at an arena concert. I have social value, finallllllllllllly! #introverts

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CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh

4 years ago

Y’ALL. PLS WATCH TO THE END. 💀

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Pan-Arabist Memes for Oriental minded teens @PanArabistMemes

5 years ago

The British Museum will take anything but jokes.

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

The best of this season 😭 ♥️

Archie Panjabi @archiepanjabi

5 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CbLNN01riFU/…

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

@archiepanjabi being in Snowpiercer is the best of 2022 so far 😭 ♥️

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5 years ago

@AdamParkhomenko

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Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist @drjenwolkin

5 years ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Rest is NOT a Reward. (It’s a neurobiological imperative)

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

Bruises from Pastor grabbing my arm, from being prayed for, pretending anointing oil isn’t witchcraft, etc. But my favorite. The Holy Spirit (speaking thu someone) said, “You should literally want god to break open your rib cage & hold your beating heart with his bare hands”

Kevín @KevOnStage

5 years ago

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen WITH YOUR OWN EYES happen in church?

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Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight

5 years ago

Season 9 starts February 20th! And we heard things went pretty well while we were gone.

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

@NotJoniMitchell I was saying everything is annoying me bc I’m hungry so 👀

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5 years ago

How did they pass up Gaga for Joan Jett??

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5 years ago

@lilliancheck I think he’d be terrified of DemonGirl666 so you good 😉

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5 years ago

A guided yoga session where I am to “notice the sounds in the room” is not feasible when there are wasps infiltrating the apartment 😂

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

@mlaceyy_ Ooo good to hear bc the trailer looks good af!

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5 years ago

“Our product offers sustainability” *shows packaging exclusively in non-biodegradable plastics*

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

FYI “patching” a Yellow-Jacket hive with plaster is not a good way of dealing with them being in the apartment walls.

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5 years ago

@livvy_gaga The only pen I allow on my desk

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5 years ago

I’ve always had this sneaking suspicion that @JOJ_official were spiritual children of @AnnWilson & @NancyWilson. Aka I have a JoJ / Heart playlist I’m obsessed with

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Matthew James Keller @Mattatar

5 years ago

Just thinking about how that ties into Eugenics/White supremacy and how it intwines with the American Religious experience.

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5 years ago

I’ll never forget hearing “A sin is a sin whether your Hitler or gay” as a reason “god loves you” bc “he sees us all as equal”. I have seen other places where this rhetoric of god seeing us equally is used to sanctify injustice in my life.