Stephen @MattsAMthoughts
I’m exceptionally average; think of me as Joe Bowers from Idiocracy. Joined January 2020-
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In honor of Andre Braugher, here's one of my favorite scenes from Brooklyn 99
Sometimes I believe I am capable of extending compassion and kindness to all of humankind. And then I see something Tucker Carlson said. These things are sent to try us.
Bohemian rhapsody for postdocs: Is this a real job? Or more like a PhD? Caught in short contracts No chance of stability Open your eyes Look up to PIs and see I'm just a postdoc I get no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Stress is high Pay is low
@HappyHarryToons Warwick Davis as one of the wee Irish folk murdering people for taking his gold... Six separate times? Fun 👍cool 👍 kind of action-y👍
So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25
I almost lost my bloody mind reading this, because the soundtrack for these games is absolutely phenomenal. So, do yourself a favor and download this stuff before it’s gone:
ICYMI: You can still download free #MassEffect bonus content! Featuring art books, comic books, the Mass Effect soundtrack, and more. x.ea.com/68507
@Robbb_Thomas How would you describe the reaper horn if not BWOOOOOMP, hm? HM?!
@Melicious4193 No. Follow Monkiedaily. They post videos of monkeys eating random things which is not sad but cute.
@scando331 @Psychensley Gotta make money somehow. May as well embrace and utilize all those years of theater.
@RicepirateMick @JJBASoundDesign Plink? I’m feeling plink.
Actual video of someone going through graduate school (pre-COVID) played at 500x speed
@abclessthan3 Improving one’self is never easy. Good on you for taking the hard steps to become who you want to be. I’d recommend a company called hoptea, they’re an intermediate between alcohol and not.They’re basically carbonated tea that have hops in them. I also frequent flavored seltzer.
ICYMI: You can still download free #MassEffect bonus content! Featuring art books, comic books, the Mass Effect soundtrack, and more. x.ea.com/68507
Ava Addams @addams_ava61252
43 Followers 1K Following This is the Official Ava Addams Management Account, Lookout4Fake/Imposters…..📌📌📌
Steven King @st3v3n_king
61 Followers 178 Following Penn State Medical Student Class of 2023 Science Nerd Food enthusiast, cook & baker, and love a good hockey game
Alison Celigoi, MPH @abclessthan3
314 Followers 271 Following Chaotic good | Fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack | GET VACCINATED OR DIE TRYIN
Monica Rizk @MonicaRizk1010
380 Followers 468 Following PSUCOM ‘23. UNC ‘18. Aspiring Radiologist. She/her. Flute/piccolo player 🎶. BLM. Likes ≠ endorsements. Just love a good laugh 😆
Rob? @Robbb_Thomas
243 Followers 845 Following Mixed race emo dude. Used to draw webcomics (@rob_comics). Hide and Go Seek champ '98. Villain arc.
wild bumper stickers @wildbumper
172K Followers 5 Following
No Context Funhaus @nocontextFH
18K Followers 32 Following No context screenshots of Funhaus and friends, Account run by @SweetToothsTomb He/Him
1 second before disas... @1secB4disaster
271K Followers 1 Following Posting gifs and videos of People plan v/s disasters plan. (Parody Account)
MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay
81K Followers 6K Following Fred Rogers quotes, typically presented in quotations, are curated by @RickLeeJames. Welcome to the Neighborhood: a Mister Rogers Tribute Podcast.
Reddit Reposts @redditrepostss
257K Followers 5 Following
out of context Sleepy... @oocsleepycabin
1K Followers 135 Following Out of context sleepycabin | not associated with the real sleepycabin | taking submissions thru DM or just @ me
Zach | Last Place Com... @lastplacecomics
66K Followers 213 Following A comic where things rarely go well. Updates Fri or Sat, reposts wed. Links to other socials in the link below:
Tony Hawk @tonyhawk
3.9M Followers 9K Following Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
nathan fielder @nathanfielder
594K Followers 213 Following
Pervis @PervisTime
62K Followers 16 Following
Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama
56K Followers 41 Following Quotes from #Futurama tv show and comics. Not Affiliated with Fox, Hulu or Disney.
Futurama Clips 🛸 @FuturamaNoContx
23K Followers 143 Following “Our crew is replaceable, your package isn’t!” feel free to DM suggestions! I don’t own the clips shown for this is a fan account. main account: @haydopertato
Associate Deans @ass_deans
108K Followers 92 Following Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
Adult Swim Out Of Con... @AdultSwimNoCon
47K Followers 2K Following all kids out of the pool! not affiliated with adult swim. ran by @DanManShow. co-ran by @HammerM31333398.
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
501K Followers 16 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
The Witcher @thewitcher
1.5M Followers 106 Following Welcome to the official X account for The Witcher franchise and The Witcher 4, the upcoming open-world RPG developed by CD PROJEKT RED.
Atomic Mass Games @atomicmassgames
15K Followers 63 Following The Asmodee studio behind STAR WARS: Legion, Marvel: Crisis Protocol, STAR WARS: Shatterpoint, and Marvel: Crisis Protocol Alliances.
I think you should le... @ITYSL
145K Followers 35 Following
Images That Make You ... @ManMilk2
1.5M Followers 604 Following You’re gonna leave here in a whole lot of pain 😣 @roobet
Keegan-Michael Key @KeeganMKey
575K Followers 565 Following Taught 20 years in the inner city, so don’t mess with me. Check out The History of Sketch Comedy with Elle Key out now!
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 14 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Key & Peele @KeyAndPeele
225K Followers 447 Following The iconic sketch classic Key & Peele is now streaming on @paramountplus.
Community @CommunityTV
302K Followers 239 Following The OFFICIAL Twitter for Community (not ran by an intern). Streaming on @YouTube! Movie also coming soonish on @Peacock.
WII SHOP WEDNESDAY @WiiWednesday
38K Followers 5 Following Because everybody loves Nirvanna The Band, and everybody loves to watch them shop on the Wii Shopping Channel every Wednesday!
Vsauce @tweetsauce
1.2M Followers 1K Following My name is Michael Stevens. https://t.co/scDOMiNr56 | https://t.co/bcwS0yo8Uh
dogmo @dogmodog
14K Followers 98 Following
Ken Jeong @kenjeong
910K Followers 4K Following Season 2 of 99 to Beat Wednesdays at 9 pm ET/PT on FOX!!!
Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor
438K Followers 5K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
mr. fresh @wakeupmrfresh
24K Followers 304 Following
Sean Astin @SeanAstin
410K Followers 2K Following President of SAG-AFTRA. Answers to Mikey, Rudy, Sam, & Bob… also hey you, dad, and we’ll be right with you sir
Cary Elwes @Cary_Elwes
220K Followers 3K Following “No one is free until we are all free.” ~ Fannie Lou Hamer Igram: caryelwes
out of context commun... @darkestimeline
242K Followers 16 Following Welcome to Greendale, you’re already accepted. || @communityreacs
JonTron @JonTronShow
2.9M Followers 104 Following “I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more uploads.” - the general public / https://t.co/Bh0iO5vpVT / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
eldercactus @eldercactus
36K Followers 309 Following web comic | https://t.co/26Tje8z2fp buy prints here | https://t.co/fmuhtPQAHt
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
263K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
Sage Clips 📍 @xosvge
100K Followers 2K Following Daily Clips & News || Road to 150k || Turn on Post Notifications 📌
Papa Meat @meatcanyon
424K Followers 788 Following
Sarah Andersen @SarahCAndersen
850K Followers 2K Following Author of Sarah's Scribbles, FANGS, and Cryptid Club she/her No NFTs 🚫 no A.I. Publishing inquiries: [email protected]
@mrlovenstein.bsky.so... @MrLovenstein
174K Followers 235 Following My Fun Book + Box SET Kickstarter is LIVE! Go to🎉 https://t.co/UlQbMMqi20 🎉 and join the party!You might like
