Max Garcia Davison @MaxGDavison
Writer (Simpsons Comics, the Top Gun and Entourage pieces in McSweeneys). Occasional Jeopardy contestant. Still wondering what happened to the Oneders. mcsweeneys.net/articles/compa… Los Angeles Joined February 2011-
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Bro. PTA. IMAX screen. 70mm. VistaVision. This is gonna be apex mountain for any major studio release of the past 15 years. Only seats I could land were for 10:45pm on Tuesday night. You ready to experience a true cinematic achievement, Bro-seph Mankiewicz?
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[many hours later] Okay! Just upvoted every post that agreed with my opinion of the Alien Earth finale. Time for a nap.
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New theory: The Padres let Tanner Scott walk in free agency so they could install him as a Manchurian candidate sleeper agent in the Dodgers bullpen.
Bro, when I told you that Ridley Scott’s Kingdom of Heaven was a masterpiece, I was talking about the 194 minute director’s cut! Don’t worry, my man. I can loan it to you on Blu-ray or DVD. I’m a custodian of physical media, brah.
But can a robo-ump do this??
But can a robo-ump do this?? https://t.co/3WMwU1sSo5
I’m buying all my newborn gear from Adam Cole.
I recommended Barbarian to an impatient friend…
That cowardly Cena brought those children as decoys, hoping that Lesnar would get confused and devour them instead. #Wrestlepalooza
Thank god The Rock didn’t convince Kershaw to turn heel during his farewell tour.
The story of American politics is that every four years, the people who thought they were the Rebel Alliance become the Empire.
I know the actors’ names, but I exclusively refer to them by their Friday Night Lights characters. “Tim Riggins is on a new Amazon show.” “Coach Taylor is going to be a Green Lantern.” “Landry has a part in the next Yorgos movie.”
More people texted me when Kershaw announced his retirement than when my mom died.
Is there a way to gift Cena with more dates, like the Time Lords did with the 11th Doctor’s regenerations?
Is there a way to gift Cena with more dates, like the Time Lords did with the 11th Doctor’s regenerations?
The finest president to ever deal with the aftermath of an inter dimensional squid attack.
Screw it. He took over Taskmaster so let’s give him another classic British show to terrorize. Jason Mantzoukas as the next Doctor Who.
[Clean shaven man arrives to party] Sorry I’m late. I found one grey beard hair and struggled to only pluck that one.
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