Patrick Curran @_PatrickCurran
DC/VT. 2x Hoya. 2x Jeopardy! champ. Consultant and occasional writer; opinions all my own. Basketball, football, politics, beer, dumb jokes. Washington, D.C. Joined May 2012-
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Patrick Curran retweeted
The Cowboys are wasting some of the best QB play in the NFL right now. Dak didn’t have his All-Pro WR or Tyler Booker & he put up 319yds & 3 TDs against the 2nd best scoring defense in the NFL
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Cowboys pass rush got a sack. This is gonna be the peak of the night, turning it off now
Patrick Curran retweeted
So wild!
If anyone’s wondering how many stairs are on the Dupont South escalator when you have to walk up the non-moving one because people are straddling the both lanes of the moving one: 130
Cowboys D might be bad bad. Wish there were a real playmaker we could have employed this season
D is the right answer if we’re focusing on national origin, not literal current availability. If the latter I think you go G.
D is the right answer if we’re focusing on national origin, not literal current availability. If the latter I think you go G.
Patrick Curran retweeted
This is the actual cancel culture everyone claims to hate so much. deadline.com/2025/09/nexsta…
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My fantasy team is having a players only meeting this morning at Starbucks
You know when there's a boulder somewhere seemingly completely random, the answer is usually that a glacier dropped it there? Toddlers are kind of like glaciers but for household objects
Patrick Curran retweeted
Making things impossible for Jimmy Johnson because he wanted to take the credit was the dumbest thing Jerry Jones has done as the Cowboys' owner. Until now.
Patrick Curran retweeted
The internet was a better place when this sort of footage was confined to 4chan rather than fed algorithmically to people as part of the rage-dopamine cycle Twitter has capitalized on.
The internet was a better place when this sort of footage was confined to 4chan rather than fed algorithmically to people as part of the rage-dopamine cycle Twitter has capitalized on.
Prescott throws into the craziest windows sometimes but it’s never those throws that get picked
Mike Turner won me a league
Patrick Curran retweeted
A bunch of social science research, including our own survey, suggests that liberals are *WAY* more likely to cut off conservatives than the other way around — and that young voters (and young liberals, in particular) are especially likely to cut off friends and family in a way…
A bunch of social science research, including our own survey, suggests that liberals are *WAY* more likely to cut off conservatives than the other way around — and that young voters (and young liberals, in particular) are especially likely to cut off friends and family in a way…
British version of the Boston cop just dropped
Patrick Curran retweeted
To recap: * They took $1b out of DC's budget * They promised to restore it * They never did *They gutted the National Park Service * They called in the National Guard from a number of states to combat crime * The guard is doing custodial work that DC and NPS usually do
To recap: * They took $1b out of DC's budget * They promised to restore it * They never did *They gutted the National Park Service * They called in the National Guard from a number of states to combat crime * The guard is doing custodial work that DC and NPS usually do
The last 🦏 strikes again
Hell yes
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