Michele Silveira @Meeshelly10
Looking at the water asking, Who am I? Saw my reflection, Yes! I'm super fly! she/her Joined April 2009-
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Love when @Walmart app gets hacked. Someone uses my card to make a $300 purchase. Call them before it ships and they drop the ball and don’t stop shipment. Or issue refund until the THIRD phone call. So now I have no access to my bank and what does Walmart do? Nothing.
That feeling when you’re about to uproot your entire life in 4 days and you’re not even a little bit ready
When a #Virgo really likes something we become borderline obsessed.
30 in less than a month. Make it stoppp
I’ve watched too much criminal minds in too short a time period and it just has me suspicious of every white man in his 40’s
The easier it becomes to produce information, the harder that information becomes to consume — and the harder we have to work to separate the spurious from the significant. edwardsnowden.substack.com/p/conspiracy-p…
No matter how well-intentioned, @Apple is rolling out mass surveillance to the entire world with this. Make no mistake: if they can scan for kiddie porn today, they can scan for anything tomorrow. They turned a trillion dollars of devices into iNarcs—*without asking.*
🚨🚨 Apple says to "protect children," they're updating every iPhone to continuously compare your photos and cloud storage against a secret blacklist. If it finds a hit, they call the cops. iOS will also tell your parents if you view a nude in iMessage. eff.org/deeplinks/2021…
Hey @JetBlue thanks for canceling my flight and then trying to charge me $1,000 to rebook or offering me “travel credit” #dontflyjetblue
There's so much I admire about the French: their sophistication, their cinema, their willingness to prosecute former presidents.
8am and still in bed. Refusing to parent today 🤷 #goodluckgremlins
I hope my students don’t ever find my tik toks
Things I don’t understand that I probably should- 3D printers
Anyone else feel like maybe their adult card should be taken away? No? Just me?
@meg_scan I know what you’re talking about but I have no answers for you. Please lmk if you figure this out because I too am curious
If you go to the gym and you’re listening to music from your phone with NO headphones... I’m sorry but you are the problem. #foodforthought
There is absolutely NO reason for public restrooms to be dead silent. The music should be bumping. I don’t wanna hear the lady next to me unleashing hell from her asshole.
Sports Slut @armchairkelsie
5 Followers 71 Following Used to work for a sports media company now I sell screenshots of me rejecting Chads in my DMs to incels.
Baylee Donovan @DonovanBaylee
118 Followers 564 Following
WG @Wheel_Grease
303 Followers 852 Following
snפ ˙ɯɐ I @yeahprobablygus
20 Followers 174 Following Model, activist, first ever winner of the Noam Chomsky Award for General Excellence
diamond @diamond43739629
4 Followers 103 Following trying to make it on Youtube and i really need more people to watch even if its not good so please everyone go watch
Meghan @meg_scan
73 Followers 339 Following
fat chocobo enjoyer @stinkykevinbad
428 Followers 767 Following dad bod sad squad // bi/pan // cardboard guy same @ on bluesky
Drew Connors @connors_drew
9 Followers 54 Following
CannabisFlex @jesselovespot
188 Followers 998 Following Singer of Cannabis Crypt || Guitarist in Distressor || Horror nerd || PS5 weediztight420 ||
Delsublog.com @Delsu_Official
13K Followers 7K Following Delsu Blog, A Place for sharing Ideas, Information, News, Gossip, #Delsublogpromo and lotz more.
Raphael @raphael_oliver3
20 Followers 142 Following
Maiah Elise Kleykamp @maiah_elise
117 Followers 2K Following
Adam Nassaf @adamarbynassaf
416 Followers 758 Following
a feeling of dread in... @joelegeree
101 Followers 521 Following a spook, specter, phantom, or ghost. photography. cinematography. writing things for sleepless nights.
Cidnee⋆Mōr℠ @sydisa_x
56 Followers 280 Following “How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice. “You must be,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
Julia dalton @Juliadalt
21 Followers 115 Following
Nick Broughton @nbroughton70
145 Followers 172 Following
A Boy and His Cart @aboyandhiscart
56 Followers 268 Following Some kids carry around a teddy bear, others a blanket. My son Bruce has a shopping cart. This is their story.
sportsfan93 @NAdams18
186 Followers 1K Following I believe in luck and fate and I believe in karma, that the energy you put out in the world comes back to meet you. #Patriots
Stoneham Strong (JC) @StonehamStrongJ
219 Followers 746 Following The official Twitter page for supporting Jarrod Clowery and the Stoneham Six marathon bombing victims
jacie clowery @jacie27c
37 Followers 55 Following
HiDerMelly @ElanieEmpster
70 Followers 192 Following
Peyton Manning @peywest
758 Followers 824 Following
Meesh @ImJust_Meeshin
218 Followers 301 Following As lost as Alice, As mad as the Hatter. IG ➡ ️ @_instameesh
hhj @_James_Thomas_
44 Followers 84 Following
Kerry Souza @kerrysouza1987
26 Followers 112 Following Im a bitch and im stright up about everything! Dont mess with me ill punch you in the face ;)
DayoD'Alelio @Dayo_DAlelio
131 Followers 148 Following Founder, of OneDay, Y'Ade No. {2011 - Future}
jaime v @hymetime10
198 Followers 162 Following formula one driver sponsored by good year buring you in life and on the track avid vodka drinker #bmw bacon money whores
Legend_Seeker @legend_seeker
437 Followers 2K Following I Love politics and it saddens me to see how people are dividing in our country. We need to come together and always help those that are less fortunate.
cash_flow capo @TsUnaMii_Cm9c
61 Followers 1K Following
'Tiago . @TihRinaldi
8 Followers 11 Following
CatrickSwayze @SIDwyer
9 Followers 150 Following
Sydney @Sydney96742418
7 Followers 5 Following
Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones
7.6M Followers 32K Following Win or die. All episodes of #HOTD Season 3 now streaming on @hbomax.
The Tiny Chef Show @thetinychefshow
24K Followers 198 Following Daily Dose of Tiny Chef | Facts about Chef, the Tiny Team, and “overheard” words of wisdom by Tiny Chef
Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz
388K Followers 273 Following Driver of the #33 @teamreaume @fordracing F-150 in the 2025 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series! (and Malcolm again)
Answer The Internet @ATIBarstool
16K Followers 23 Following Celebrities answering the hardest questions and hypotheticals the internet has ever come up with
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
21.0M Followers 699 Following Always fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. 107 Days available now.
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.8M Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.
Nat Geo Photography @NatGeoPhotos
4.6M Followers 123 Following All things photography from National Geographic.
Breaking News @BreakingNews
8.5M Followers 533 Following
your away message @YourAwayMessage
161K Followers 0 Following likes: puppies, summer, my girls, cupcakes! dislikes: thunder, paper cuts, war.
Dave @lildickytweets
594K Followers 911 Following Rapper, actor, writer, director, comedian, model, 1/3 of @FKSpodcast
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
8.3M Followers 0 Following Standup comedian. Writer/director. Master of None. Good Fortune. Parks and Rec. On the Hypothetical Tour now. Sign up for dates below.
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.1M Followers 13 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.6M Followers 3K Following Male Model. “Live from Old Forester: The Bourbon Set” https://t.co/wvEONXI5na https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
New York Post @nypost
4.2M Followers 10K Following Breaking news, features and more from the NY Post. Follow ➡️ @pagesix, @nypmetro, @nypostbiz, @nypostsports, @nypfashion, @nypostopinion, @vrtpod, @_nynext
Andy Cohen @Andy
3.6M Followers 398 Following Dad,Host,Prdcr,5x NYT bstslg Author 📺: #WWHL #RHOC #RHOA #RHONY #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHOP #RHOSLC #RHOM #RHUGT #CNNNYE 📻 :@RadioAndytweets @andyskikilounge
Mary Lynn Rajskub @MaryLynnRajskub
139K Followers 3K Following actor comedian writer - my new standup special, Road Gig, is out now! Link in bio🎤❤️🔥😂 show tickets at https://t.co/vY0EwkCHTI !
Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson
8.1M Followers 816 Following
Sons of Anarchy @SonsofAnarchy
550K Followers 291 Following The official Twitter account for FX's Sons of Anarchy. Stream on Hulu.
The Onion @TheOnion
10.6M Followers 14 Following America's Finest News Source. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8. Signup for The Onion newsletter https://t.co/koxBGNkhqO
Dan Rather @DanRather
2.3M Followers 1K Following Journalist, storyteller, lifelong reader. Texan by birth and by choice. Author of STEADY: https://t.co/8kW1QUbZQJ
Meg Wolitzer @MegWolitzer
20K Followers 1K Following Novelist, and the new permanent host of the literary radio show and podcast Selected Shorts. If you put your pinky over the middle of Wolf Blitzer, you get me.
Ed Markey @EdMarkey
197K Followers 3K Following U.S. Senator fighting for the families and future of Massachusetts. Malden native, Red Sox fan, #netneutrality defender, co-author of the #GreenNewDeal (he/him)
WBUR @WBUR
84K Followers 2K Following We're Boston's NPR news organization. Find us at https://t.co/Zto3LojgQS, 90.9FM and anywhere else you get your news.
LeBron James @KingJames
55.4M Followers 182 Following EST. AKRON - ST.V/M Class of '03 https://t.co/TrZZrgA5Yt #IPROMISE
The White House 45 Ar... @WhiteHouse45
22.6M Followers 12 Following This is an archive of a Trump Administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner
39.8M Followers 894 Following
Apartment Therapy @AptTherapy
290K Followers 352 Following Helping everyone to live happy, healthy lives at home.
CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk
60.0M Followers 121 Following Breaking news from CNN Digital. Check @cnn for all things CNN, breaking and more.
Present & Correct @presentcorrect
101K Followers 650 Following New & vintage stationery from around the world, since 2009. 12 Bury Place, London WC1A 2JX. 11-6 Monday to Saturday https://t.co/ndp1i4DMD2
Chris GG33 @ChrisGG33
143K Followers 3K Following Gary The Numbers Guy’s Original Protégé | Seen with Elon Musk | Readings from $89You might like
