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Gaza: Now with 90% fewer terrorists!
Gaza: Now with 90% fewer terrorists!
Apparently, Emma Watson operates a motor vehicle about as well as Greta Thunberg delivers aide to Gaza.
Apparently, Emma Watson operates a motor vehicle about as well as Greta Thunberg delivers aide to Gaza.
"It's us again, but we accuse the other side of doing it."
"It's us again, but we accuse the other side of doing it." https://t.co/Ur3wVUpwWV
Some women get a lot of grief for how they've aged, but let's not forget us men, fellas.
Which I think is a great learning lesson for every illegal alien currently residing in our country and thinking they don't need to worry about becoming a legal citizen.
Which I think is a great learning lesson for every illegal alien currently residing in our country and thinking they don't need to worry about becoming a legal citizen.
So, the entire #Rapture2025 trend was based on a single proclamation by a moronic self-styled "prophet" in South Africa. Which just proves the world wide web needs better filtering. x.com/i/trending/197…
Let's discuss who the actual "insufferable assholes" are, little Miss Face Diaper Obnoxious Atheist.
Let's discuss who the actual "insufferable assholes" are, little Miss Face Diaper Obnoxious Atheist. https://t.co/ZdnGnmnul3
Does anyone recall any attempts on Obama's life since 2008? Or any prominent Democrat or Democrat voice? I'm just asking since the right wing is supposed to be the more violent one.
Does anyone recall any attempts on Obama's life since 2008? Or any prominent Democrat or Democrat voice? I'm just asking since the right wing is supposed to be the more violent one.
"And by the way, I'm just trying to lower the temperature and bring back common sense and reasonable debate."
"And by the way, I'm just trying to lower the temperature and bring back common sense and reasonable debate." https://t.co/v4YcUuNMIw
I fervently hope and pray that the UN decides the easiest course of action is to permanently isolate the entire Affleck/Garner family for their own protection.
I fervently hope and pray that the UN decides the easiest course of action is to permanently isolate the entire Affleck/Garner family for their own protection.
Democrats are saving the world. Bring back Jimmy Kimmel! I love abortions. Free Palestine!
Not sure why anyone would go to this much trouble to target ICE detainees, unless the individuals were specific targets. You could throw a Frisbee in Texas with a fair chance of hitting someone who should be in ICE custody.
Not sure why anyone would go to this much trouble to target ICE detainees, unless the individuals were specific targets. You could throw a Frisbee in Texas with a fair chance of hitting someone who should be in ICE custody.
The 899th Transportation Company goes to the annual MG qualification range.
The 899th Transportation Company goes to the annual MG qualification range.
I'm not sure I understand how losing the election to the guy that 81 million people supposedly hated just four years earlier can be called "no one could have done a better job."
I'm not sure I understand how losing the election to the guy that 81 million people supposedly hated just four years earlier can be called "no one could have done a better job."
"I never said that. What I said was, I didn't want a VP who was better at blowjobs than I am."
"I never said that. What I said was, I didn't want a VP who was better at blowjobs than I am."
In case pinning it wasn't enough, Keith also posts the same announcement for his dumb podcast another five or six times. (And gets about 1 like for every 1,000 views.)
In case pinning it wasn't enough, Keith also posts the same announcement for his dumb podcast another five or six times. (And gets about 1 like for every 1,000 views.) https://t.co/RdfvI3vBFw
Several middle-aged lesbians were devastated by the news.
Several middle-aged lesbians were devastated by the news. https://t.co/nQ2qaQU6CC
This is why I stopped buying new vehicles a long time ago. Destination charge went from $450 to $2,000. Add a few $1,800 dealer-installed option packages. Don't forget the $500 floor mats. And some bonus profit for the sales team.
This is why I stopped buying new vehicles a long time ago. Destination charge went from $450 to $2,000. Add a few $1,800 dealer-installed option packages. Don't forget the $500 floor mats. And some bonus profit for the sales team.
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