Mal @MetalMal

#NCFC and Somerset Fan. Yorkshireman in Scotland. Engineering Manager. Aberdeen Joined April 2009

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Mal @MetalMal

a week ago

Made a TikTok account to follow a band. Got banned within 24 hours despite posting nothing, following the 1 account and that is all. Don’t think I’ll bother with that bollox.

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Mal @MetalMal

2 weeks ago

Sometimes I watch The Chase and wonder what some of the contestants do all day instead of learning about stuff.

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2 weeks ago

My wife is giving me the silent treatment because I told her I would use whichever baking tray I wanted to cook my lunch. Not the one she told me to use. 🤣

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2 weeks ago

The ECB, this morning

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4 weeks ago

My Facebook home page is wall-to-wall Republican Party content and MAGA influencer stuff. What the fuck is going on?

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4 weeks ago

Got through to buy tickets for Oasis in Glasgow and then saw the prices. Absolutely fucking not. 🖕🏻

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4 weeks ago

Epic Bant(on)s #EngVSriLanka

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I’m not usually one to brag but I just parallel parked my wife’s car in a tiny space, in one go. A bloke coming the other way was so impressed he actually pulled up alongside and gave me a thumbs up, then drove off 😎😂

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Mal @MetalMal

a month ago

Leaving Las Vegas. Have had an amazing time. However, I would kindly ask all Americans to learn to chew with their mouth closed ffs.

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a month ago

@metomgreen This final ep is really posing me off. Mad decision making and the working/not working mobile phone signals were convenient to the plot.

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a month ago

Everything Longacre does is completely illogical. #vigil

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a month ago

Another #vigil gripe. Why go and sit in full view of a road on a mobile phone to your wife, who is on the run, and not go somewhere private?

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a month ago

One thing annoying me about Vigil. Half the time folks are on their phone in the middle of nowhere. Next minute they can’t make a phone call when it’s important. Or they deliberately don’t use their phone and decide to drive to impart urgent info, instead.

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Mal @MetalMal

a month ago

Trying to book activities with my wife. Every time she asks me my opinion on when we do something she immediately decides I’m wrong and we do what she wants. Told her to just book what she wants anyway and now she’s in a huff cos I’m not helping her 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Mal @MetalMal

2 months ago

I would have completely forgotten that I’m going on holiday in 9 days if my wife hadn’t started packing, yesterday 😏

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2 months ago

Facebook asking if I’d like to add the woman who crashed in to my car, while I was stationary, tried to blame me (said the damage looked like it was already there) and then had to be taken to court because she refused to pay up when found liable, as a friend 🤔

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Mal @MetalMal

2 months ago

Got my 8 year-old boy in to some classic Simpsons episodes and now he thinks that Ralph wiggum is the greatest tv character of all time 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Mal @MetalMal

3 months ago

Me to the wife after some barely adequate coitus.

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3 months ago

@BadWilf @amazon Agreed. I’m watching it right now and really enjoying it.

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Mal @MetalMal

3 months ago

Trying to get stuff done around the house but every 60 seconds the boy is calling me to “come and see this…” at whatever unfunny shite he’s got on the tv. Trying hard not to lose my grip on reality. #dadlife