Mia Guild @MiaGuild
Joined June 2011-
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"Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting ""Pieces of four""? Short John Silver!"
Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
Knock KnockWho's there !Ben Hur!Ben Hur who ?Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.
"Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Don't talk rubbish!"
"Men are like vacuum cleaners.They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around."
What stories are told by basketball players ?Tall stories !
"Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write 'pp, espressivo'."
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?A smell that keeps coming back!
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.
What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.
What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?An ant's mouth !
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