your sad aunt Carol @MichaelCFurr
Stand-up comic, director, he/homo. Watch my specials 'Straight Acting' and 'I Didn't Die' on Amazon prime video or listen on Spotify, iTunes, etc allmylinks.com/michaelfurr Baltimore, MD Joined June 2011-
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For real, can we recap: Sitting members of Congress initiated IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS against a U.S. President based on information passed to them by an agent of Russian intelligence. Same members refuse to pass aid to Ukraine. Same members defend Trump. ….
Stretchy daddy
Joe Rogan was a terrible standup, who made grunting noises to get laughs. Jimmy Dore wasn’t even funny in conversation. Russell Brand was an uptempo fast talking hack turned fast talking grifter. Adam Carolla was always a bullying racist trying to pass as edgy. I could go on.
I love how the right keeps saying, "Go woke, go broke" about great American failures like Target, Disney and Bud Light. They've been gaslit so many times, they forget that it doesn't work on people who care enough to read the whole article
The greatest thing Alexis Michelle has done is hand @MissLaLaRi the fame games win #AllStars8
I always love telling jokes in Baltimore. Thank you Michael Furr for having me on your show #BaltimoreComedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #comedy
Michael Furr (@MichaelCFurr) is a great comedian in Baltimore. He's recorded two specials, runs the Lou Costello Room and teaches improv. Check out his story on this week's episode of On the Mic with Mike Peters. pca.st/episode/ba74fc…
POV: You are a white straight woman meeting a dragqueen for the very first time 😂. This might be the best thing I’ve ever filmed 🌈!
Twitter is a right wing cess pool. With porn.
BALTIMORE!! Come out & laugh your lungs out! Guaranteed six pack abs! TONIGHT!! Hosted by the great @MichaelCFurr #comedy #Baltimore #Baltimorecomedy
BALTIMORE!! Come out & laugh your lungs out! Guaranteed six pack abs! TONIGHT!! Hosted by the great @MichaelCFurr #comedy #Baltimore #Baltimorecomedy
The funny part will be hearing tRump try to say "indictment-indictment-indictment"
She's arresting trump
So real talk: do republicans think that every election reps have lost throughout history was also rigged?
I've never been single and a comedian at the same time Waiting for the inevitable, "after listening to you talk about your childhood trauma for 1 hour on Spotify, I have decided I no longer need to meet you in person. Best of luck" text
I hope somebody snatched [email protected] right away
Candace Owens give me the heeby-jeebies (Also that word does not look ok spelled out)
Only because #TrumpTraitorCards that this is the 2nd weirdest advertisement I've seen this week.
Only because #TrumpTraitorCards that this is the 2nd weirdest advertisement I've seen this week.
@MichaelCFurr popping up on day 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazing
@MichaelCFurr popping up on day 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazing
Me to me: "will I miss Twitter if it's going away?" *logs in to see post and comments defending Chris Brown's abuse* Me to me: "nope."
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@Keitsune_ They need to take away every gun she owns
The only woman who spoke about AIDS when no one else dared to. The only woman who put her career at risk for supporting LGBT rights. The only woman who confronted the government about Don’t Ask Don’t Tell. The only woman who has a foundation to empower LGBT youth.
who’s the true queen of the gays?
They got paid to do All Stars and given a budget for wardrobe. I’m not bitter
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if you recognize this piece of clothing, I love you
if you recognize this piece of clothing, I love you
terrible name! they should get a mascot that really strikes fear in the hearts of the timid, like maybe the Baltimore Bike Lanes
A professional basketball team is coming to Baltimore. The Baltimore Venom will join The Basketball League and plans to start playing in 2025. baltimorefishbowl.com/stories/baltim…
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Kevin McCarthy just now: “I’ll give you the truth about why I’m not Speaker. It’s because one person wanted me to stop an ethics complaint because he slept with a 17-year-old.”
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