Dr. Miguel @MikeDS80
Simple tips for a healthy mind and body. Joined April 2009-
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If you can't beat em, join em! Parents across the country have stopped sharing nicely and started finger painting on the walls. #discipline
Take it from an accomplished physician: some of my greatest achievements were completely invented.
My colleagues tell me I have difficulty understanding simple concepts... what ever that means.
After all these years struggling with reading I still have yet to figure out what it actually is.
Petty theft can be a great way to stretch out your penny thrift.
Face tattoos are a surefire way to swing the jury in your favor.
I tried to live every day as if it was my last but then they kicked me out of the hospital because someone "needed" the bed.
Don't second guess yourself. Your wants always come before the needs of others.
When in an argument, talk loudly over your opponent so they have an easier time hearing how right you are.
Is your home life getting stale? Consider bringing a pet into the fold. However, check your local bestiality laws before proceeding.
If you wake up during surgery be polite and pretend to be asleep until the surgeon is finished.
Not teaching your children how to read or use a toilet are both excellent ways to prolong those adorable baby years.
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I'm keeping skinny on the chalk diet. How are you guys avoiding nutrients? #skinny #DrPhil #DrOz #MarchMadness
Those obnoxious funerals got you down? Next time try wearing funny underpants #bootylaughs
Rectally ingesting alcohol is an excellent way to cut loose while embracing frugality.
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