Kelly Mirado @Mirado613
I'm not sure how it's going to turn out, except I'll die in the end. So, really, what could go wrong? Balls to the wall at KME and the UCB (: New York, New York Joined September 2010-
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If I hold my breath and wear a clear plastic trash bag, will you hug me for my birthday? #socialdistancing #covidbirthday #thethingsthatneverhappened #exceptionallyaverage #lifeiswhatyoumakeit #dreambig
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Three categories: friends, potential friends, and friends who've run out of potential. 03.25.2019 #textstomyself #thethingsthatneverhappened #exceptionallyaverage
Constantly weighing the anxiety of something happening vs the anxiety of nothing happening (because balance is so important, guys!) 03.04.2019 #textstomyself #exceptionallyaverage #thethingsthatneverhappened #anxietygotmelike #balance
I would absolutely benefit from attending Co-Dependents Anonymous meetings, but I don't wanna go by myself... #textstomyself #iseewhatyoudidthere #exceptionallyaverage #thethingsthatneverhappened
When you're trying to be eloquent, but you get distracted and fumble your words because you can't remember the word "eloquent" #textstomyself #thethingsthatneverhappened #lifeiswhatyoumakeit #exceptionallyaverage
I have a good poker body #pokerface #theatercamp #thethingsthatneverhappened #textstomyself #exceptionallyaverage
Give me your glasses and tell me I'm cute. #textstomyself #thethingsthatneverhappened #lifeiswhatyoumakeit #exceptionallyavarage
You ever work on a farm before? Or are you just...ornamental?
I'm so healthy, I just found a piece of quinoa in my bellybutton #cleanliving #adventuresinadulting
I am incapable of casually eating grapefruit. #allin #thethingsthatneverhappened
Sometimes I feel like a dog in an elevator. How did I get here?
It's a bad idea to whistle when you're packing a bowl. #thethingsthatneverhappened
Real #adults do their laundry BEFORE they find themselves buying new underwear at Rite Aid. #grownup #thethingsthatneverhappened
Sometimes I get stuck on the top of the fences I climb over. #unionsquare #nyc #thethingsthatneverhappened
I choose bottles of wine based on how pretty the labels are. #grownup #adulting #thethingsthatneverhappened
There is so much food in this city, but none of it is in my mouth. #stonerproblems #nyc #thethingsthatneverhappened
My photo organizer has two tabs: #blackmail and other. #thethingsthatneverhappened
Please consider donating to Boy Come Home: A New Play by my dear friend, Georgia Zildjian! gofund.me/boycomehome via @gofundme
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