Falsies & Flippers @MissingToothYes
Time to smile Joined June 2009-
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@TwinkTheory Old Miami, sort of a phenomenal mini-series unto itself
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Disgusting beyond belief :) stop using AI no one needs it and there's no positive outcome to supporting sam altman's grift
We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights
If they cancel Southern Hospitality I am going to picket outside the network
@Andy Billie from Maine: Ciara, why was your father selling your grandfather’s home and what does he think of you now owning it?
@Andy Billie from Maine: Amanda, knowing that you struggle with mental health, how did you rationalize the inevitable consequences of dating West?
@Andy Billie from Maine: Kyle, this season illustrated that you were treated with indifference and ridiculed in your own home for a long time. How does it feel to be living as a single man now?
saw @lenadunham in philly yesterday and there was a Q&A portion of the event and one woman asked her if she had any advice for how a 64 year old divorced jewish woman might find a husband and she said maybe go to a michael buble concert and the lady was like i have
That last paragraph in the quote from Coates has been screaming at me since I read it.
she can’t leave home without a salty snack or fig newton in her purse #rhori
A made-for-tv angel! A hot, unfiltered sweetheart with a diabolical back story that we don't even know the half of. Buddy comedy with shayne and marques when
season MVP. reunion MVP. this is shayne unique restaurant and he doesnt even work there
what the fuck was this? and who are these ppl? they certainly do not know each other
Ryan Gosling delighted the Tonight Show audience by bringing Eva Mendes onstage as a surprise for her 52nd birthday. The famously private couple, who share two daughters, are rarely seen together in public – and Eva looked both amazed and thrilled to join Ryan under the studio
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offline friend saw WUTHERING HEIGHTS this past week and just informed me at dinner she’s “pretty sure it’s gonna win Oscar of the year”
there's nothing there
What exactly is the appeal of Erin Lichy?
My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming
ur off twitter one day and suddenly every single post is about an orphaned monkey with a name
u go off twitter for 18 hours and suddenly shia labeouf's the grand marshal of mardi gras, stiffing bartenders, making life long friends, getting his shirtless ass beat by a mob of young feminists, goes to jail, and starts posting again SMDH
@thecampaignbook I can't with your ass
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The Executives @TheExecsComedy
44 Followers 95 Following The Executives are a sketch team at Magnet Theater in New York City. Fridays at 7PM. Business up front, party everywhere else. #GetBossy
The Law Firm @LawFirmUCB
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Charlie Ross @ChazStephenson
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332 Followers 811 Following Jam tomorrow. Jam yesterday. But never any jam today. He/They. Instagram: @tiroshspetals
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75 Followers 817 Following Pander Public Radio is a live show & podcast with comedians telling stories & reflections & Squarespace ads by your fav fake podcast host @JustinPerez
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Templeton @TempletonPhil
1K Followers 2K Following Historically inspired sketch comedians The Templeton Philharmonic. Gwynne Phillips & @BrianaTempleton. Hosts of @NoneofOurBiz on @audible_com
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charlie @chunkbardey
99K Followers 913 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
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CAT MARNELL @cat_marnell
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Anthony Atamanuik @CoffeeWithTony
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CDC @CDCgov
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997 Followers 523 Following Not on Twitter anymore--find us at https://t.co/I3kme9Nl3b. Maine Writers & Publishers Alliance enriches the cultural life of Maine by supporting the literary arts.
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3.3M Followers 171 Following Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
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Cherokee Nation @CherokeeNation
69K Followers 691 Following Siyo! The Cherokee Nation is the largest tribal government in the United States with more than 470,000 citizens around the globe. Please enjoy our tweets! Wado!
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160K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2TaYou might like
