Milton Hernandez @MltnHernandez
“I run a small fake ID company from my car with a laminating machine I swiped from the sheriff’s station” Houston, Texas Joined January 2012-
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We got ourselves a winning streak!
Get him tf outta there and send his ass to Florida too…
Get him tf outta there and send his ass to Florida too…
Me watching the Astros in 2024…
About fucking time
Houston, Texas… one of the only places where a guy in a Honda CRV will tailgate you at 5:50am…
🚨 Joey Loperfido Call Up 🚨 Get your tickets now and come see Joey Loperfido make his MLB Debut this week vs Cleveland! 🎟️: astros.com/tickets
Still stand by this
Alright… let’s save some runs for tomorrow boys 😅
Maybe the Astros should play in Mexico City as their home field for the remainder of the season
Seriously get Jose Abreu the fuck off this team.. I’ve just about had it. There’s no fucking fight in this dude, and he frankly does not give two fucks.
Nope. Don’t like it. 😒
Can he be ejected for the remainder of the season? Asking for an entire fan base
Can he be ejected for the remainder of the season? Asking for an entire fan base
While we are at it @SpaceCityHN get your shit together too…
If I had a dollar for every time an Abreu has fucked us this season, I could probably buy season tickets…
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Don't let your Guard down. #Relentless
Even the admin is starting to turn it around. League is fucked. Tide is turning.
Don't let your Guard down. #Relentless
Loperfido really had a chance to debut wearing #10 and walkoff in the bottom of the 10th inning scoring the Astros 10th run of the game and winning the 10th game of the season.
Down to their final out, Victor Caratini walks it off in Houston! 💥 (via @astros)
Omg Caratini you saved the night! Can go to bed happy 😊 #Astros
I can’t believe it. We won an extra innings game
VICTOR CARATINI WALK OFF HOME RUN WITH THE ASTROS DOWN TO THEIR LAST OUT!!
Good thing that random runner was placed on second base, as we continue to try to get through this Covid pandemic. All hail Rob Manfred and his lasting legacy. #Relentless
JOEY COOKS. First Major League hit AND RBI for Loperfido.
Breggy Bombs are back! 💣 (via @astros)
THEY WONNNNN THEY DID IT!!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY DID!!!
I literally love CARATINI!!!
CARATINI WALKS IT OFF WITH A 2-RUN HOMER!!
Caratini and the Astros walk it off. 3 straight wins.
JOEY LOPERFIDO’S FIRST MLB HIT IS A 2-RUN SINGLE!! WELCOME TO THE SHOW!!
Another view of the benches clearing incident in Milwaukee (via @BallyRays)
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