Present Day Clueless @ModernClueless
Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Twitter party. Written by @blanketboat and @ellaceron Beverly Hills, CA Joined January 2014-
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Just a reminder: when Jane Austen was quarantined she wrote Clueless
I can’t find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.
Dionne: Cher is saving herself for Tom Brady.
And may I please remind you that it does *not* say “RSVP” on the Statue of Liberty.
He's a miserable little man who wants to make everyone else miserable too.
Elton swipes right on a photo of Amber face-swapped with Cher, doesn’t care, never messages his matches anyway.
"Wasn’t my mom a total betty?” – Cher’s caption on her Instagram of her mom in the 80s
Christian: Do you like Kylo Ren? Cher: I love her.
Cher: "She's a full-on Instagram. From far away, it's OK, but without the filter, it's a big old mess."
*Josh dumps Cher after she tweets "#AllLivesMatter”* *Elton starts identifying as a men’s rights activist*
*Cher calls Fabian, her masseuse, after she pulls a muscle trying to Snapchat a butt selfie to Christian*
He's a miserable little man who wants to make everyone else miserable too.
Cher: You see how picky I am about my emoji and they only go in my texts.
Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "Bae". Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."
I'm so miserable. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I can't Instagram.
Cher: You are such a fuckboy. Josh: Oh, and you are such a basic bitch.
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Our fashion conversations with our dads are practically like @ModernClueless: fabsugar.com/35462096
The sites to bookmark for sale alerts (now that Hukkster is gone): bit.ly/1svIBOj
@ModernClueless Best tweet ever. I've got my copy of @rgay #badfeminist on the Kindle!
The most quotable film from the 90s is OFFICIALLY back. Phew. marie.cl/6019eeI7
@ModernClueless Daddy's an Intellectual Property attorney. Those are the scariest kinds of lawyers.
.@ModernClueless Please get the nearest communicable disease
My sister @blanketboat is super cool and smart and you should read this cause she wrote it and its smart and cool too thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-blanke…
Totally buggin' over @ModernClueless huff.to/LqyWHF via @HuffPostWomen
@ModernClueless Hi there! I'm writing up this genius enterprise for @HuffPostWomen and would love to reach out to you for more info. Thx!
Fully obsessed with @ModernClueless #the90sareback
Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like, an orange juice commercial or what?
And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does *not* say RSVP on the online brunch menu?
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