Anton Chigurhpenis (no impostors or i’ll narc) @MrSugarPenis
Sorry ladies, my dance card is full. Magician (The Great Sugarpendini) and juggler (i don't do blades or babies don't even ask). Bon vivant w all the bon mots. Fresh off a cracker’s ass Joined January 2011-
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Is this good? This seems good.
Just once I would like to have lobster or crab bisque that has actual lob or crab in it.
Corey Seager is definitely hurt. We‘ve seen enough to know.
Love to see how they have gelled.
I don’t follow college football, so I did not know there was a player named “General Booty.” I want he and Brad Johnson’s kid, Maximus Johnson, to be besties and try and pick up ladies w those names. Please let me be there when it happens.
It’s still hilarious to me that Rand Paul got 6 ribs broken by a guy ten years older and fellow DR on a lawn dispute. Those leaves damn it. It is go time!
The track record is phenomenal but after Cory Seager’s first month it is starting to get alarming. It looks more and more like putting off that surgery for 3 months was a bad idea. Not sure I buy he isn’t still hurt.
I really like the condensed game feature on the MLB app. I don’t have three hours every night. But I don’t understand the choices the editors make. I just saw five pop ups but no steals and they always show u almost the entire first inning. If nothing happened, SKIP THAT PART.
I love the aggravation in this tweet
I love the aggravation in this tweet
My boy cat keeps walking over my balls. Come on little buddy, u used to have juevos back in the day. U know how it is. Not cool bro.
MrsS is awesome but in our new division of labor she blew off the water bill and our very slack local gov has switched it off. Without water for the evening. Hey, who wanted to have a shower tonight! Tough toenails Sugarpenis. Gotta go buy water so the animals can hydrate too.
“Say hello to improved bedroom confidence.”I’m dying.
“Say hello to improved bedroom confidence.”I’m dying.
The most imaginative and effective front office the NFL the world has ever seen scores another td.
The most imaginative and effective front office the NFL the world has ever seen scores another td.
Was talking to Lil Sp who hasn’t dated yet. That’s fine. Just know an interview will be required for every suitor. Want to know who his dad is too so i know who to beat up. and if his dad is the Lou Ferrigno type, well then that’s lawyer time. I will protect that girl.
Why is it so slapdash and inconsistent for movies to have trailers? I don’t want to see a clip. I want to see a summarizing trailer. I will know what the movie is gonna be if I saw the trailer. A clip tells me little. This is an annoying trend.
How great is it that Wyatt Langford’s first major league hr is an inside the parker? I can’t remember the last time I saw one. What a memory he’s going to have of this. Just sublime. Very happy for him.
I always love Dane Dunning day. That’s who u want to be in a foxhole with. Dude is prepared for anything.
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Don't kid yourself; the people who blame Biden for what is happening in Gaza and say, "We won't vote for Biden!" weren't voting for Biden in the first place. The U.S. citizens who value democracy will vote for President Biden. If you're willing to watch democracy crumble with…
from yesterday, on Wyatt Langford’s first big league homer: “I feel like I've hit a bunch of balls pretty good. It was just a matter of getting that first one, I guess. And I got it. I got it in a weird way, but I got it.” mlb.com/news/wyatt-lan…
So……. With Luka Doncic as the primary defender, Kawhi, Paul George, Harden, and the ENTIRE Clippers team scored exactly 0 points on him. Blocks, forced turnovers, locking up their best player. Let’s talk about defense, Twitter. Who wants to go first??
@MrSugarPenis That's how my Mrs is. Meanwhile, I'm lying there thinking about reorganizing my tool chests, how much rear brake lining is left on my car, & what I should've already done to get ready for the next day.-
@MrSugarPenis @trumpingitup @MtrejoG41242242 @mamatigertn @Franklin_Graham @realDonaldTrump You know, if some people channeled their rage in a positive way towards good and righteous causes... this would be a better world. Anger in itself isn't bad, it becomes toxic when we fester against an imaginary enemy and it becomes a kind of drug.
I love when they come from behind
No Sunday scaries here. #StraightUpTX
I love that literally every national TV game the Rangers play shows a montage of the World Series. It’s good bc some people forget the Texas Rangers are the reigning World Series champs.
BUTCH CASSIDY'S WILD BUNCH "Fort Worth Five Photo" Fort Worth Texas 1900 Front row left to right: The Sundance Kid, Ben Kilpatrick, Butch Cassidy Standing: Will Carver and Kid Curry. DID BUTCH LIVE TO AN OLD AGE?
@MrSugarPenis We're so in their heads, it's not even funny.
Evan Carter doesn't have a hit yet but he's still got a .389 OBP. This kid's floor is so insanely high
Evan Carter has swung at just 1 of 23 pitches he's seen outside the zone. Wyatt Langford has swung at just 2 of 16 pitches he's seen outside the zone.
JFK’s grandson speaking truth.
is this place about to turn into the city of Wyatts?
This is Vichy, feckless trash normalizing a treasonous chaos agent who does nothing but work for the enemy. Lesley Stahl & Andrea Mitchell should go on a nice long vacation together to celebrate their retirements.
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They all wore t-shirts with the names of their husbands printed on the front. One last story that I hope will make you smile. I visited the Veterans hospital located in Westwood California. I went from floor to floor to say hello to everybody.