Lisa W @MsBehavior

she/her. funnier online. fatter in person. potty mouthed do-gooder. pied piper of chaos. if pronouns offend you, who’s the ❄️ ? #GulfOfMexico Treaty 1 Territory Joined March 2009

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

2 weeks ago

Start the day chasing your vyvanse with espresso. 👌

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

4 weeks ago

Here ya go @WWE I fixed it for ya. #WWEClash

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

a month ago

The banshee like noooooooo I shrieked half way to work when I realized I hadn’t taken my ADHD meds and I’m in a 6 hour training course for gas detection certification. Looool

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

2 months ago

Is the sky still blue? Asking for Manitoba.

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The redemption arc in happy Gilmore 2 is absolutely flawless. 29 years later @AdamSandler recreated comedy gold with a top tier list of cameo appearances, star studded cast and just enough nostalgia to reconnect us to the original masterpiece. What a legend. Absolute genius.

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

2 months ago

This fucking hold music is making me want to stab myself through the prefrontal cortex with a rusty railroad spike. Holy shit. 30 minutes, 1 minute loop complete with 9 seconds of static; no callback option. Customer service, care and convenience has perished. RIP.

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

2 months ago

Oh my god, I don’t have the attention span for self serve menus that have more than 3 options. I’ve had to “to repeat this menu” 4 x and finally just hit a random number and hope for the best. All I hear after 10 seconds is an adult from the peanuts cartoon world

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

3 months ago

🧵TW: SA Can we take a sec to talk about the absolute audacity of defense lawyer Mike Cook in this particular case? winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews/2… The crown is seeking 20 years (BRAVA) but Mike Cook wants just 6 years "describing him as a loving father of 2" in one breath -cont-

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

3 months ago

It’s SWEATAH WEATHAH

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

3 months ago

There’s a sentencing hearing id like to attend coming up in the next few weeks in Winnipeg. I know the date, and the name of the person being sentenced, is there a way for me to find the time/courtroom?

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

3 months ago

It smells like smoky maple bbq outside :( 🍁 🍗 💨

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Lisa W @MsBehavior

3 months ago

Get a bill from UPS, have a handful of questions regarding it, there’s a 1-800 on the bill, in big bold letters saying to call this number if you have any inquiries. I call the number. They can answer 0 questions, and I am redirected to FOUR separate departments; none at that #