Sterling Powers @MsShutterface

Writer of plays, taker of photos, maker of stuff, singer of things. Hilariously insufferable humanist for your pleasure. whiskeysoup.com Los Angeles Joined April 2009

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Sterling Powers @MsShutterface

6 years ago

@truaurawithtiff Stupid enough not to listen to the actual prayer, or the pastor himself, apparently 🤷‍♀️ It was a pun. For fun. After a prayer about unity.

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6 years ago

@DFWAirport apparently doesn’t think there’s a #pandemic on. Crowds, no distancing, no mask enforcement of any kind, and scores of maskless travelers packed into trams. Airport employees laughing with masks off. No one observing floor markers. Do better. This is dangerous.

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6 years ago

@TheShowTimesYT @MLBONFOX @MarkZuckerman 😹😹😹 You... you know people can see your profile photo, right? You’re like 19. Your parents were probably children in the 70s you absolute tool bucket.

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6 years ago

@Delta are you or are you not flying pets as checked baggage for folks #PCSing on #military orders right now? Website says yes, reports say no, but can’t get a hold of customer service AT ALL (4 hrs on hold). 🤷‍♀️ #BadService

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6 years ago

@Delta, didn’t you get enough bail out money to hire customer service reps? 40 minutes on hold to try and book pet transport. No online option to do this. PMs are ignored. Come on. As if military PCS isn’t stressful enough!

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7 years ago

Idk which #Milspouse needs to hear this, but if you can fix your boiler and install a new hard drive on your mac and basically perform open heart surgery on your kids during deployment using nothing but good vibes and YouTube, you can do your hair and nails at home. #UgotThis 😂

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7 years ago

@TeeVeeBen When you hit 40. 🤷‍♀️

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7 years ago

@mptmusic I mean, most dudes can’t tell the difference between “angery” and “saddd!” So, I say you’re dead on. Sincerely, person whose running playlist is just 3 Penguin Cafe Orchestra songs on repeat

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7 years ago

Go see this film!

Mike Turner @mptmusic

7 years ago

See CUCK this weekend! For the next 10 days CUCK is on sale for 1.99 rental and 6.99 buy on iTUNES: apple.co/2lavIzr #cuck #cuckmovie #cuckfilm #cuckthefilm #iTunes #videoondemand #indiespirits #filmindependent

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7 years ago

@Chase Will you honor your cust svc promises 2 military fams? 3x you’ve randomly flagged my sapphire acct 4 no reason, 3x you’ve promised me full access to my joint acct w husband and 3x you’ve refused to speak 2 me bc my husband opened the acct. Big issue: husband is DEPLOYED. 😡

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7 years ago

@Chase @Op_Homefront @USNavy @FCDallas Too bad your cust svc doesn’t support active duty families. No matter how matter how many Xs you say my husband and I have equal account access, he has to call if there are any issues (even TDY or deployed). Was just stranded at a bus stop as a result. Had to walk home in rain.

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7 years ago

@Chase lies to their customers - flat out. Military families, don’t bank with them. No access to your money while your spouse is TDY or deployed. “Joint account” means nothing if they’ll only talk to the person who opened the account. Told many times we have equal access.

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7 years ago

Military families - do NOT EVER get a Chase Sapphire card. They randomly close access to the account for no reason, and won’t discuss with anyone but my husband. It’s 4am where he is. @chasebank

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Sterling Powers @MsShutterface

8 years ago

@mptmusic Please tell me that at least once was a pickup line

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Sterling Powers @MsShutterface

8 years ago

@Chase, what’s the point of having a joint account if I can’t access it while military husband is overseas? Can’t log in. Cust service will not help w/o talking to him, even though I am authorized. account frozen with no way to fix it bc he can’t call. #badBanking #ChaseSapphire

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8 years ago

I ❤️ when Americans cite articles about long wait times and misdiagnosis via NHS as arguments against socialized medicine, as if not paying $1000s/year for the same care your HMO provides means private hospitals are OUTLAWED and you MUST USE GOVT HEALTHCARE.

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8 years ago

I just learned that Americans don’t like bidets because they think you use water *instead of* (not *after*) toilet paper and I’m utterly horrified.

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8 years ago

@RoKhanna @PeteButtigieg Come on, @RoKhanna, it’s intellectually dishonest to say that @PeteButtigieg is comparing Trump to Bernie with his statement. He’s not, he didn’t, and it’s weird for you to say that he is.

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8 years ago

I recently noticed targeted ads for “self love” ramping up big time in my feed, so I busted out some old Neil Strauss books. I didn’t respond to negging, so I’m moving up to the affection bombing/ghosting cycle. I’m SO gonna tap that ass.